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[The Turtles first time being on the surface during the day]
Mikey: Oh no! Giant flying sheep!
April: Those are clouds.
Mikey: AHHHHHH!!
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Shredder: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Tiger Claw: People die when you have fun, Master Shredder.
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April: Hello, Karai. Made anyone cry today?
Karai: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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Leo: Do you have a crush on anyone?
Donnie: The only crush I have is my crushing anxiety.
Donnie: And April.
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Raph: If anyone gives me any trouble, I can always use persuasion and reason.
Raph, lifting up his right fist: Here’s persuasion.
Raph, lifting up his left fist: And here’s reason.
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multifandomlover6 · a day ago
Spicing it up
Leo: Good Morning
Donnie: Good Morning
Y/N:Good Morning
Mikey: You guy’s sound like robots, can’t you spice it up
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“The only straight I am is a straight up bitch.”
— Karai, at some point
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[After the episode The Moons of Thalos 3]
Leo: Let me get this straight. In the half hour we’ve been in outer space, you already found a girlfriend?
Raph: What can I say? I guess I’m just irresistible.
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Mondo Gecko: Mona, I just want to say that I would never betray your trust. I respect you.
Slash: Really? Was it out of respect that you convinced Mona that aliens give Earthlings presents on Thanksgiving?
Mondo Gecko: Hey, I didn't see you giving back your snow cone maker!
Mona Lisa: That was all a lie?! This year's gifts are already wrapped!
Leatherhead: If we're talking about betraying our friends, what about the month Rockwell spent grinding up insects and mixing them into Slash's food.
Rockwell: Excuse me! That was NOT a betrayal. That was an experiment to determine at what concentration food starts tasting... mothy.
Slash: You put moths in my food?!
Rockwell: For science.
Mondo Gecko, laughing: I can't believe for a month you had moth mouth.
Slash: I can't believe you used Leatherhead's toothbrush!
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Leo: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three. One. Two. Three.
Leo and Raph: …
Leo: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us.
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Leo: I think my loaf of bread is just about done!
Leo: *opens oven*
[inside the oven the loaf of bread is on fire]
Leo: *closes oven*
Leo: I’m gonna give it a few more minutes...
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Raph: I know a guy... With a tiny dick that sounds like an owl...
Casey: Who- wait! You son of a bitch!
Mikey: I'm dead bro!
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Casey: I know exactly the type of person I need to be in order for Mr O’Neil to think I’m good enough for his daughter.
Mikey: No, Casey, you’re fine. Just be yourself!
Casey: Be myself?! I have ONE day to win over April’s dad. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Raph: Couple weeks.
Leo: Six months.
Donnie: The jury’s still out.
Casey: See Mikey?! “Be myself”. What kind of garbage advice is that?!
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“So, I've decided from now on, I want to spend every moment I can with the things I cherish most. So, I'll be in my lab working on my inventions. Try not to bother me.”
— Donnie, at some point
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Raph: Casey, can I ask you a question?
Casey: Sure.
Raph: Why are we lying on the floor?
Casey: You got knocked out during a fight so I laid on the ground next to you so people would think we're just chillin.
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Leo: Hey! I can cook!
Donnie: Offering people gum is not cooking.
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Karai: I don't care what people say about me.
April: That’s because you’re dead inside.
Karai: And I don't care that you said that.
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Mikey: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Donnie, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.
Mikey: ...
Mikey: Fsh.
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tmnt-texts · 4 days ago
Karai: Hey everyone! God has decided to let me live for another day and I’m making that everyone’s problem!
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