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#incorrect carol danvers
dany-is-my-queen · 2 years
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Y/N: I want an avenger girlfriend.
Kate: I volunteer as tribute :)
Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair.
Natasha: Here I am :)
Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair who can actually levitate.
Carol: Red is not my style but I can dye it for you ;)
Y/N all frantic: DAMN IT I MEANT I WANT AN AVENGER GIRLFRIEND WITH RED HAIR WHO CAN LEVITATE AND SO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED WANDA MAXIMOFF AKA THE SCARLET WITCH.
Wanda: You could have started with the end.
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skylarinfinity · 4 months
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[while protecting galaxy captain marvel stumbled upon male reader, a former hero who use to protect galaxy and one of the most powerful titan alive]
carol : why you stop helping them? [looking at big screen that show all the planets] with your power all this danger would vanish-
male reader : [refused to looking at carol eyes] when you try to have peace it will lead to war, and in the war there's always sacrifices and death.
carol : [sigh] there so many more death if you just sit here doing nothing.
male reader : [walk away from carol and staring at the window] yes but those people have nothing to do with me, if they dead i don't feel like it's my fault or i'm a failure.
carol : [stand up and walk toward exit] i hope you change your mind before it's to late.
male reader : [chuckles] and i hope you left all those behind before it's become a burden.
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Peter: Whoever murders me best not be caught because I'm aiming to be featured on Buzzfeed: Unsolved.
Carol: I love how this implies your murder is inevitable. So much chaotic energy.
Peter: If you know me, you know it's inevitable.
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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years
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Carol: I don't wanna train today. Someone please peer pressure me to train
Peter: If you don't train, you're straight
Carol: GEEZ! I said PEER PRESSURE not THREATEN!
Avengers: ...
Peter: *shrugs* If it works, it works
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Maria R.: people named Noelle, Holly, and Carol just get stronger around the holidays
Carol: i am stronger always
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daisy-mooon · 4 months
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Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!
Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-
Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months
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Wade: Wait… You’re a lesbian?! How?!
Carol: It started off as a seven day free trial, but I forgot to cancel, so here we are.
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manhattanminute2 · 8 months
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Avengers reactions to being called straight:
Carol: The fuck, no I'm not.
Maria Hill: Excuse the hell out of you?
Valkyrie: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Wanda: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Kate: Rude.
Natasha: *punches the person*
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marvels-meme · 4 months
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Carol: What's Peter to you?
Natasha and Y/N: The reason we wake up every morning.
Wanda: That's adorable!
Peter, their son, earlier that morning, banging pots together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
(Bonus)
Peter, still banging pots together: I DEMAND ATTENTION!
Y/N: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING ELSE, RIGHT NOW!
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incorrect-multiverse · 4 months
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Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.
Kamala: Yes!!
Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.
Monica: Obviously.
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skylarinfinity · 2 months
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male reader : [talking to his mum, carol] mum, let's get something straight.
carol : [scrunch her nose in confused] ok? what is it?
male reader : that i'm not straight.
carol : oh? cool, me too bud! [high fives male reader]
male reader : yeah, cool!
fury : [sighs] why the fuck i'm surrounding by walking raindow?
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kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too
fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...
kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-
fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it
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fandomnerd9602 · 5 months
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Y/N glares angrily at Prince Yan…
Yan: (sings) I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to marry your wife
Y/N: yo High School Musical, less singing more signing the annulment
Carol: are you still on this?!
Y/N: I don’t want to have to explain to our children why mommy is married to two people!
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Carol(to the Young Avengers): Alright, listen up, you little shits!
Carol: - Not you, Kamala. You’re an angel, and we’re glad you’re here.
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me-uglypretty · 4 months
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Y/n: If Carol isn't a lesbian then explain this!
Fury: That's a picture of Carol and Goose.
Y/n: No, that's a picture of a lesbian and her cat.
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