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spicy-apple-pie · 14 hours
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Jay is not the best babysitter...
I fucking love these fics where all the batkids are all pretty small and they just get up to kid shenanigans while Bruce is sprouting gray hairs.
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cosmicpoutine · 2 days
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the day cass learns to flirt its over for stephanie
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midnightorchids · 3 days
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Jason likes to read after patrol every night.
He has a routine, he’ll strip his gear, kiss your forehead, shower and have a quick bite to eat. Then, he’ll make a steaming cup of valerian tea and get into bed with you, with his current read in hand.
Most nights, Jason reads to himself, quiet and tucked into his side of the bed, careful not to wake you with any sudden movements.
He’ll read until his eyelids feel heavy, until his fingers become weak, unable to carry the weight of the book. Jason reads until his mind no longer registers the words on the yellowing pages of the old paperback.
When exhaustion slowly takes over his body, he’ll delicately place his bookmark into the novel. He’ll put it to the side and then snuggle further into the sheets with you.
Jason will pull your sleeping figure close to his, unable to stay away and his hands will make their way around your body. He’ll gently whisper sweet nothings into your ear, well aware that you cannot hear him. Then, he’ll let his sleep wash over him.
But there are some nights when Jason reads to you.
On nights where you struggle to find sleep, you stay up until he makes his way home from patrol. He’ll do his routine as if he’s on autopilot, almost robotic. Kiss, shower, eat and then into the bed with you and his book.
This time though, he’ll read out loud to you. His voice husky and laced with fatigue, lulling you to sleep. Your head lies against his bare chest and his fingers trace comforting shapes on your skin underneath your shirt.
Once he finds you dozing off, Jason will softly peck your forehead and continue to read to himself, until sleep finds him and takes over his body.
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jxthics · 3 days
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O, HAMLET
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zdhe20 · 24 hours
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duke thomas 😄
& him hanging out with the waynes :)
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randoparody · 5 hours
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Jason is trying his best to make him look vicious ; )'
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“that’s not accurate to the comics!!” I couldn’t care less, these r my dolls and I will do whatever I want to them, i’m playing house goddamnit!! lemme live in my delusions!! It’s called feeding ur inner child!!!
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jokin-around · 1 day
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Day in the life 🦇
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strange-birb · 2 days
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I give you …..THEM ✨✨
I feel like I did Steph dirty…. Tbh I’ll try harder next time guys I swear 👀😅
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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 1 day
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the man the myth the legend
(he was gonna straight up shoot a guy)
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dragonpyre · 1 day
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Secret Robin au
Jason's having a great time at "college"
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imma-dragon53 · 3 days
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You’ve heard of “justice league doesn’t know Batman has kids”
Now prepare for “the Team doesn’t know Batman is Robins dad”
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cosmicpoutine · 12 hours
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oracle, ban this guy
(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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List of Alfred (the butler) exes
Mademoiselle Marie (that's who he had Julia with pre-Crisis)
Leslie Thompkins
Mrs. Mac (the Drakes' live-in maid)
Half the royal family
One of his fellow soldiers during the war
James Bond
Peggy Carter when reality got messy again
Post-Endgame old man Steve Rogers
The Gotham school district superintendent
A mob boss
A champion casino player in Monaco
One of his co-stars from when he was an actor
At least one person from every retirement home in Gotham
Jimmy Olsen's uncle (completely unknowingly until he's invited to meet the family)
An enemy spy to gain intel
3 of the 4 Beatles
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violent138 · 2 days
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Obsessed with Batkids that came after Jason's death accidentally letting slip things they know about him/talking about him like he's there:
Tim: "Not that he's-- I mean, the way Bruce talks about him, sometimes it's like--
Duke, simultaneously: "We hired a medium last week to communicate with his spirit."
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Steph, accidentally bursting out of the kitchen while Damian is being interviewed: "Someone tell Jason he's an asshole for finishing all the peanut butter." *spots camera crew and freezes*
Damian: "Jason's what I named our new dog. Right Baba? He's the dog we saw last week at the shelter."
Bruce, through gritted teeth: "Yes, I remember saying that we had too many animals already, but anything to make my kids happy."
Steph, awkwardly sidestepping out of the frame.
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ashoss · 3 days
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If you're still taking art request, pls draw my two fav boys ✨️
1. Dick is telling Jason terrible puns that make Jason groans, blocking his ears off.
2. Simply just Dick comforts Jason, hugging him while his brother is having a panic attack.
You can choose either one of them, I don't mind.
Also, english is not my main language :p
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guys i think it might be time to get batty
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