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floilee · 2 days

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I'll never shut up about it

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loislame84 · 2 months

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*Kate walks over to Yelena sitting on the couch and straddles her. She pulls her into a kiss. Yelena enthusiastically responds before pulling back a moment later*

Yelena, sticking her tongue out and plucking a tablet off of it: Kate Bishop, did you just try to drug me?

Kate: well you have a migraine and won’t take the damn aspirin.

Yelena: I do not need western medicine.

Kate: but I don’t like seeing you in

pain. *tries to move off of Yelena’s lap but she’s stopped* changed your mind? I can slip another tablet in there.

Yelena, chuckling: no western medicine but I heard releasing endorphins helps to get rid of migraines.

*Yelena is just staring at Kate waiting for her to catch up*

Kate, blushing: orgasms?

*Yelena barely nods before Kate pushes her down on the couch for research purposes.*

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madweather · 8 months

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Clint (while talking to Kate):oh, that's why people say no homo.

(Yelena caught only no homo part and gave Kate a passionate kiss.)

Yelena: all homo Clint, because I Love Kate Bishop!

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gfmaximoff · 9 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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rainysofsunshineao3 · 6 months

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Kate: *Banging a pen against a table*

Yelena: Oh my god Kate Bishop! Would you stop? How would you like it if I banged you against the table?

Kate:...

Kate:...I...don't know the correct answer to that question.

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incorectquoteswlw · 2 months

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Nat: Yelena cut her hair

Clint: (holding up his constantly vibrating phone) I know

Nat: How's Bishop taking it?

Clint: (sighs and reads from his phone in a monotonous voice) She cut her hair, Clint she just cut her hair. She didn't even say anything, she just did it. Oh my god. She is so hot. She's hotter now. Almost too hot. How did I manage to convince her to date me? She is way too good looking, it should be a crime. Is it a crime?

Nat: Oh so-

Clint: (continuing) She's already got the perfect style figured out too. I'm dizzy, can you get dizzy from this? Because I am. Oh my god, I can't look at her without blushing.

Clint: (flashing the screen) Then she sent a bunch of gifs of people screaming

Nat: (nods, holding up her phone) Yelena texted me

Clint: What did she say?

Nat: (reading from the phone) My new hair has made Kate Bishop go brain stupid. It is very funny, you should come see her.

They share a look before shrugging and getting off the couch

Clint: It's been a slow day anyway

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rxmqnova · 8 months

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Kate: You know, Natasha gives Y/N flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.

Yelena: Okay.

*later*

Yelena: *gives Y/N flowers*

Y/N: ???

Yelena: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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crybabycunt · 1 month

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Yelena: You look like someone who will create lots of problems for me.

Yelena: And I'm not going to lie. I'm kind of into that, Kate Bishop.

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mamaspidershit · 12 days

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*Natasha walking into the bathroom* Natasha: Can I get in here I need to—OH MY GOD!? [Peter is dressed in a Black Widow suit with his hair dyed red, Yelena is wiping her red stained hands on a towel] Peter, pointing at Natasha excitedly: It’s like looking in a mirror!! Natasha: No it isn’t Peter. Peter: Who’s Peter? Yelena, chuckling: I already can’t tell who’s who! Natasha: Take that stuff off. Peter: Ria! Get in here and settle this! Natasha: Don’t call your mother ‘Ria.’ Maria: What? Oh haha hey! Travel size Nat! Aw! Natasha: Maria, you’re encouraging this! [Clint comes in] Clint: I need the bathroom—woah this is confusing. Natasha: NO IT’S NOT!

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chaxan08 · 1 month

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Yelena: Am I straight?

Kate: Not in the slightest, babe.

Yelena: Kate, my parking. Not me.

Kate: Oh in that case, probably no.

Yelena: Will you just look?

Kate: *looks*

Kate: Surprisingly this is the straightest you've ever-

Yelena: Get out of my car.

Kate: Bossy. *smirks* I like it.

Yelena, flustered: Stop it.

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jobethdalloway · 1 year

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floilee · 6 months

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"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.

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loislame84 · 17 days

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Kate: what are you working on?

Yelena, looking up from a letter she was working on: Maria wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting her know that this is private information.

Kate, looking over Yelena’s shoulder: umm babe?

Yelena: is there a problem?

Kate: all it says is “fuck around and find out” on it.

Yelena: yes but I wrote it in calligraphy to make it fancy for her.

Kate: fair enough.

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caitlynskitten · 3 months

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Yelena: Are you mad at me?

Kate: I’m mad at you!

Yelena: How long are you going to be mad at me?

Kate: Ten minutes!

Yelena: Oh come on!

Kate: Do you want to make it fifteen?!

Yelena: *pouts and crosses her arms*

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

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rainysofsunshineao3 · 6 months

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Kate: Truth or Dare?

Yelena: Truth.

Kate: How many hours have you slept this week?

Yelena:...

Yelena: Dare.

Kate: Go to bed.

Yelena: I don't like this game.

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