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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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St. Trina design rework

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Retail Moment

I can't be the only one this happens to, right?

Customer: I need Christmas lights. Me: Of course, they're right here. We carry red, green, white, and soft yellow. Customer: ... But I need blue. Me: I'm sorry, but we only carry these colors. We have no blue in the back, and we will not be getting blue on any future truck.

Customer: ... But I NEED blue.

Me: We do not carry blue.

Customer: [Launches into a lengthy anecdote explaining why they need blue Christmas lights, then looks at me expectantly.]

#retail #personal #like genuinely what is the endgame here? #they look at me like I'm going to just smack my forehead and go #“oh you NEED blue? Let me just pop over to Tiawan and tell the factory workers to make you one special”

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Maleigh: Malenia is objectively the perfect woman. She IS the beauty standard. She is the most deadly warrior alive. She is 60% metal. She is actively falling to pieces and yet still better than all of us. She is the ideal of chivalry and knighthood. You would have to be both blind AND stupid to dispute this. She is perfection.

Finlay: ... Yeah, she is pretty awesome.

Maleigh:

@miquella-everywhere wrecked me with the idea of Finlay being a Marais. Give me the sibling rivalry please!

#elden ring #crack #siblings #maleigh marais #cleanrot knight finlay #finlay marais

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a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

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Prince of Death Update

Ranni: “I am not a hypocrite like my father. I will not ask for absolution without true repentance.”

Miriel: “You could always repent?”

Ranni:

#prince of death fic #crack #elden ring

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Malenia is taller and more physically protective, but in every other respect Miquella is the older sibling.

@miquella-everywhere wrecked me with the idea of Finlay being a Marais. Give me the sibling rivalry please!

#elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #miquella the unalloyed #protective miquella

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Already did this once, but here you go!

Tagged by @gentle-death-envoy to do this quiz and this picrew

Tagging: @fantomette22 @fareehaandspaniards @katyspersonal @heraldofcrow @bimbomcgee @cyberroses and everyone who wants to join!

#tag game #picrew

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@miquella-everywhere wrecked me with the idea of Finlay being a Marais. Give me the sibling rivalry please!

#elden ring #fanart #maleigh marais #cleanrot knight finlay #finlay marais

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Afflicted with a rural curse.

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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

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Young Godwyn: Hello Greater Will, it's me again. I need someone to be my friend, someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel... The nicest angel you have. Vyke: [Crawls out from under Gransax's corpse, sob-cackling and drenched in dragon blood.]

#elden ring #incorrect quotes #godwyn the golden #vyke the dragonspear

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Miquellas Miqdonalds serves delicious miqen chickmuggets

Bewitching Branch Manager...

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Pre-doll Ranni and baby Malenia + bonus baby Malenia