Yelena: [walks in covered in blood]
Kate: Amazing costume! Happy Halloween!
Yelena:
Yelena: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.
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fake mash plots — “ captains charming “
the only clue a hungover hawkeye has of the nurse he spent the night with are the shoes she left in the swamp , and he begins a futile search for the owner of them . trapper’s shy and awkward old friend makes a visit to the 4077th , and trapper tries to pawn him off on a nurse so he doesn’t have to cancel the date he had planned .
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Kate: I'm in a bad mood, so no one talk to me!
Yelena: Even me?
Kate: What? No. Obviously, you can talk to me.
Kate: But nobody else! I mean it! Leave me alone!
Kate: (to Yelena) To reiterate, this does not apply to you.
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Kate: You worry too much, little killer.
Yelena: What did you expect, Kate Bishop? Everyone I care about likes to throw themselves into danger.
Kate: You do that too.
Yelena: But it's different.
Kate: How different?
Yelena: Didn't you hear the first time?
Kate:...
Yelena: I'm very talented!
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Being a shipper in the Marvel fandom be like:
Shipping Clintasha
Comics: 🥰married🥰
MCU:
Shipping Rogue & Gambit
Comics: 🥰married🥰
MCU:
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yelena and kate decide to buy lightsabers one day to recreate their favourite fights and they have fun until nat randomly walks in their house while kate and yelena are mid fight in film accurate outfits and yelena scrambles to make an excuse why they are like that
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Natasha: Go to sleep.
Peter, getting up: Okay.
Wanda: What the hell?!?! I asked you like 20 times.
Clint: So did I!
Peter: Well, Nat scares me and I'm older than you. [points to Wanda]
Wanda: No, you're not! I'm literally older than you!
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Clint: We have decided that if anything happens to me or Laura, we’d want Nat to be Cooper, Lila and Nate's guardian.
Natasha: That is great news! Kids, when something horrible happens you’re going to be all mine.
Laura: It really is more of an ‘if’ situation.
Natasha: All mine!
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Clint: That’s a pretty rock.
Yelena: Kate gave it to me.
Kate: I threw it at you-
Yelena: She’s very sweet.
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(in the Avengers Tower gym)
Clint: So why do you do your paperwork here?
Kate: (sipping coffee while watching Yelena do her warm ups) For the aesthetic? I dunno.
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ok, last one, because I want you to have options :)
"Barton, it is too dangerous."
"Abandoning her is not an option!"
Phil and Clint please
THANK YOU in advance. And if you don't have time, that's okay too🤗
“Barton, it’s too dangerous.”
Clint’s face is murderous.
“Abandoning her is not an option!”
He says it with emphasis, continuing to pack the bag full of ammunition and guns.
“Fury will never agree to it.”
Clint growls.
“You think I give a fuck? When I get back we’re going to have a conversation about leaving people behind, and monitoring comms a lot better.”
“Rumlow…”
“Rumlow is a dickhead who, if I don’t leave now, I will kill. He’s just lucky that I value Natasha’s life over his death.”
Coulson suppresses a shudder at Clint’s ire.
“I’ll cover for you,” he concedes.
“Be safe, okay?”
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I love an angry Clint :)
Thanks for your words to play with <3 <3
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