#source: shrek

[fire-breathing-pain-in-the-neck]

I hope everyone has been having a wonderful Last Wish release day 🥰

Take a meme for the road

#puss in boots the last wish #remember no spoilers on this blog until the weekends done with! #and they will be tagged so people can block them if needed <3 #puss in boots movie #puss in boots #puss in boots shrek #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #kitty softpaws #perrito puss in boots

[sides-of-quotes]

Remus: Wanna fuck? Janus: You could be a bit more magical in how you've asked that. Would you like to try again? Remus: ...Alakazam, let me slam? Janus: Oh, of COURSE! Remus: Really?! Janus: No.

#sanders sides #remus sanders #janus sanders #deceit sanders #demus #dukeceit #sanders sides incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #source: original #source: shrek

[glbtrx]

Galbatorix: You, you can't lie in the ancient language, where is Eragon?

Murtagh: Well, ah, I don't know where he's not.

Galbatorix: You don't know where Eragon is?

Murtagh: on the contrary!

Galbatorix: So you do know where he is??

Murtagh: I'm possibly more or less not rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he shan't probably be.

Murtagh: If that indeed wasn't where he isn't.

Galbatorix: *sigh*

#galbatorix #eragon #murtagh morzansson #source: shrek #the inheritance cycle #christopher paolini #eragon shadeslayer #inheritance cycle #incorrect eragon quotes

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Suasage: What about my rights? You’re supposed to say, 'You have the right to remain silent.' Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!

Jimmy: Sausage, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

#incorrect empires smp quotes #incorrect empires quotes #incorrect empires smp #incorrect empires #incorrect quotes #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #empires season 2 #empires s2 #mythical sausage #solidariy gaming #source: shrek

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Silco: On this mission, some of you may die.

Silco: But that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #arcane silco #silco #league of legends #arcane #riot games #source: shrek

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Random Customer, spotting Scraptrap: What is that thing?! It’s hideous!

Scraptrap: That’s not very nice. It’s just Michael.

Michael:

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Shrek #Michael Afton #Scraptrap #Pizza Sim #FNaF 6 #Pizzeria Simulator

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: What about my rights? You’re supposed to say, 'You have the right to remain silent.' Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!

Ares: Gabrielle, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

#this is so first season coded tbh #incorrect xena quotes #incorrect quotes #xena warrior princess #xena: warrior princess #xena #gabrielle #ares #source: shrek

[hawkinsincorrect]

Argyle, seeing Hopper's cabin for the first time: Whoa, look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Eleven: 'That' would be my home.

Argyle: Oh... and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget! I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

#this pretty much happened #incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: shrek #el hopper #eleven #argyle stranger things #argyle

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Apollo: Don't you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you. Leonidas: Shitty god. Apollo: Yes, beauty? Leonidas: You're bothering me.

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv #incorrect shuumatsu no walkurie #incorret quotes #incorrect record of ragnarok #snv leonidas #snv apollo #source: shrek

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: What about my Miranda rights?! You’re supposed to say that I have the right to remain silent. NO ONE SAID I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!

Spy: Scout! You do have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

#source: shrek #TF2 Scout #TF2 Spy #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[movietimegirl]

Spider: Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry!

Lyle: Why? What's wrong?

Spider: Colonel's hurt.

Lyle: Colonel's hurt! Colonels's hurt?! Oh, no, Colonel's gonna die!

Quaritch: Lyle, I'm okay.

Lyle: You can't do this to me, Colonel. I'm too young for you to die! Keep your legs elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anyone know the Heimlich?!

Spider: Lyle! Clam down! If you want to help the Colonel, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns.

Lyle: Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die Colonel. And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!

Quaritch and Spider: Lyle!

Lyle: Oh yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns...

Quaritch: What are the flowers for?

Spider: For getting rid of Lyle.

Quaritch: Ah...

#spider socorro #colonel miles quaritch #lyle wainfleet #recom miles quaritch #miles spider socorro #miles socorro #miles quaritch #recom lyle wainfleet #incorrect avatar quotes #incorrect quotes #source: shrek #avatar 2 #avatar quaritch #avatar the way of water

[fire-breathing-pain-in-the-neck]

#listen for my people who haven’t seen this movie #there’s one song on here #my god it’s 🤩 #puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots movie #puss in boots shrek #puss in boots #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Ironwood: On this mission, some of you may die.

Ironwood: But that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

#submission #rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: shrek

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Ted is running towards the chapel to stop Andromeda and Rabastan's wedding The twins, stopping him mid run: Hold up! You got to wait for the line! Ted: What are you talking about? Fabian: The line, the line you gotta wait for. The priest is gonna say "Speak now or forever hold your piece", and you rush in and say "I object!" Ted: I don't have time for all that!  Gideon: Look! You love this woman, don't you? Ted: Yes. Fabian: Do you wanna hold her? Ted: Yes! Gideon: Please her? Ted: YES! Fabian: Then you gotta, gotta try a little TENDERNESS! Gideon: Chicks love that romantic crap!

#Off screen is Edgar regretting ever becoming friends with those peoples #marauders #incorrect marauders and co quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #ted tonks #edward tonks #fabian prewett #gideon prewett #prewett twins #I'm not even sure threy were twins #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #tedromeda #source: shrek

[danganronpafakes]

Monokuma: Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Source: Shrek (2001)

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #drv3 #monokuma #source: shrek

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: But pookie, you promised you wouldn't hurt them.

Weiss: Not here kitten whiskers, mommy will discuss it later.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #source: shrek