Hydrogen bomb(the onceler) vs coughing baby(britain)
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Natasha: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Y/n: ...I did. I broke it.
Natasha: No. No you didn't. Wanda?
Wanda: Don't look at me. Look at Tony.
Tony: What?! I didn't break it.
Wanda: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Tony: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Wanda: Suspicious.
Tony: No, it's not!
Yelena : If it matters, probably not, but Bucky was the last one to use it.
Bucky : Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Yelena : Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Bucky : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Yelena !
Y/n: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Natasha.
Natasha: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Yelena : Natasha... Wanda's been awfully quiet.
Wanda: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Natasha, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Natasha: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Natasha:
Natasha: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Tony: no matter what circumstances whatever you do never bet with my kid
Avengers: ok?
Later that day
Sam: hey!
Y/n standing on a balcony: what!?
Sam: i bet 10 bucks you won't ju-
Y/n jumps down from the third floor and only gets a broken foot: now where is my money bitch
Sam: wha da fu-
Tony: damn it! Not again how the fuck am i gonna explain this shit to pepper!?
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five years of missing an icon. hope peace is finding you well, Tony.
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These are the original colors in this illustration...the previous one was actually edited in LightRoom because I stared at this for too long and it started to get ugly...but the post art clarity hit and now I think it looks OK 👍
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Leah’s facial acting when Percy told her to call her mom…
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