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trenchcoatcoveredinbees · 11 minutes ago
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SPN: Season 16, Day 168 -
I am trying to make a Castiel-themed bee stuffed animal
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uminolin · 30 minutes ago
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No one will insult Obito on my watch
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sicariav · 41 minutes ago
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     [ Some evil villain: Come unarmed or the hostage gets it.        Bucky: -shows up with only one arm- ]
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333-host-mortem · an hour ago
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(( thinking about how Littol my Al is.... in a world of giants, he is just Some 5'4 Guy on flesh and bone stilts. A 7 foot Faker. His torso and hands and head and hips are ibty bibty compared to the big boy sinners. Incredible.
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heavensickness · an hour ago
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No thoughts, only Matt Berninger asking "Can you make me a man? Can you make me a dad?" to his wife in the most desperate way possible all while a voice screams "I AM NO BUTTERFLY" in the background on repeat because people simply cannot change by the hands of someone else
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outrageousokona · an hour ago
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me too girl
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apollo-cookies · an hour ago
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Found this.
DA FASHUN
I don’t know if it’s about another person, BUT THESE INITIALS. GAWD I WANT THIS T-SHIRT BECAWSE I'M JUS'
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couturriere · an hour ago
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some tentative thoughts on jersey zodiac studies
zodiac isn’t the right word for it but i’ve noticed that with certain numbers a lot of players of the same genotype seem to gravitate there. full disclosure: i’m not 100% familiar with the rosters of every team so i might’ve missed some guys here.
11: spark plug, kinda gritty, will maybe fight you kinda guys; beloved by their teams. the glue guys, the heart and soul of the team. possibly on the smaller side, physically. will take a lot of physical abuse to put the team in a better position. examples: trent frederic, brendan gallagher, adam gaudette, zach hyman, travis konecny, luke kunin, nate thompson. outliers: kopitar, staal.
13: kind of a hotshot, a bit loud and flashy, takes up a lot of space, a bit full of himself but willing to get his hands dirty / face smashed in (possibly also haunted). examples: mathew barzal, pierre-luc dubois, johnny gaudreau, jayce hawryluk, kevin hayes, brandon tanev. outliers: hischier, lafrenière.
14: solid, dependable, responsible dudes. maybe not the flashiest but extremely calm and steady and you'll absolutely miss them on the roster when they aren't there. will surprise you with their skill. they’re not super aggro but they will not let you push them around, either. weirdly enough defensively responsible two-way centers seem to love this number. examples: nathan bastian, sean couturier, joel eriksson ek, mattias ekholm, nick suzuki, travis zajac. 
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seekme · 2 hours ago
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c. evans had no right looking like he did in red sea diving resort
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enigmasandepiphanies · 2 hours ago
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*Hitting my insecurities with a pinata stick* Break down, you uncultured swine.
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reyna-morozova · 3 hours ago
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*Sometime in future*
"Mom, I want to know why you named me Aleksander", asked my son while playing with his toys.
I smiled and ruffled his hair.
"The problem with wanting is that it makes us weak. "
"What's that supposed to mean? "
"Nothing, now go play with your brother Kaz, I need to check on your sister Zoya. "
"Okay mom. "
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loyalmuse · 3 hours ago
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The ONLY reason vampires cannot consume human food is because the multiverse retconned itself to make it impossible for Aro to consume energy drinks 3000 years after he was born
And i stand by that
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