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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 2.04

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What if in S3 we get this look

But he takes off his sunglasses and we’re able to see his pure adoration for Aziraphale

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The Bad Batch As Random Photos I Found From Sex And The City (Based On Vibes I Get From Them)

Omega and Crosshair

Echo

Hunter

Tech

Crosshair

Hunter after selling Echo

Wrecker and Crosshair

Crosshair

The Batch

#listen #we always talk about the batch being the penguins of Madagascar or the ninja turtles #but have we considered another iconic group of four??? #bad batch as different things #I’m going to make this a series just you wait #star wars tbb #tbb crosshair #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb echo #tbb omega #tbb incorrect quotes #tbb wrecker #tbb tech #bad batch as sex and the city

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idk man the nervous system makes me kinda nervous

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— (insp.)

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𝖜𝖜𝖉𝖎𝖙𝖘 + 𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖖𝖚𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖘  ;;  6 / ∞

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Crosshair, after his reunion with Hunter and Wrecker: How many kids do you have?

Hunter: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Can I discuss something about Tantiss and Hemlock?

As someone who studied political science, specifically with a lot of focus on some of the worst human rights violations in history, my thoughts have been going to extremely dark places whenever I think of what Crosshair (and the other clones) went through on Tantiss. We see how evil Hemlock is (I don’t call him Dr because I don’t respect him) and even with that, we don’t even see that much of what he does but what we do know is that Tantiss is this secret, scientific location where all kinds of experiments occur, and children and clones are kept as “subjects” not people, and that he’s given a LOT of discretion and power to do as he pleases.

This is always a recipe for disaster and atrocity, and the fact that we don’t see anything and haven’t so far, and instead it is left to circle our minds, makes Tantiss and Hemlock even more horrifying, in my opinion. Since Star Wars is and has always been very political, this is not something that is lost on me.

It’s also not lost on me that his name, Hemlock, is the same name as a well-known poison.

#star wars tbb #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #tbb hemlock #tbb thoughts #this is pretty dark I’m sorry #tbb spoilers #tbb ramblings #tbb season 3 #tbb season 3 spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #bad batch season 3 #bad batch season 3 spoilers

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everyone be quiet i'm manifesting

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Okay but can I say something for a minute?

I’m kind of rambling here, but I had always headcanoned Crosshair as an extreme perfectionist, simply because you don’t reach the level of skill that he has without being one, especially if that’s literally ALL you’ve been bred and trained to do and it’s been drilled into you that it’s your only purpose and the thing that makes you special and the only thing that gets you positive attention from an authority figure. I see a lot of myself in Crosshair, and I’ve projected a lot of my shit onto him, but this was something that I felt very strongly about.

To see that being validated in Season 3 has been both amazing and also so hard, because I feel like I truly feel what he’s feeling. Honestly, it helped me with some of my own personal shit regarding purpose and then finding your way when that purpose you’ve had drilled into you is suddenly shattered and/or taken away.

Sorry I’m just rambling since it’s pretty late but yeah I just wanted to share my thoughts because I’ve been thinking nonstop about his line about close not counting for a sniper and it’s only a hit or a miss.

Edit: Just to be clear, when I say “authority figure”, I’m referring to the Kaminoans, not Hunter or any of his other brothers. They actually make him feel like he’s more than his “purpose” and that he’s a person who matters, but that’s a whole other thing. I just wanted to make that clear.

#star wars tbb #tbb crosshair #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #tbb season 3 #tbb season 3 spoilers #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers

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getting a note on an old obscure post of yours and having it pop up on your notifs is so jarring. like, yeah that’s a good take and i was right, but when the fuck did i say that??? and HOW did you find iT—

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We don’t talk about Leia killing Jabba enough. Her grandmother and father were born into slavery. Her blood was that of the desert sand and the shackles of bondage. Leia was never more a Skywalker than the day she strangled her slave master with the very chains he used to bind her. The daughter of Anakin Skywalker was the one who killed Tatooine’s most notorious slaver, and I find that really beautiful.

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More snake Crowley for the soul

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Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.

The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.

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Can snakes even drink coffee? No. Will that stop him? Also no.

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Omega: One like, and I’ll smack Crosshair’s bald head for no reason.

Omega, after liking her own tweet: Say no more 😁

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I feel like Crosshair would be the sibling to lick the last cookie so Wrecker won’t eat it, and then Wrecker would eat the licked cookie without breaking eye contact with Crosshair.