Raph: I nailed it. I solved Splinter’s brain teaser and found the location of our secret meeting. In your face!
Donnie: In whose face? April and I have been here for 20 minutes.
April: Though my presence is not puzzle-related. I just followed Donnie.
Karai, entering: Hey. You solved the puzzle before me. Nerds.
Raph: They solved it first. They're the nerds. I'm cool like you.
Karai: Wait. Where's Splinter? Where's Leo?
April: Yeah, Leo would be the first one here. Doesn't he go to a puzzle camp every summer?
Donnie: Guys, if those two aren't here, I'm thinking we must be in the wrong place.
Raph: No, trust me, we're definitely in the right place. I'm 100% sure about this.
Casey, entering: Well, guess who solved the puzzle?
Mikey, also entering: Who?
Casey: We did!
Mikey: Oh, we did!
Raph: Yeah, we're in the wrong place.
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Me and my twin as rottmnt disaster twins:
Leo: What were you gonna do later?
Donnie: Well I was going to pick between options A, B, and W.
Leo, very confidently: W? Uh, I think you missed a few numbers there buddy.
Donnie:
Leo: ... Wait-
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Inspired by this post from @incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes
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Raph: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Raph: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Donnie: Uh... what's up with him?
Mikey: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Raph: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Leo, crying: It's working.
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Incorrect TMNT Quote
Leo: So, me and Raph were having an argument the other night-
Raph: Well, actually, we’ve been brothers for eighteen years. We don’t have arguments now.
Leo: We have throw-downs.
Raph: No matter what the topic, we both bring it our everything.
Leo: Because we both know that after years of close calls and two danger-provoking little brothers, neither of us are going anywhere.
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Mike: Wanna hear some dark humor?
Raph: Yeah, I love dark humor.
Mike: Alright. *Turns off the lights* Knock knock.
Raph: Turn the damn lights back on.
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Donnie *drinks coffee*: I love coffee so much
Y/n: But what about me? Do you love me?
Donnie: of course I do. You are my world.
Y/n: Love you too-
Donnie: But I love coffee more....
Y/n:.......
Y/n: WHY?!
Donnie: The coffee is letting me to stay late at night but you don't!
Y/n: DONATELLO! WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
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Mikey: That sounded like Raph.
Donnie: Nah, it couldn’t be him-
Raph, from a distance: You ridiculously stupid moron!
Donnie: No, it's him.
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Leo: Guys, this is my boyfriend Usagi.
Donnie: Okay, we knew you were gay, but the furry thing was definitely a surprise.
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Leo: Usagi is missing, can you find him?!
Donnie: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Mikey: I mean..
Raph: Yeah, kinda.
Casey: 100% yes.
Leo: Well, do you?!
Donnie:
Donnie: Yeah, hang on.
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Leo: What starts with F and ends with Uck?
Mikey: No it doesn't.
Donnie: Firetruck!
Raph: FUCK!
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