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#incorrect marauders quotes
marauders-lupin · an hour ago
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Sirius and James: *having a party in their dorm without Remus knowing*
Remus, entering: What the fuck is happen-
Sirius and James, singing to the music: Don’t stop me know, I‘m having such a good time
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drownie · 2 hours ago
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Regulus: oh, when I look in the mirror, I’ll melt your heart into two
Sirius: *screaming* get away from my mirror
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nextdoorgryffindor · 7 hours ago
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ADHD Regulus Black.
Hear me out ik this one seems a little random
ADHD manifests differently in everyone. Often times adhd is portrayed as the “hyper little boy who can’t sit still in class” when there is so much about that narrative that’s exclusive
Regulus having rejection sensitive dysphoria would really emphasize the internal conflict he had with appeasing his family
Being such a good seeker because the moment he got even the smallest glimpse of gold it was the only thing he could even vaguely see
Terrible listening skills. He wouldn’t hear a single word his parents were saying at the dinner table but it was all as well because they wanted silent children anyways
Literally the text book example “careless mistakes”
Despite being on the more shy side of things, would have moments of ‘word vomit’ where he would throw out insults and blunt commentary to everyone’s surprise
This bitch was hyperfixated on horcruxes. He was so curious as to what Voldemort was doing he figured out his secret in a maximum of two years (this assumes he got the mark at sixteen and he died late the year he turned eighteen) the kicker here is that dumbledore literally wasn’t sure if voldy had horcruxes until he saw the diary
Which leads me to: IMPULSIVITY. HE DIDNT EVEN TRY TO MAKE A CONTIGENCY PLAN. HE SIGNED HIS NAME ON THAT PAPER AND WAS LIKE AHA SO WE GO AND I DIE. HE DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT. HEY. HOW WILL KREACHER DESTROY THIS? OR LIKE- huh maybe I should ask for help! Or tell someone! Nah he just had to DO IT right then.
He just emulates such insane insomniac vibes.
Back to the RSD I feel like it would SO help to explain the people pleaser tendencies we know of, and having an older sibling who you just never are able to get the approval of would be so painful I feel like it makes sense he would turn to his parents. It’s EASY to get their approval. I feel like Sirius would be snide if Regulus grovelled for Sirius’ approval right, but he’d also be a dick of Regulus DIDNT do what Sirius wanted him to which would leave Regulus a very fine line to walk on making it nearly impossible to keep Sirius’ approval
He also gives me mad low self esteem vibes which would also def come from the whole Sirius is ur older brother thing, and being raised as a spare rather than the heir, but it also could partially stem from adhd
Fin
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nextdoorgryffindor · 8 hours ago
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Marauders Hcs that I find unnecessarily funny
I don’t think any of these are mine
Cant swim. Just regulus not knowing how to swim jokes get me every time
Sirius being the tallest until fourth year and then just 🧍‍♂️
All of the marauders yelling “Azkaban” the way we do w prison when ppl say offside things (situational irony)
LILY SOMEHOW KNOWING ABOUT THE ANIMAGI FORMS AND JOINING IN ON THE JOKES. “You really bucked up your chances” “when James gets drunk he just STAGgers all over the place” “Sirius! Fetch!”
Sirius or Remus quidditch commentating because it’s either full of personalized insults or just an entire string of swears and both bring me joy
Regulus just being really fucking socially awkward is SO funny to me because everyone’s like omg Sirius’ brother and then he’s just 🧍‍♂️
Minnie being called Minnie.
The boys calling Remus “professor Lupin” whenever he’d try to make them study or follow rules, hence the bag that had “professor r. J. Lupin” in tattered letters already
The nicknames moony worm tail pad foot and prongs somehow being given pre-animagus. The more absurd the excuse story is the happier it makes me.
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mischiefhasbeenmanaged · 10 hours ago
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The fact that I’ve convinced part of the marauders fandom that Sirius is ridiculously overprotective over Andromeda blows my mind
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mischiefhasbeenmanaged · 13 hours ago
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Sirius: Reggie you cannot call yourself that.
Regulus: *shrugging*
Narcissa: *butting in* What is he calling himself?
Sirius: *nudging Regulus*
tell her
Regulus: *mumbling*
Narcissa: Huh?
Regulus: *sighing* I’m calling myself sad ass bitch
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lloomy · 13 hours ago
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Sirius: I love you
Remus: Hahahahaha nice one!
Sirius:
Remus *still laughing*: You really got me there
Sirius:
Remus: Are you-
Sirius:
Remus: ... oh shit
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thegingerfangirl · 14 hours ago
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Remus: *kisses Sirius in the great hall because he’s tired*
Remus: *realizes everyone’s there* this isn’t what it looks like!
James: *snorts* mate everyone’s known, we’ve known since before you knew
Peter in the background: I didn’t know!
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prongsymoons · 15 hours ago
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Sirius : looking good Lupin!
Remus :
Sirius : *looking at the mirror, posing*
James : what are you doing? Hype him up!
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mischiefhasbeenmanaged · 15 hours ago
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Andromeda: *wearing an over the shoulder dress*
Sirius: *moving the strap up over her shoulder* Your strap fell
Andromeda: *moving it back down* It’s supposed to be like that
Sirius: *moving it up again* no
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marauders3ra · 16 hours ago
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James: how far would you drive for the girl of your dreams?
Sirius: this might be a good time to tell you..
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