Random cat: Meow.
Lizzie: You sly bastard, I never would’ve thought of that.
Scott: I’m sorry, but can she actually speak cat or is she just messing with us?
Joel: Knowing Lizzie… It may very well be both.
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Pirate Joe: “So I was feeling left out in my friend group, turns out the other two are dating and didn’t even tell me”
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mc: where were you during 9/11
solomon: banging your mother
mc: no you weren't
solomon: how would you know? you weren't born before 9/11
mc: that's besides the point
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Phoebe: Don't you hate it when the ghost you develop a crush on almost ends the world.
Trevor: That's...not a universal experience.
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Mothra: What were you doing while I was gone?!
Godzilla, sitting in a burning city: Waiting for you to come back
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Pixlriffs: The path to inner peace starts with four words.
Pixlriffs: Not my fucking problem.
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Fairytale Trio Incorrect Quotes
(Joey, Shelby, and Katherine)
Shelby: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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Katherine: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Shelby, blushing: Okay.
Joey: It's fucking summer
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Joey: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.
Shelby: Thank god.
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Katherine: Shelby is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life!
Joey: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!
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Katherine: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Shelby: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Katherine: Yes.
Shelby: I'd sleep
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Katherine: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Shelby: I boiled gatorade
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Imagine if you ask the magic mirror again and it gives you a dorm this time. How the dorm leaders + the poor unfortunate souls underneath them react
Magic Mirror: This soul now has a place within this world. Your dorm is..
Heartslabyul
*happy sobbing from some, unhappy from others* *COUGH, riddle*
Savanaclaw
*unhappy sobbing in, will never be sleeping again*
Octavinelle
*unhappy sobbing, wiping away tears with money*
Scarabia
*JOYOUS SOBBING*
Pomefiore
*Vil is throwing up* *Rook is about to faint*
Ignihyde
*mute button is off* NO GOD PLEASE NO OH PLEASE GOD NO
Diasomnia
*INHUMAN SCREECHES OF JOY* CHILD OF MAN------ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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re: that gamete article, I think what’s also compelling to anti-trans activists is that gametes are invisible - it’s the same reason why debates about chromosomes are persuasive, they are imperceptible in all social interactions outside of a doctor’s office, and so counter-intuitively they can be argued as being always visible, always seeping out through our pours as a gendered essence that cannot be concealed or changed. actually being able to look at your individual gametes or chromosomes is gated behind medical institutions, and because of this inaccessibility they can be loaded with all kinds of social and political meaning, converted into a mystical essence contained within the body that imbues you with a gendered spirit. this is why I don’t think we should ever concede that transphobes are making biological arguments - they are using the authority of evolutionary and medical biology to do gender metaphysics, it’s a deliberate mystification of scientific authority for reactionary political goals. they aren’t making scientific claims and they aren’t trying to
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Vaggie: So.
*casually takes the jacket off Charlie and wraps it around her own waist*
Vaggie: Can you dance?
Charlie: Oh I dance pretty girl- pr-pretty gay. Pretty good! Good! Dance good, pretty good girl- I DANCE PRETTY GOOD!!!
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