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incorectquoteswlw · 1 month

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Clint: So, how is it working with Yelena?

Kate: Good, she keeps me on my knees

Clint:

Kate: FUCK I MEANT TOES

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jjsmaybank20 · 1 year

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Wanda: Y/N kissed me!

Natasha: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Wanda: It was unbelievable!

Natasha: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Thor: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Natasha, get the wine and turn off your phone. Wanda, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Wanda: Oh, it ended very well.

Natasha: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Thor: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Wanda: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Thor: Ohh... So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?

Wanda: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Natasha and Thor: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Y/N, eating pizza in her room: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Tony: Tongue?

Y/N: Yeah.

Clint: Cool.

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Kate, to Clint: I don’t understand why adults have a coffee problem, just wake up!

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fanficwriting · 2 years

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kate: so obviously i'm in love with her.

clint: yelena?

kate: yeah. thoughts?

Clint: and prayers.

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fr1day-incredible · 1 year

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*Clint does something stupid*

Natasha: "Alright, now i have prof that you never graduated kindergarten"

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heavenlyangeliq · 2 years

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Clint: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Loki does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Tony: If Loki were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes, if you see Loki jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Clint: You jump off a cliff.

Tony: Gladly. Provided Loki did it first.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.

Clint: What does that mean?

Natasha: His father was a slut too.

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cobaltperun · 6 months

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Happy black widow

Nat: *eating her sandwich that "mysteriously" appeared on her table*

-other side of the room-

Clint: Really? Another sandwich?

Y/N: *looking away and whispering* Well-fed black widow is a happy black widow and I have intentions with the Black Widow...

Clint: Yeah? And what are those intentions?

Y/N: *still whispering* She looks so happy and cute when she eats them.

Clint: Adorable.

Yelena: Just ask her out already!

Clint: *patting Yelena on the back* They'll get there. Eventually.

*Later*

Y/N: *drinking favorite beverage* Whoever brought this is my second favorite person.

Yelena: The first is Natasha?

Y/N: Yup.

-other side of the room-

Nat: *smiling proudly*

Clint: Maybe it would be more effective if you weren't sneaky about it?

Nat: We'll get there.

Somehow has a part 2 now.

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headcanonthings · 12 days

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Natasha: People keep calling Clint the epitome of a golden retriever. Natasha: He is not. Natasha: He is a raccoon that has been too socialized by people and now cannot be released back into the wild.

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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months

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Steve: okay, team bonding exercises! What is everyone's biggest fear?

Clint: accidentally committing tax fraud

Sam: sharks

Nat: your more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark

Peter: actually, your more likely to be bitten by a stranger in New York than by a shark anywhere else in the nation

Clint: I'm changing mine to strangers in New York

Bucky: trains

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togrowoldinv · 7 months

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*Y/n finding out everyone knows she’s pregnant*

Y/n: I only told Natasha because she’s my wife!

Natasha: I only told Yelena because she’s my sister.

Yelena: I told Kate because she’s my best friend.

Kate: I just told Clint because he’s like a father to me.

Clint: I told many, many people.

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incorectquoteswlw · 12 days

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Yelena: I just wanna revisit something

Kate: Yes!

Yelena: If you were to put together a draft of people you'd want to go out with, would I at least be on it?

Kate: Y-yeah I mean, how many... how many slots?

Yelena: One.

Kate: … Wha-

Yelena: ... Two?

Kate: (blushing) What’re you asking me right now?!

Nat: How are they both this stupid?

Clint: Don’t ask me I just work here

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jjsmaybank20 · 1 year

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Clint: Where do you think you'll end up, hell or heaven?

Natasha: I hope hell. It's where all the gay people are.

Y/N: It's lit.

Y/N: Pun intended.

Clint: Y'all are weird.

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Clint: I overslept.

Kate: It’s 4:30 in the afternoon.

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fanficwriting · 2 years

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Bucky: i just told sam i loved him.

Clint:

Clint: you literally just told Sam, and i quote, "if you make me feel feelings, I'll punch you."

Bucky: i just told Sam i loved him!

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fr1day-incredible · 1 year

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Kate: "We have a problem!"

Clint: "No, YOU have a problem, all i have is Saturday morning coffee to drink"

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