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Eddie: I've always been a little anxious.

Eddie: Then I died.

Eddie: Which did not calm me down.

#source: julie and the phantoms #incorrect quotes #stranger things #eddie munson

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Jonathan Byers: I feel mad because I can’t huff enamel without people assuming it’s because my family sucks. I hope to be seen someday as someone who just likes getting high.

#source: rick and morty #incorrect quotes #stranger things #jonathan byers

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Nancy: All I got to do is keep you alive for 48 hours.

Max: Really? That's where we're setting the bar?

Nancy: Yeah, it is, kid. Yeah it is.

#source: crazy ex girlfriend #incorrect quotes #stranger things #nancy wheeler #max mayfield

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Hopper: Now that I'm dating your mother, I'm going to let you in on a dark, family secret.

Jonathan: You have a drinking problem?

Hopper: I said "secret."

#source: the simpsons #incorrect quotes #stranger things #jim hopper #jonathan byers

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Lucas: I just came from seeing Max.

Will: Yeah? How'd it go?

Lucas: I showed her who's boss.

Dustin: Who'd it turn out to be?

Lucas: It's still unclear.

#source: the west wing #incorrect quotes #stranger things #the party #lumax #lucas sinclair #will byers #dustin henderson

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Jonathan: I hate all of you so much.

Robin: No one cares, Jonathan. You're only here to round out the numbers.

#source: archer #incorrect quotes #stranger things #robin buckley #jonathan byers

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Max: Why are you helping me?

Nancy: Because my life is a mess right now, and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

#source: bojack horseman #incorrect quotes #stranger things #max mayfield #nancy wheeler

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Jonathan: How are you?

Will: How "am" I?

#source: broad city #incorrect quotes #stranger things #jonathan byers #will byers

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Robin: I really don't feel like going into work today.

Steve: TGIF at least.

Robin: It's Tuesday.

Steve: Oh, fuck!

#source: broad city #incorrect quotes #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #platonic stobin

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Jonathan, to Will: Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #jonathan byers #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia

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Barb: I just hope for your sake you have the good sense to use protection.

Nancy: Why? Your parents didn't.

#source: easy a #incorrect quotes #stranger things #nancy wheeler #barb holland

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Nancy, throughout season 4: Robin, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch! I am not getting hogtied due to your lack of grace!

#source: it's always sunny in philadelphia #she means well #incorrect quotes #stranger things #nancy wheeler

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Steve Harrington: I can be affectionate. I'll affectionate the shit out of you!

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: anyone but you #steve harrington

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Eleven, seeing the cabin for the first time: Whoa, look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Hopper: 'That' would be my home.

Eleven: Oh... and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget! I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: shrek #jim hopper #eleven #el hopper

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Robin: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Robin: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #she's never done anything wrong #robin buckley

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Lucas: I actually had a really smart idea.

Erica: I find that hard to believe.

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: superstore #sinclair siblings #erica sinclair #lucas sinclair

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Robin: How about a family outing?

Steve: Family outing? I'll start. Vickie's gay.

Vickie, sarcastically: Right. 'Cause I wouldn't wanna be gay like my heroes! Billie Jean King, Susan Sontag, Sappho of Lesbos, and I suspect, Peppermint Patty.

#source: the simpsons #incorrect quotes #stranger things #rovickie #robin buckley #steve harrington #stobickie #vickie stranger things #vickie