#sighhhh

[cringelordofchaos]

Yet another One of my villain origin stories is that I'm a sonic fan but literally no sonic game works on my computer with the exception for Sonic mania and tmosth

#sth #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sighhhh

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Kermit the Frog

The Muppet Show (1977)

#vincent price #kermit #Kermit the frog #muppets #the muppet show #vintage TV #i fucking love this #hes so pretty #such a gilf #jim henson #hand #halloween #he turns into such a kid around the muppets and i love it #sighhhh #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set

[pepurika]

ffxiv brainrot is so real..

#ffxiv #SIGHHHH #he's such a failboy im crying every day

[softiedingo]

Pedro Pascal + hugging

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #ppascaledit #pedropascaledit #pedrohub #hugs hugs hugs #he seems to give great hugs 🥹🥹 #ALSO someone out there lived my dream and i don't know how to feel about it #like when will it be MY turn #sighhhh #just ignore my ramblings #dingogifs #softiedingo

[teddybeartoji]

office au! with coworker!gojo

he's the type to always be a little late. by a little, i of course mean a lot. he always bursts in the door with the biggest smile on his lips and four coffees in his hand. he winks at his coworkers, who then always blush and giggle out a hi, satoru! and you always roll your eyes at that. satoru nods his male coworkers, who always try to dap him up and start a conversation but he doesn't have time for that. he has things to do. (as if he isn't literally Late smh)

he answers the guys' question while he's walking – his eyes set on his favourite coworker. you. sitting in your cubicle, you're trying to ignore him and his dramatic enterance. that he does every single day. how annoying can he be? before you can roll your eyes again, a cup of coffee has landed on your table, making you glance over your shoulder.

he's blinding you, his grin is stretched so wide it's almost a bit creepy. he's standing right behind you, leaning his hand on your table right next to where he just placed the coffee. he's way too close for a co-worker and you gulp.

ugh.

"aren't you gonna thank your favourite coworker for bringing you coffee? whew, tough crowd, huh." his smile doesn't falter and he just leans in closer, his cologne clouding your senses.

UGH.

and he really does do it every single fucking day. he brings you coffee and he annoys you and he makes your eyes roll so hard you almost go blind and you hate to admit that he's kinda cute... it's whatever.

back to the coffees. so one of them is for you – he knows your order because he dug out the receipt from your bag when you weren't looking on his second day there. he almost got caught, too. but he only did that because you didn't wanna tell him your order!! and he was so insistent on bringing you coffee that he just had to find another way. he loved the way your eyes widened and how you tried to mask your surprised expression but nothing gets past his keen eyes. when you asked how he did it, he just told you that he guessed it. yeah, right....

the second coffee is for him. it's an insanely sweet latte. how do you know? he made you try it. more liked begged for you to try it. you also hate to admit that his puppy-dog eyes worked on you... he only drinks the special latte from the corner coffee shop and he refuses to drink the office "coffee". he's fancy like that.

the third coffee is for his second favourite coworker – kento nanami! they sure make an interesting pair. kento is the main reason why satoru even got the job. the latter begged him to pitch for him to the boss; he was so excited by the concept of Office Work and just had to try it out. he, of course, passed the interview with flying colors and kento regrets his decision to "help" him out in the first place. satoru yaps his ears off whenever he isn't doing the same to you and he's constantly leaving little notes for the man. you once saw one and it just had a miniature penis drawn on it. very mature.

and the fourth coffee is for your boss. satoru isn't sucking up like you originally thought he was. you think he just wants to bring her coffee? your boss is cool – she's in her forties and she has a strong voice, everybody always listens to her and she really does make for a very good boss. your guess is that satoru has a crush on her. (you're wrong. he also just thinks she's super fucking cool. literally nothing else to it.)

he's always wearing a fancy white button-up with a black tie loosely hanging around his neck and a pair of matching black slacks that hug his thighs so nicely that the women and the men of the office are always finding it hard to not stare at them. he gets an obnoxious ego boost from this.

he's constantly leaning on other people's desks, pushing his hips out and it really is hard to concentrate whenever he does it. the pose and the smug smirk he sends you when he catches you looking is making you feel hot. he always catches you too, it's so annoying. why can't he just continue doing whatever he's doing so you can admire him in peace?

he's loud, he's annoying and he's so fucking good at his job that firing him couldn't even be a passing thought. he actually does his paperwork rather fast; often finishing before you and that gives him the time to tease you for being slow. he does that way less than you expected though. only a few times in a day – enough to annoy you but never enough to actually make you upset or angry. he actually helps you sometimes. he can tell you don't wanna ask and he doesn't wanna make you feel bad - he'd rather watch you roll your pretty eyes at his stupid jokes with a small hidden smile than roll them with a deep frustrated sigh. he learned that the hard way.

he loves your smile. more often than not you can't keep the straight face you try to put up with him, making your loud laughter resonate throughout the whole office. oh, how his eyes shine at that.

long story short. he's infuriating. he's funny. he's way too good at his job. he's way too handsome. you loathe working with him and yet, you can't stop smothering him in kisses whenever you two "happen" to meet in the printer room.

#coworker!gojo my favourite silly guy #LIKE HE'S WAYYY TOO GOOD-LOOKING #ILLEGAL #IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL #HOW IS ANYBODY SUPPOSED TO WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS SMH #sighhhh #i have more for him #bc this au has been living in my head for some time now #he's actually a sweetheart and he just wants to make u smile #what's new #it's not like i write about anything other than THAT #oops? #mickey is daydreaming #angel boy #gojo satoru #gojo satoru drabble #gojo satoru au #gojo satoru blurb #jjk #jjk au #jjk drabble #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen drabble #jujutsu kaisen au #satoru gojo #satoru gojo drabble #satoru gojo blurb #satoru gojo au

[magnetothemagnificent]

Queer goyim talking about That Game: Yeah it's so horrible cause JKR is a TERF

Me: I mean yeah but it's also a blood libel simulator, the game itself is about killing Jews, not trans people. I'm trans myself and I get it, but right now the community that's being most materially affected by this game is Jews.

Queer goyim: Anyway it's sooooo horrible how transphobic JKR is did you hear about how transphobically named the trans NPC is?

Me: Yes it sucks but like.....again.... you're not the one with a target on your back with a new generation of kids being spoonfed blood libel..... it's a Jew-killing game. Kids are literally playing a game where they hunt Jews.

Queer goyim: WHAT'S THAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY DENIAL!!!!

#sighhhh #goy bullshit #lgbt antisemitism #antisemitism #blood libel

[ruins-and-rewritez]

"I'd crawl for you" is absolutely heart-wrenching when you think about the fact crawling is associated with being weak, pathetic, and even coward and all Kaz has ever want in this life was to be seen as strong, unbreakable, and untouchable but none of that seems to ever matter to him anymore if comes to a choice between his reputation and Inej

#stars and saints #they're so in love #sighhhh #love like that #six of crows duology #six of crows #save six of crows #save shadow and bone #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #rarzo

[us-costco-official]

guess who spent 20 minutes photoshopping a third dog onto the twin fantasy for some inexplicable reason!

it’s me.

#csh #car seat headrest #twin fantasy #uhh #will toledo #csh twin fantasy #car seat headrest fanart #i guess #car seat headrest dogs #i love them #sighhhh #from the shelves of costco

[financeprincess]

Constantly torn between diligent self care, going to bed at 8pm, working out at 5am, having my shit together completely and wanting to stay up all night and be chaotic and smoke weed and be wild and howl at the moon

#sighhhh #maybe when I launch my businesses I can do that… but realistically probably not #I have a feeling my schedules just going to get worse

[shittyutmv]

Hmmm maybe Ink just needs to be ironed out

ok got it. whats the next step? (context) ink by comyet //+ scrapped ver. under the cut!

blue/swap by popcornpr1nce dream by jokublog core frisk by dokudoki

#dear god they’re ironing the protector of creation #“guards. iron that guy” #“trust me ironing cat piss would probably be horrible” #-folly and maxy respectively when i showed them #because of Course im outfunnied by them #-mod kip #badly drawn utmv #utmv #undertale multiverse #undertale au #ink sans #washing machine saga #SIGHHHH #dream sans #core frisk #swap sans #the stars

[ehhgg-art]

a satosugu sketch from a few days ago that i revisited

#really hate my lineart rn so i just did a painterly style #sighhhh #but still we ball #satosugu #geto x gojo #gojo x geto #geto suguru #gojo satoru #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #art #drawing #artists on tumblr #artist #fanart #digital art #procreate

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price being bitten by Kermit the Frog

#vincent price #kermit #kermit the frog #muppets #the muppets #the muppet show #vinny p #photo #bicon #bisexual god #i love him #i love how he turns into a child around the muppets #sighhhh #i just adore him #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[taintedcigs]

i fear i need him biblically. i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism.

#em talks #sighhhh #joe keery #<3 #joekeery

[creamvolts]

[EP 7 SPOILERS, GORE]

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Play nice with your dolls.

Close ups under the cut~

#sighhhh #oh someone help me be proud of this #maybe its the worms again #whateva #i guess i like it a little #murder drones #doll murder drones #murder drones doll #cyn murder drones #murder drones cyn #hashtag rizz #urgghhhhhhhhhh

[introloves]

not aone groaning abt how ur fingers comb thru his hair while eating u out just as if he were simply lying his head in ur lap after a long day @ work........cries (🐻‍❄️)

him not even bothering to lift his head from your sticky, wet thigh while he laps at your clit over and over. lips wrapping around your clit to suck and suck, bringing his fingers to pump in and out of you so slowly it makes you feel crazy, curling them upwards when you’re finally trembling after promising him he could have you for as long as he wants, because he’s nothing if not diligent when he has you like this.

and there’s maybe a little bit of him that wishes he could have you for a little longer, maybe that’s why he’s so slow when his thick, fat fingers push in and out of you- because he could perfectly take a nap while you shakily pull and soothe his hair back against his scalp. swollen lips pulling off your equally swollen clit to huff out a hot breath to the wet mess he’s made when your fingernails comb through his hair, petting him.

he’s usually quiet- but not when the fat of your thighs are muffling the lewd wetness his mouth makes.

happy, happy, happy- and you can see it too because his face is tired from work, but his fat cock is leaky and throbbing against the bed, and yet he chooses to close his eyes and press against your hand.

#aone #aone x reader #aone x y/n #aone smut #hq smut #aone takanobu #hq x reader #hq x you #hq x y/n #hq.txt #haikyu x reader #smut #drabble #sighhhh

[il-predestinato]

Charles Leclerc sits out the rest of Q3 after his shunt. 😢 🎥: 2023 Dutch Grand Prix, Qualifying

#charles leclerc #f1 #* #my edit #f1edit #qualifying #q3 #dutch gp 2023 #sighhhh