Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.
He is, however, very opinionated.
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This is what it’s like asking my oldest younger brother to hang. Never works.
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Bruce, ending a JL meeting: Superman and I will discuss this further
Hal, teasing: lol, are you two going to fuck
Bruce, deadpan: yeah we are, what about it
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Look at my art boy. This was for the superbat zine last year hehe (was busy with college, so i didnt get a chance to post it TT)
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*Dick witnesses a house get robbed and Bruce wants in on the case so Dick takes him to show him the house*
Bruce: All right, which one?
Dick: That one.
Bruce: Yeah? Well that’s a stupid house to rob.
Dick: Does anyone live up to your standards? Maybe we can get a hold of the burglar’s number. You can call. Tell him how disappointed you are.
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Texts From Superheroes
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Stakeout
or,
Do Not Give The White Boy the Aux, He's Going To Play Electro Swing All Night
(art from 2021)
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She is her Dad's daughter
Bruce. "Cass isn't like me!"
The rest of the bat family looked behind Bruce as Cass walked in with in her arms the Phantom Thief that she hunted. She turned to them and waved and walked away.
Jason:"Whatever helps you sleep at night, old man."
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Danny said to himself as he was kidnapped by a hero, "Why is this my life? All I wanted was fun. But she is cute!"
Danny didn't really fight back.
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day job?
masterlist
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Tim/Kon being a peak ship except every few days they realize they’re acting too much like Bruce and Clark and have to ditch the relationship until they can look at each other again without flinching.
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Superman imitating Batman. Batman is not amused.
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Selkie Jason 👁️👁️
He sleeby
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any super showing basic human decency: ope, lemme squeeze right past ya there pal!
the bats finding their mannerisms unsettling: i don’t think i can handle much more is this midwestern kindness, please call me a slur or something…
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