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st-alia-atreides · 2 days

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FLORENCE PUGH and SCARLETT JOHANSSON as THE WIDOWS

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 day

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Yelena: how long do we have to play the happy newlyweds?!

Y/N: until the mission is done

Yelena: (huffs) I hate chores. I hate playing the housewife

Y/N: I’ll make you my famous Mac and cheese.

Yelena: I love playing housewife!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 days

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Y/N: Uh, Yelena? Kate is in the pool and I don't think she's waterproof.

Yelena: What?

Sam: I think they meant, Kate is drowning.

Yelena: WHAT?!

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incorectquoteswlw · 3 days

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Yelena: why is Gorgeous the only thing you can be Drop-Dead?

Nat, already sighing: what do you mean?

Yelena: I want be drop-dead silly. Let my enemies crumble before me, overcome by the depths of my whimsy, don't you think?

Nat: I think you're spending too much time with your girlfriend and she is rubbing off on you

Yelena: You leave Kate out of this

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loislame84 · 2 days

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Kate: okay so it looks like we have to do this the old fashioned way.

Yelena: Molotov Cocktail

Kate, turning: what no?

Yelena, smiling holding up the bomb: let’s do it.

Kate: how did you make that so fast?

Yelena, shrugging: Russian.

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floilee · 2 days

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You can't blame any of them

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marinasmarvel · 2 days

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Kate: Alright, I’ll admit it. I’m afraid of clowns.

Yelena: You still hang around Barton, though.

Clint, in the vents: HEY!

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crybabycunt · 2 days

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Yelena: Kate has no survival skills. Her need to be a hero has replaced them.

Natasha: That can't be true.

Yelena: Watch this.

Yelena: Kate Bishop, there's a lost child at the bottom of the stairs!

Kate: (throws herself out the nearest window)

Yelena: God I love her.

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yorkshireteauk · 1 day

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yelena and kate have wanda and nat over for lunch one day and nat jokingly says “compliments to the chef” to kate which then leads to kate walking into their kitchen and just paying yelena compliments for 5 minutes and kate leaving yelena with a light blush

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thebatsdemon · 2 days

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If I was in charge of the mcu I'd make sure no character gets whitewashed, no character is done dirty(especially not the female characters, the characters of color, and lgbtq characters ), and lastly I wouldn't include Zionist propaganda characters in my movies.

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yelenasdiary · 14 hours

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Hear me out,

College AU, All of age. Hockey Jock! Yelena who overhears you crying to Kate how your gf had cheated on you. Your gf played for the same team as Yelena & Yelena has always had this thing for you but (yes I know, how 'original') she's never shown it and often teased you in a playful way but you couldn't help but assume that she simply didn't like you because you were friends with one of her best friends.

At the next training session, Yelena 'accidentally' hurts your now ex gf and that puts her on the sidelines for a few weeks. Kate then drags you to the next game, telling you that it would do you some good to get out of the dorm and away from studying.

Yelena played one of her best games that day, the teaming winning and having a little celebration party back at the frat house. Kate, again, drags you to the party where Yelena finally makes her move.

Fast forward a months later, you and Yelena are now dating. Your ex has been hella jealous and trying their best to win you back. Their attention on you only angry Yelena who, when she's got her strap deep inside you, your nothing but a moaning mess from her overstimulating you that she takes out her phone and sends your ex a little snapchat video with the caption, "Back the fuck off my girl. Can't you see that she's mine? Look at how well she takes me. She belongs to me now"

#yelenasdiary is thinking…#yelena belova #Yelena Belova x reader #hockey jock! Yelena

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 day

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Yelena smacks her baton playfully…

Yelena: heard someone has been naughty.

Y/N: oh yes I have

Yelena slaps handcuffs on them…

Yelena: i am taking you to brig

Y/N: yelena? Kate! Tell her she’s mistaken!!

Kate just laughs, watching the whole thing…

Yelena drags Y/N away…

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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 day

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Yelena: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts.

Wade, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Yelena, deadpanning at Wade: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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incorectquoteswlw · 15 hours

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Yelena: Do you like my top?

Maria: Yeah, she seems nice

Yelena: What

Nat: What

Kate: (:

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mosquito-queen · 21 hours

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A shudder ripples up Yelena’s spine. She quickly turns from her perch on the picnic table bench, and spits red ice onto the dirt. She hacks up the offending treat, before turning back to the concerned girl sitting across from her.

Kate’s face is twisted up in a knot, “Hey, are you okay? Did you choke or something?”

”What was that?” Yelena manages to cough out, grabbing a napkin from the table and trying to scrub the sticky flavor off her face.

Now Kate frowns: “You said you liked snowcones. I got you the tiger’s blood, that’s what you asked for right?”

“This is poison,” Yelena pushes the melting cup of disgusting towards Kate, “It is not how I remember it.”

Kate considers this, and uses her spoon stained in banana flavoring (Yelena did explicitly tell her she wouldn’t kiss Kate again until after she brushed her teeth of that flavor) to test Yelena’s snowcone. She swallows, and shakes her head, “This is it, the three flavors for one combo.”

Yelena pouts and insists, “No, it is not. It was different, better.”

”Well when did you have it last?” Kate flicks her sunglasses over her eyes, peering up behind the lenses in an attempt at playing detective. All Yelena can think about is the way Kate’s mouth is stained artificially red and maybe tiger's blood would taste like it was supposed to on her lips. Then Kate says: “You know your tastebuds change when you get old.”

”Cyka,” Yelena growls and snatches the glasses from Kate’s face. She slips them on. Kate doesn’t attempt to take them back, just squints the sun out of her eyes as punishment. Except it isn’t really a punishment - Kate loves it when Yelena wears her sunglasses. Yelena plays absently with the spoon in the barely solid snowcone, “I don’t know. Must of been Ohio.”

That’s always Yelena’s answer when she ends up hating something she allegedly loved. Kate doesn’t hold it against her, but she can’t understand it either. At first she thinks it’s just nostalgia. Kate catches herself falling into that trap sometimes: the mall, sick days, McDonald's fries (nope, that one still holds up). Kate thinks Yelena just has her Ohio childhood on a pedestal - which, again, completely fair with all things considered.

Kate starts doubting Yelena experiences Regular People Nostalgia when she says she wants to go back to Cedar Point. The best Kate can do is take her to Coney Island. Kate doesn’t say anything when they walk past a warning for minimum height requirement. She doesn’t say anything when her brain absently notices that a six year old Yelena could not have made it on the ride. Maybe Ohio had even less rules than Coney Island. Who was Kate to know? Yelena throws up after the first roller coaster. She’s a curious shade of white when she practically shoves Kate out of her way, beelining towards the trash can. Her aversion to rollercoasters is very funny with all things considered.

Sometimes Yelena will be restless. She paces and sighs and opens the cabinet doors over and over and over and over again. Kate doesn’t know what she’s looking for. She just knows Yelena never finds it. She’s usually mumbling, “I was doing something.” She’ll pace off again, come back, sigh. “I just can’t remember..” The thing is, Yelena is very good at not remembering what she is doing outside of a mission. The other thing is that Yelena is very good at making up what she was supposed to be doing. Kate suspects it’s the same way Yelena is very good at filling the gaps in her memory.

Kate thinks about how badly Yelena must want these things to turn them into her reality. She thinks about how a six year old little girl had time to become the greatest child assassin the world has ever known and carefully craft an entire imaginary normal life. She thinks about how another version of Yelena went to Cedar Point, had sticky tiger’s blood dripping from her chin, camped in her backyard with her sister, sat through family dinner every night, failed math class in eighth grade, broke her arm doing a backflip on the trampoline, spent her summers traversing the world on family vacations. Kate likes that Yelena just as much as this one.

Sadness sours this Yelena’s face. There’s a deep loneliness that would rival the sprawling desert. Kate says, “Ohio probably puts cherry in it instead of strawberry.”

Yelena perks up, “That must be why I remember it different.”

“Maybe we try something new next time,” Because Kate wants to stop waking in the middle of the night to half-muffled sobs coming from the bathroom after every failed attempt of Yelena trying to reconcile reality and delusion. Whatever Yelena wants to be real should be.

#prolly will expand this later #bishova #kate bishop #yelena belova

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floilee · 2 days

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Yelena: Being a girl sucks.

Kate: Being my girl wouldn't.

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