*An Alderman is withholding Geralt's payment*
Jaskier: With all due respect
Jaskier:
Jaskier: which is none
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Clint: Why are you following me?
Bucky: Because we’re dating now
Clint: Okay… what about Cap?
Steve: We’re a package deal
Bucky: Buy one idiot, get one free
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Wayne: Katie, there's something I need to tell you. Darry and I are dating.
Katie: I've known for the last few years. You two are inseparable.
Wayne: Years? We've only been dating for a few weeks!
Katie: Then what the hell were you doing before that?!
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Bad Guy: I’m gonna kill you!
Quentin: Oh really? How original. I’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it
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Jason: We're going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.
Jason, to Dick and Damian: You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.
Jason, to Tim: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.
Tim: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the... dubious looking device?
Jason: Because only Velma would say "dubious device". Tim gets the spooky fridge in the basement.
Damian: And what does that make you, Fred?
Jason: Bitch, I'm Daphne.
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Clark: You wanna go to Batburger? I’ll get you a happy meal.
Conner: I’m 19.
Clark: So you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?
Conner: …That would be nice, actually.
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Bruce: Remember, we’re on Military grounds. Be on your best behavior
Jason: Watch yourselves, everyone!
Bruce: This applies mostly to you
Jason: Oh- You bite ONE guy and suddenly no one trusts you!
Bruce: You bit his finger off.
Jason: I SPIT IT BACK OUT-
Justice League: *stare in silence*
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Trent: Today I realized I'm old
Ted: What happened?
Trent: I fell in the park and instead of laughing, Colin came running to see if I was ok
Ted:
Trent: I saw fear in his eyes
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Tony: Don’t touch anything.
Peter: Yes, sir!
Tony: Don’t call me sir.
Peter: Yes, ma’am!
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Will, whispering-yelling into his phone: Where. Are. You. Hannibal?! This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with!
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