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Cheese.
Y/n, try to soothe their crying baby: I know you can't tell me what's wrong but at least please stop crying for a moment.
Natasha: Is it the diaper? Hungry?
Y/n, almost mad: Oh maybe I didn't check it. Nat, it is the first thing I checked! I changed his diaper, I gave him bottle, I breastfeed him, check his tummy! Everything that comes to mind.
Natasha, takes her baby: It's alright baby, please stop crying soon or your mommy will cry too. We both know that she's a lot to handle.
Y/n, put back her water from the fridge: What did you said?!
Natasha: Nothing babe.
Tony: Whoaa, what's with all the fuss? Can't figure out why your baby crying? *looking at y/n
Y/n: Why are you at me?
Tony: Because you're the mother. You birth him. Don't you two have some kind of bond or something?
Natasha: Tony..
Y/n: How am I supposed to know what he said. He's a baby! He can't even talk! Not a fucking word! I don't understand the crying language Stark! Nobody does!
Tony: jeeeeezzzz. I'm trying to help!
Y/n trowing cheese at Tony but it fallen on the baby's head and all silent: What in the world-
Tony: Told you, that you guys have special bond!
Y/n: That cheese was meant for you. Now hush!
Natasha: Thank you, cheese. Never in my life I thanked a thing but here I am, thanking a slice of cheese. Yeaaa, you did it mommy! Yes, mommy did. And you're laughing now.
Y/n: cheese huh?
Tony: Do we have enough cheese?
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imnothulk · 2 days
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Banner I’m bored.
@theironcan
Well Thor's been ghosting me lately so uve been depressed, wanna get drunk and build random shit?
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minimarvelh · 3 days
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*insert evil laugh*
Peter: *evil laugh*
Tony * side-eyeing Peter: you are scaring me.
Peter, looking at his phone and laughing like evil: I WON.
Tony: oh, where?
Peter: I am not the smallest anymore HA-HA-HA! Ned measures his small brother and he is 5’1 BUT I am nearly 5’2, so I WON HA-HA-HA. Now he is the smallest, NOT me.
Tony:
Tony:
Tony: that’s vet questionable..
Peter: sHuT uP
(I loved your evil laugh, anon😭I hope you are having a good day❤️)
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coolcomicbookcovers · 11 hours
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animentality · 1 year
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frenchublog · 4 months
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earth- 199 99?
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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months
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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?
Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!
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yatta184 · 16 days
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Stony bedtime
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teckmonky · 5 months
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latelierderiot · 15 days
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So happy to be able to share this!! my contribution to @iamironmanzine 🫶
this silly blorbo has given me so much joy over the years 🥹 thank you for having me♥
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irondad3000 · 11 months
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*The Avengers sitting around the living room*
Clint: let's play Two Truths One Lie
Natasha: yeah i've heard of that one.
Peter: oh i'll go first!
Peter: i'm small, my eyes are green, and a whole building once fell on me and i almost died!
Tony: that's the right idea kiddo but it's gotta be a bit more challenging for everybod-
Pepper: his eyes are brown.
Tony: ....
Tony: a building wHAT
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respect-the-hyphen · 6 months
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mr stark and mr america
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minimarvelh · 3 days
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What's your head canon for peter and tony?
oh I have a lot of headcanons about them haha😭😭maybe my favourite are:
• Peter, spending every Friday + his weekends at the Tower with Tony and Pepper. They are working in the workshop and then watching films, tv shows, playing Minecraft or Animal crossing (which Tony doesn’t understand, but if his kid likes it, then oKaY. Fortunately, Pepper likes this game and they are two excitingly playing together, while Tony mumbles “this doesn’t make any sense!!”)
• After 1-2 years of working hand in hand with Peter, Tony and Pepper (eventually) became fond of him and started to love him, so one day they sat with worried Peter, who looked at them with confusion while anxiously playing with his hoodie’s aglets.
"what-what happened?” and then quietly "am I in trouble?"
"what?" Pepper frowned, looking at Tony and then and then back "of course not, sweetheart" confusion was clear on both adults faces, but they tried to brush it off (or put it at the back of theirs head to talk about it later), focusing on more important question.
"We just wanted you to talk to you about..and well. moreover ask you about something" this woman never worried at the conference’s or when she needed to shout at all board of directors, but at that moment she was..scared. she was afraid of making the kid uncomfortable, she was afraid of scaring this kid. She never thought about wanting to have a kid, all her life she was focused on her career, but now she wants to have a kid. she wants this kid. she loves this kid with whole heart, never thinking that she could do it.
You know, kid, that we love you enormously, I think you know it, yeah?" even Tony became worried and unsure " okay, we thought about this for a long time, but we really want to make it official and to adopt you"
(okay, I don’t like how is is going hahaha anyway, I think you get the whole idea of them adopting Peter, so yeah, it is my main headcanon)
• also, I am obsessed with fluff, so my headcanons are circling around fluff and I am completely ignoring events with Thanos..🥲in my universe they are okay and that’s enough for me hahaha😭
• I really love idea that when Tony works too much in his workshop and no one can convince him to drink or eat or just take some rest, the only one who could do it is Peter. He could come and say that he didn’t sleep for 30 hours but he is fine. But for Tony it is,of course, is not fine. Where did this kid get a habit not to sleep? So he “must” take his spider to the bed and force him to sleep (while he is doing it he is falling asleep himself)
or Peter comes to the workshop and while he is helping Tony he “accidentally” tells him that he didn’t eat for a day and Tony is just stopping and after swearing looks at him “what?” (it doesn’t matter if he himself didn’t eat for two days, he is completely fine without food) and Peter refuses to eat, unless Tony will eat with him. So yeah..
this is just bunch of headcanons, I hope you are having amazing day!!❤️🧡🩷
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jonasdirection101 · 11 months
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Peter: “I’m gonna be just like you!”
Tony, panicking: “No, no, no, no. May is gonna kill me. No, no, no. That’s a bad idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”
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sippingonhottea · 1 year
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You can never go wrong with strange and this dynamic
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frenchublog · 8 months
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🌈…!
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