#source: golden girls

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Lydia: Oh, Peter, if your 18th birthday was 10 years ago, you'd only be 28 years old! Peter: That's right. Lydia: You look terrible for your age.

#teen wolf #pydia #lydia martin #holland roden #peter hale #ian bohen #source: golden girls

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.

Clint: What does that mean?

Natasha: His father was a slut too.

#source: golden girls #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Iceman: Well, how was the trip?

Rooster: I tell you, that Disney World hotel was just wonderful. It had everything. Good service, delicious food, a beautiful room.

Maverick: What did you think of the rides?

Rooster: ...They got rides?

Hangman: Don't worry about it.

Hangman: *winks* You had a great time and you never had to stand in line.

Rooster: *blushes hard*

Maverick and Iceman: *grimace*

#save mav and ice #hangster #mavdad #icemav #incorrect quotes #source: golden girls #sereshaw #hangaroo #icepops #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #rooster x hangman #hangman x rooster #rooster #hangman #Maverick #jake seresin x bradley bradshaw #bradley bradshaw x jake seresin

[raphael-angele]

Whenever Talia Visits

Jason: Bruce, guess who's here

Bruce, about to go on a date with Selina: Selina?

Jason: Your wife

Bruce: I don't have a wife, call the police

Talia, coming into the room: Your EX-wife

Bruce: I'LL call the police

#dc comics #robin #dc #damian wayne #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #red robin #red hood #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #damian al ghul #talia al ghul #brutalia #selina kyle #golden girls #source: golden girls #incorrect batfam #incorrect batfamily #batfamily incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[After meeting Karai for the first time]

Raph: What do you think?

Mikey: There’s something about her I don’t like.

Raph: Me too!

Mikey: I find her hard to talk to.

Raph: Me too!

Mikey: And she thinks I’m dumb!

Raph: Me too!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: golden girls #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #michelangelo #karai

[incorrectghostfiles]

Shane: Where are you going?

Ryan: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

#source: golden girls #incorrect ghost files #ghost files #incorrect quotes #shane madej #ryan bergara #incorrect ghoul boys #ghoul boys #watcher

[dragonflavoredcake]

Grian: Wait, where are you going?

Pearl: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.

#source: golden girls #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #grian #pearlescentmoon #sky siblings #skyblings #sky duo #hermitcraft #hermitblr #cw food

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Penelope: I have a problem. Eloise isn’t talking to me.

Colin: Enjoy it while it lasts.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #peneloise #Polin #source: golden girls

[catcas22]

"Mother, wouldst thou truly lordship sanction in one so bereft of light?"

Translation:

Marika: This is strictly off the record, but the Tarnished is nearly five years younger than I am. Messmer: ... In what, Mother, dog years?

#elden ring #crack #incorrect quotes #queen marika the eternal #messmer the impaler #dlc #shadow of the erdtree #source: golden girls #morgott messmer handshake meme #“this tarnished is not good enough for our mother!”

[nerdasaurus1200]

Charlie: Dad, dad! Guess what just came in!

Lucifer: My rubber ducks!

Charlie: Your brother!

Lucifer: I don’t have a brother, ducky, call the police.

Michael: Your older brother, Luci.

Lucifer: I’ll call the police.

#hazbin hotel #incorrrect quotes #source: golden girls #charlie morningstar #michael #michael morningstar #lucifer morningstar

[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Feng Xin: Can I ask a dumb question?

Mu Qing: Better than anyone I know.

#source: golden girls #incorrect tgcf quotes #incorrect tiān guān cì fú quotes #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #incorrect heaven officials blessing #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tiān guān cì fú #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #feng xin x mu qing #mu qing x feng xin

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Mason: Liam, what are you listening to? Liam: A relaxation tape. The rain is supposed to relax me. Mason: Is it working? Liam: Not really. I keep worrying that I left my car windows down.

#teen wolf #lason #mason hewitt #khylin rhambo #liam dunbar #dylan sprayberry #source: golden girls

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: All you ever do is talk about your sexual problems! Well, what about my sexual problem?

Bucky: What is your sexual problem?

Y/N: I’m not getting any!

#source: golden girls #bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #winter soldier #bucky barnes x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Maverick: Just exactly what is this surprise, Bradley?

Rooster: Don't get too excited, but Jake and I...we're planning on walking down the aisle.

Maverick: *screeches*

Hangman: Is he happy or sad?

Rooster: I'm not sure. He's never made that sound before.

Iceman: I once heard him make that sound.

Hangman and Rooster: *stare at Iceman*

Iceman: *smirks* He was happy.

#tmi ice! #rooster needs therapy after this #hangman pats rooster’s back comforting him #hangster #incorrect quotes #source: golden girls #dadmav #icemav #sereshaw #rooster x hangman #hangman x rooster #iceman x maverick #maverick x iceman #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #iceman #maverick #top gun: maverick #rooster #hangman #bradley bradshaw x jake seresin #jake seresin x bradley bradshaw #tom kazanski x pete mitchell #pete mitchell x tom kazansky #tgm #top gun #hangaroo #rooshang

[hawkinsincorrect]

Robin: All you ever do is talk about your sexual problems! Well, what about my sexual problem?

Steve: What is your sexual problem?

Robin: I’m not getting any!

#source: golden girls #incorrect quotes #stranger things #robin buckley #steve harrington #platonic stobin

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: I take great care of myself, I treat my body like a temple.

Tech, not looking up from his datapad: Yeah, open to everyone day and night.

#crosshair: first of all how DARE- #source: golden girls #crosshair tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb tech #incorrect bad batch quotes #star wars tbb #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch