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#it's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak #sound ON #the most satisfying #rbbrrbrbrbrb

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have you ever TRIED getting anything outta those guys when they're not warmed up? yes he fucking Would say that.

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

#the one case where choking is not only completely safe but also necessary #squeeze until that bear squirts #.... #You Heard Me

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Hi, meet my girlfriend! ...I swear she's nicer then she looks. Chaggie Lions.. Fuck yes Chaggie lions. I had my lovely friend and artist KosaTLK design our favorite Gals in a lionized form. I was going to wait until I got a little fanart to add to this but honestly I couldn't possibly hold this back for long. I will add this bonus though. Winged Vaggie and extra grumpy Vaggie.

NOTE: I am open to fanart of these two versions but please keep in mind these are designs I had done so crediting is appreciated. I am fine with you reblogging on tumblr but please do not repost this anywhere else.

#hazbin hotel #CHIN! FLUFF!!! #YES YES YES YES YES YE S YES YESSS #charlie this big soft marshmallow lion but with Claws #and there's her gf- claws carefully tucked- features Sharp- with a resting maybe-i-should-just-murder-you face #im lvoe #love #look at that SNARL! #YEEEEEEEEE #they're so pretty as lions.... ;m; #gold and silver... #VAGGIE LION WITH WINGS #the crispness of these- the line art- #it's like looking at a ref sheet for an actual lion show #brbrrbbrbrbrbr #i am not immune to lady lions.....

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#i can't choose y'all go vote instead

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- Blythe Baird

#cavities... #:C #'m sorry universe #i am giving u huge sad puppy dog eyes to make up for it okay #and i swear i would be totally fine #if you just let me have a random 5 pound bag of gumballs #u can trust me with them universe #trusssssst meeeeee #OwO

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do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

#i remember complaining when the smoooshing went away.... #the outrage #how dare our words be linked directly to our name instead of danged from it by a tenuous string no one will ever retrace #joke was on us- no one reads the blog names nowadays either #tumblr features come and go #tumblr's piss poor reading skills shall always remain #huzzzah!!!

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"are you wearing the-"

the snoots? yeah i am

#two snoots in cahoots #ready to hit the roots

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adopt him here!

#Scrappurbleus the Thirds #our child now..... #<3 <3 <3 <3

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The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make

Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?

#no one will ever draw fan art of my druid mountain lion niece swallowing and then coughing up her sister's rat NPC pet #or when the alleged healer other niece blew up a giant mountain size crab with a fireball #or that time the nephew ran and hide from a dragon in a TREE and got roasted for it #or the sudden zombie attack on the inn #where the two nieces tried to do glorious battle but accidentally also summoned a giant flesh eating plant monster thing #while the nephew and other niece were upstairs #recruiting a cult of sentient rats to aid in their own escape #“That's my granny!” will never be a meme #“i cant see the trail! we're lost!” / “i cast banish trees” #will also never be a meme or invoke the sheer HORROR of a whole uprooted forest coming crashing back down on the party #but i remember #the fandom in my head is /amazing/ <3

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#it's very fun but my brain increasingly won't let me #rude #used to be able to trick it by snacking on something while reading- sunflower seeds or whatever #but that doesn't work anymore #sighhhh

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and which of the spoons should we use...?

Star Trek: The Original Series Catspaw (1967)

#a childhood of ringpops has prepared me for this #im ready

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#wait #chicken parmesan has... tomato sauce on it...? #but #why #that's just #THATS PIZZA #YOU JUST MADE IT ON CHICKEN INSTEAD OF BREAD? #ITS PIZZA #WHAT THE FUCK #THATS WHAT Y'ALL'VE BEEN EATING!!?!!?!? #I MEAN IT LOOKS- GOOD ? BUT #IT #WRONG!!!!!!! #I DONT LIKE KNOWING THIS #TAKE IT BACK #I DONT WANT TO KNOW IT I DONT WANT TO

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I'm seeing things that I - wonder don't make it into ANY adaptations, and it's odd seeing that there's a consensus of what does and does not make it. This scene where Scrooge demands to see proof that his death moved someone and it cuts to the family who get to keep their house because his death has delayed his filing of foreclosure papers until they can make the delinquent payments is one I think should be making more rounds.

#kid me listened to this one audio reading of it- and this part was acted with so much joy and GLEE #only part i can still hear in my head #its a BOP

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knuckle tattoos that say ANTI GONE

#i can't believe u made me pronounce her name like that inside my own head #anti #gone #i'll never recover #what is she- a car fluid??? #antigone sweetie im so sorry #im so sorry i did that to u #pls go back to spilling boiling hot takes over that idiot creon's head #i repent #:(

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Lilo & Stitch is a great example of a story that has no villains. It has antagonists, sure, but most of them are well-meaning. The worst person in the film is that little shit Myrtle, but she’s not in the film that much anyway.

#when the movie shows how well-meaning people will accept the common sense that some people should be left behind #and then the movie says No. #NO. #NOBODY gets left behind or forgotten #none of the people here wanted that to happen anyway #they just didn't think there was another choice #until lilo and stich showed them #my mom was a poor single mother immigrant who had to leave her kids alone so much and couldn't do everything for us she wanted to #but she kept us together- kept adding more and more friends and basically siblings to this big family net she cast #because she never left anyone behind either #or let them get forgotten #her kids and grandkids and the neighbors kids- weird oddballs ppl didn't know what to do with #“DO with”??? it wasn't even a question to her #everyone needs a home and to know someone will always care #so she just. did. #anyway im totally normal about this movie as a result #Yep #doot dee doot dee doooo~

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five seconds after the snow melts off the garden

Cat: "I found a mouse!"

Me: "Good work."

Cat: "......"

Cat: "I found one!"

Me: "Yep. Amazing. Keep it up."

Cat: "............."

Cat: "A MOUSE! I FOUND A MOUSE! MOUSE!!!! I FOUND!! I FOUND ONE!! MOUSE MOUSE MOUSE!!!!"

Me: "Alright alright, d'ya need me to come'n look at it?"

Cat: "I found one!!!!"

Me: "You a good hunting kitty~ Let's see the...."

Me:

Cat: "I found a mouse."

Mouse: (decapitated) (placed directly in front of the door) (perfectly for stepping on)

Me:

Cat:

Cat: "It was like that when i found it."

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#bgadgers #abagdras!! #so many wee kits! stripelings! #spmeckled MUSHROOM #YESSSS #snake ? #snake! #Snaaaaake! #among them flowers #it is look pretty dang beautiful