Peter: Mr. Stark sleeps after us and is awake before us. Do you think he ever sleep?
Y/N, fearfully watching as Tony guzzles coffee: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
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With a curious tilt of the head, Peter carefully untied the bow; peeling it off and setting it aside, separating the top from the bottom, looking down at the black fabric sitting pillowed on white tissue paper. He set the box in his lap, pulling the fabric out and resting it in his hands.
Socks. The black fabric is cut into the shape of two tiny little socks — ones that are way, way too small to fit his feet.
Something settled in him, heavy in his gut. Something like deep knowing, understanding; serious and confident; a resolution and acceptance with a tiny dash of shock and confusion. “Wha- uh..?”
...She splayed her free, shaky hand against his cheek, watching his rapidly blinking eyes, “I’m pregnant. We’re going to have a baby.”
An AU in which Peter Parker, in his ever-growing list of “Wanting-to-be-and-do's,” never imagined that at the meager age of seventeen, he would be a father.
Words: 4120, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Peter Parker, Original Characters, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, May Parker (Spider-Man), Happy Hogan, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Murphy the cat, Mister Delmar
Relationships: Peter Parker/Original Female Character(s), Peter Parker & Tony Stark, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Original Character(s), Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Happy Hogan/May Parker (Spider-Man), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker
Additional Tags: Teen Pregnancy, Teen Peter Parker, Kissing, Cuddles, Fluff and Angst, Family Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Original Character(s), Teen Father, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Alternate Universe, Consensual relationships, Friendship, Love, Platonic Relationships, Dorks in Love, Just a whole lot of feels, High School
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Headcanon that when Peter's bored he hides Tony's stuff. Not important stuff just pens, notepads, screwdrivers, stuff like that. But Tony doesn't know it's Peter doing it. He thinks It's the other avengers messing with him. But after Peter realizes that's what Tony thinks, he starts hiding all the avengers stuff and suddenly it's an all out war
I stan Peter being a little shit and causing havoc, it's my favourite Peter
if Peter is totally honest, he's not quite sure why he starts it
then again, there are too many times when he doesn't know why he does something
most of the time the answer is because neither May or Ned or later on MJ are there to stop them, because those three are 98% of his impuls control
what? You think he would see a group of superheroes as an authority and listen to what they say?
if anything, them telling him no only makes him want to do even more stupid stuff
it all starts when Peter sees Tony looking for his phone that he literally slipped into his pocket just five minutes ago
the next time he is in the lab, Peter grabs Tony's favourite stylus, careful that FRIDAY doesn't catch him and slips it into his sleeve
a couple of minutes later, Tony moves to grab the pen which obviously isn't there
the man is pretty confused by it, looking around his table, mumbling something about getting old before grabbing a different stylus
more little things follow
Peter can't believe neither Tony or FRIDAY catch him - or maybe the AI does catch him but decides to play along
and when Tony mentions that he thinks someone from the team - most likely Clint or Nat - are purposely doing this to annoy him
naturally, it gives Peter an even stupider idea and he has a very difficult time hiding his smile
a week later, the Avengers are screaming at each other, accusing each other of taking the other's stuff
well, everyone but Nat, who of course immediately figured out what's going on and decided to help him
Peter simply sits back and watches everything unfold, not having uttered even a sound who really hides all their stuff
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hi, i loved your peter is german prompt!! do you have anymore ideas how a german peter would act?
(i'm watching europe cup right now if that gives you any ideas)
The German!Peter headcanon was so much fun and while I myself am not really a football fan, I think watching foodball while having having a barbecue (on a very expensive charcoal barbecue with some way too cheap meat) on a hot evening in june, sitting outside if possible, wearing your Hausschuh-sandals and having a beer is one of the most german things you can do
Peter loves football, he's been playing it since he was little, even with his asthma
he has a favourite team (since I'm really not interested in football at all, I really don't have an opinion which team, but I can see him rooting for the underdog) and he gets so passionate about it
Ben and Peter have been to many games together and he has quite a bit of merch of his favourite team
when he moves to America, he is quite disappointed that it isn't as big as in Germany
Peter is also absolutely furious when someone calls it soccer
which, of course, makes everyone else call it soccer on purpose
due to time difference, Peter has to watch the games during lunch/the afternoon
however, on the plus side, Tony sometimes invites him over to watch the game on the big screen of his penthouse
it should be mentioned that while Tony has been to several games of several sports, it's never really been because he's a big sports enthusiast and more because he saw it as a social function, hanging out with other important people in the VIP lounge, having his picture taken and snacking on some food
which is why he's slightly concerned when he sees Peter enter the penthouse dressed head to toe in his team's colours because they're playing against their biggest rival
football is actually something Happy and Peter bond quite a lot over
after a bit of a thinking period, he actually joins the football team (or rather soccer team, which he grumpily says) of his school
but sometimes, when he's staying at the compound, he's having a friendly game with the other enhanced people where he doesn't have to hold back - at least after Tony made a ball that withstands his hardest kicks
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"Ok, look, I know you're not my dad, but you've been acting like you were ever since before I began training under your watch. You're not the most affectionate guy there is but I can tell you care about me, your actions say it all. You see, I lost the only other person who's been a dad to me since I was a little kid and it's been pretty rough but I honestly believe I would have had a much worse time dealing with it if you weren't there for me so... uuuh.... I know this might be a little weird for you but... Happy Father's Day, Mr. Stark. Love you tons." said the kid while handing his mentor a small gift and wrapping his arms around him with a huge smile.
"You are one weird little guy, you know that?" Tony said while hugging the kid back with one arm. He was trying to sound tough but even with his eyes closed, Peter could tell Tony was smiling, his heartbeat was fast and if the warm tear drop falling on his face was anything to go by, the old man was not that cold-hearted after all.
Tony associated Father's Day with grief and conflicted feelings towards his own father, but now he was suddenly a dad to a loud, self-sacrificing, reckless and nerdy super enhanced teenager. And no matter how much he tried to hide it, he loved him so much and was proud to somehow be his old man.
I know it's not Father's Day yet, but I made this doodle in my notebook last night and I loved how it turned out so I had to make it digital immediately. My favorite pseudo-father and son duo. Although they didn't have that much time on screen together, the depth of their bond was made pretty clear.
Just remember a dad isn't always the one you share your blood with, it's the one who stands there next to you and guides you through life and cares for your well-being, the one who teaches you to be the best version of yourself, the one who makes you happy and protects you, the one who believes in you no matter what.
I honestly can't say I had some good experiences with my dad, he wasn't usually at home and after I entered college he basically left home and cut ties with us. I can honestly say that the closest to a father figure I've had are my uncle, who always calls to know how I'm doing, he's taught me some important life lessons, and my mom who's taken the role of both mom and dad throughout my life and hers. Given my life experiences I have one goal in life I HAVE to fulfill before I die. Regardless of what carreer I end up having, I want to be a better father to my kids than my own father was for me, like Tony's trying to be for Peter.
Remember to always respect and love your dads or father figures the way they have loved and cared for you.
Happy Father's Day, everyone.
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Peter: Consider the following
Peter: Seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seat, and they’re called yeetbelts
Tony: *whispers under his breath as he vigorously searches through his flash cards* What the fuck is a yeet
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Everyone is lmk needs sleep change my mind
Guys, I'm so thrilled. "If They Knew All About You" has passed 200.000 hits last night and I'm absolutely stunned.
Thank you guys so much for reading and sticking with the story, some of you for a reeeally long time. I never thought that the first story I wrote for this fandom would get so much attention.
We're allmost at the end now and it's been an incredibly fun ride.
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Tony: Don’t touch anything
Peter: Yes sir
Tony: Don’t call me sir
Peter: Yes ma’am
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Stephen: We’re not mad we just want to know why you two needed a fake ID
Tony: What was that?
Harley: … you need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies
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man. every so often my stanley n webber post still gain notes n . i want to draw my kids again… i miss them
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