Calamity!Xie Lian: I don't trust you. Don't hide your true emotions anymore, that's an order.
Wuming: Yes, Your Highness. (Oh no, I’m afraid to I can’t show Dianxia my unworthy ugly face! But how will I show my true emotions then?)
Wuming after an hour of reflection:
His inventiveness and cruelty amaze the imagination, the blade of his scimitar is stained with the blood of hundreds of enemies. Don't mess with him...
Xie Lian cooks bad on purpose btw. He's perfectly capable of making edible food, but he chooses to make the abominations he does because its a way of remembering his mother, and a source of entertainment when other people can't handle it. Btw.