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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month
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Pansy: We both look very beautiful tonight
Hermione: You know, if you’d just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, “So do you,” Pansy
Pansy: I couldn’t take that chance
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shirojikimattari · 4 months
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i'd like to see some in game screenshots of your tav!
YOU WANT TO SEE MY TAVVVVV?.!?!?!?
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REALLY??!?!? This Tav???
OKAY! !!!
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jessoloslemons · 1 month
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Poppy: Branch, a brother is like a friend that could never leave you!
His brothers: had literally left Branch
Poppy: okay not helping
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a free therapy session from charlie morningstar!!!
remember adam, she wants what's best for YOU (decomposition and at least six feet of dirt)
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severussnapemylove · 2 months
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Y/N; "Listen, I have a problem with this person."
Bellatrix; "Kill them."
Y/N; "No."
Bellatrix; "Then I’ll kill them for you."
Y/N; "NO!"
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lordgrimwing · 1 month
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In Town #03
[for Maedhros and Maglor week, hosted by @maedhrosmaglorweek]
“Hello, Laurë,” Maryann said, seeing the barefooted child holding one of her little brother’s hands as they looked at the tins of hard candies kept behind a glass display case in the general store. 
The girl glanced over at her and turned away without answering, hunching her shoulders like she didn’t want to be noticed. She appeared as dirty and boyish as ever, wearing a patched pair of pants and an old linen shirt that Maryann was sure she’d seen the oldest child in when he was her size. 
The town school teacher sighed. She felt disappointed, seeing yet another daughter in the community saddled with chores and childcare at the expense of an education and the chance to find more in life than a husband to care for and more children. There was very little she could do about it, though. 
Laurë’s family lived in the mountains. From what people said in town, the family lived there for several generations as active members of the community, and it wasn’t until the last ten years or so after most of them moved away that the remaining members became more reclusive. The father was a suspicious man and rumor had it he was mad as a child and probably still was. He cared not one whit about any social pressure Maryann exerted over the continued absence of his children from the schoolhouse. The mother, a strong woman named Nerdanel, was something of a folk-healer who could be convinced to help when a doctor proved useless or unavailable. She tried speaking with her, suspecting she benefited from some formal education herself and hoped that would make her more open to discussion. However, she was met with a similar stony refusal. By now there was little hope of ever seeing the girl in one of her classes.
“He’s Maglor.”
She started at a voice so close behind her, bringing a hand up to her chest. She turned around and looked up at Laurë’s older brother. Though he couldn’t be older than fifteen, he was already as tall and broad as most grown men in town.
He glared down at her, arms occupied by two heavy burlap bags filled with some kind of drygood the family needed. “Don’t call him that again.”
Who? She didn’t think that was one of the children’s names and she was almost positive the little boy was named Curufin. Did he mean his sister? That didn’t make any sense.
“My apologies,” She said, noticing how his hands gripped the sacs, knuckles turning white. Stepping back to disengage from whatever was going on, she bid a hasty farewell and walked away, heading to the clerk to make her purchases.
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lunarw0rks · 6 months
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Val would be so gentle abt it too subconsciously. Especially of she likes you she gently moves you and gives u a smirk?! I am delulu
she can't help it !! and she would totally do that fucking smirk !!
pretty woman = her grabby hands + cuteness agression
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enasallavellan · 2 months
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Gif Convo Monday
Taken/inspired by Incorrect Quote Generator here.
Serafina: I’m in love with someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Wynne: Just rip the bandage off.
Serafina: It’s Zevran.
Wynne: Put the bandage back on.
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spicyraeman · 11 months
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"C'mon choom, lightin' up! Take a hit~"
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purdledooturt · 2 months
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The darling @riskpig tagged me for WIP Wednesday/Thursday so here I am! 🙈 I have this scene/idea I wrote on my notes app in October that’s looking for a home in a fic, but I thought it was hilarious so I’m putting it out anyway (it’s pretty raw and unedited but it made me happy when I wrote it so I hope y’all enjoy anyway)
🩷
She looked at him as they rested under the cover of the sparse tree, near the mindflayer pod that Astarion had emerged from. Tav hunched over with her head tucked towards her knees, wishing the dizziness away. Her new companion must regret joining her now.
Looking up at him, she noted his eyes. Red, deep and inviting like rubies inlaid in a cave.
Pale skin. Red eyes. This could only mean —
She stood to her feet in a flash and blinked at him as she wobbled in place, still unsteady. He looked at her in surprise, raising an eyebrow her direction, before looking behind him to see if she’d spotted anything. He found nothing.
“Yes?” He asked, as he watched her shuffle around her belongings.
She dug through her bag, the tiny thing that it was at her hip, and unfurled a wizard’s hat she had scrounged up from a barrel just down the beach. Odd spot to hide it, but it’s since been rehomed, so what did it matter?
She shook the hat open, trying to flatten the creases with her hands against her thighs. Her new companion said nothing as she pulled at the brim. She gave it a tentative sniff — inoffensive, which was a bonus — and nodded to herself in approval.
She handed it to him.
“For you,” she said, “to protect you from the sun.”
He froze, his lips pursed and eyebrows knitted in a frown. “What?”
“You’ll burn out here,” she fussed, as she waved the hat towards him with a nod of her head. “Go on, put this on.”
He gave her an odd, unreadable look. Was she being too forward? He’d made no motion to take the hat — instead, he crossed his arms across his chest. He scoffed. “Whatever do you mean, darling?” He asked, in a tense drawl.
“You’re an albino, aren’t you?” She asked, pulling the hat back to her chest as the longer she held it out she found the larger the feeling of dejection grew. She had only meant to help, but in the back of her head she could hear her mother telling her to remember people’s boundaries. “I’m sorry, I don’t have a nicer hat,” she looked down at the scavenged hat, before looking back up at him as he now stared at her wide eyed, lips pursed in an attempt to hold in laughter.
He let out a little snicker. The corners of his eyes creased as he turned away, before turning back to her with an amused look.
Oh. She wasn’t being pushy — this must mean she was being dim.
“Oh, well, don’t worry about it then if you don’t want to,” she said lamely, as she rolled the hat back up to size to fit her little pack. Tav could feel her face burning — maybe she should wear the hat instead if the heat was affecting her this much.
“Thank you, darling,” he said, with mirth in his voice and obvious glee in his eyes, “but I will be fine.”
She nodded, mutely, as she straightened out invisible creases from her tunic. “Okay,” she stared ahead, into the wreckage of the nautiloid ship that now seemed much smaller than it was when she was inside it. “Let’s… let’s go.”
She sighed, shaking her head. Jokingly, she said, “well, as you can tell, the tadpole probably won’t have much to eat up here,” she tapped at her temple.
Her companion released a peal of laughter from behind her.
This was going to be a long trip.
I will tag @gwen-writes and @cinnamontails-ff for this upcoming Wednesday 🥹 and I am tagging u back @riskpig because I always love seeing your art 🩷
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lizzy-frizzle · 9 months
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My toddler asked me what my tattoo on my forearm means
"I don't like what's on my arm, it makes me sad when I look at it. I'm gonna get one on top of it to cover it up."
"well, don't get it covered up, just don't look at it! I think it looks cute on you."
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gravehags · 6 months
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listen okay
aurora ghoulette would put you on your knees and fuck your face with a strap until you’re crying and your throat is UTTERLY wrecked. then steals three gallons of grape flavored kids cough syrup from the medical wing to help you get your voice back (it’s okay if you don’t need it all she’ll chug the rest)
I’m just imagining her pouring it down your throat while you fight her off and she’s like NO NO THIS WILL FIX IT FOR SURE and then doesn’t get why you pass out for 36 hours
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wyrarollo · 8 months
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Had a discussion with a friend, and. Mitsuru is slightly out of touch rich girl, and would therefore fail the banana test. Mitsuru: Surely a single banana must cost ¥800? All of SEES in the background loosing their minds.
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dillydallyvali · 8 months
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Come One, Come All!
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This was not the poster that Adalberta had in mind when she put Vali to the task of guild recruitment...
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incorrect-marmalade · 24 days
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Marmalade: Otis, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot.
Marmalade: And I broke everything.
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After Scratch dies Karlach attempts to make traps to get Meg a new pet because she can't catch it bare handed. Even if she could that wouldnt end well anyways. She manages to get a raccoon that immediately runs into camp and goes feral with fear. It goes into Astarion's tent and you can hear screams
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