#not incorrect quotes

[swirlymarimo]

Zoro (40): *looking at Sanji while he smokes against the edge of the ship*

Sanji (40): *exhales smoke* You're staring.

Zoro (40): Are you getting hotter?

Sanji (40): *laughs* No, I'm getting old.

Zoro (40): And hot.

Sanji (40): *rest his chin on his palm and stares at Zoro* You're not too bad looking yourself.

#zosan #zoro x sanji #zoro and sanji #my post #zosan script #original zosan script #not incorrect quotes #married zosan #older zosan #40 year old zosan #hot old men

[enigma-the-mysterious]

The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:

Lying

#goncharov #original post #not incorrect quotes #lol #martin scorsese #cinema #robert de niro #al pacino #tumblr #cybill shepherd

[meditando-en-paris]

Have you ever thought about the faith Achilles had in Patroclus? Achilles always waits for Patroclus.

Achilles waited for Patroclus to come to his palace. He waited for Patroclus to come closer to him to be his friend and right hand man. He waited for him to sleep together. He waited for their first kiss. He waited for Patroclus to reach him, for he was not going to leave with Chiron without him. He waited for him on the island of Skyros in order to be reunited one day. He waited for "his husband". Achilles waited to see Patroclus every evening or morning after the battle because he was his life breath. He hoped to be reunited with him because he was his home and safe place.

He waited for his return after Patroclus left in his armor for Troy. He waited for a sign or a message from his spirit. He wished that his wait would be short and that the gods would finally give his soul a rest so that he could be with Patroclus again.

He waited for Patroclus in the Underworld.

Achilles always hoped that Patroclus would find a way to be reunited with him. They are the eternal reunion.

#Have I cried writing this? YES I HAVE. #my thoughts #thoughts #angst #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #tsoa patrochilles #not incorrect quotes #tsoa #the iliad #the song of achilles #la canción de aquiles #la canzone di achille #achillesandpatroclus #achilles x patroclus #achilles #patroclus #achilles and patroclus #patrochilles

[ouatsqincorrect]

obsessed with regina’s face when snow suggests they make whale and jekyll the new science teachers. she is regretting every decision she’s made these last four or so years. she is wondering how she went from trying to kill snow to having to talk her out of allowing two mad scientists to teach storybrooke’s children. someone pls give this woman a break

#regina mills #snow white #snow/regina #not incorrect quotes

[incorrect-losers]

any stozier friendship hc's?

looking for a friend

AHHHH OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE THIS QUESTION OK UMM

Stan and Richie 100% created their own language when they were 8 and 9 respectively and have continued using it forever. (It’s mostly used to talk shit about the other losers (Bill))

Stan gets really choked up when under pressure/when all attention’s on him (mostly because of his dad), but Richie is always able to see the signs that Stan’s panicking and derails the entire subject (it’s what he does best). They don’t talk about how that’s why Richie did that but Stan’s always grateful

Richie’s usually the only one that picks up on Stan’s overly complicated jokes (he ended up laughing too hard at a joke Stanley said about Bowers being Pavlov given the way he gets his dogs to drool, the losers thought he was mocking Stan)

Stan carries around a cloth to clean Richie’s glasses, them being dirty doesn’t bother Richie but it drives Stan up the wall

They both did little league together, Stan was really good, meanwhile Richie was in outfield picking daises. Stan ended up making the middle school baseball team. After the whole It debacle he told Richie if he had swung at a ball half as well as he swung at that clown he might’ve actually made it onto the team with him

Richie bought Stan his first puzzle as a joke when they were kids, calling it the lame joke present before giving Stan his real gift. Stan absolutely loved it though, it started his love for puzzles and he ended up glueing and framing it

They do a daily lunch swap because Stan loves Wentworth’s egg salad sandwiches and Richie can’t get enough of Andrea’s famous pasta salad

They’ve always 100% without question not skipping a beat said the other was their best friend when asked. Yes, all the losers are all best friends but Stan and Richie have always been the closest and everyone knew it.

#stozier #stozier supremacy #stozier friendship #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #not incorrect quotes #it headcanons #stozier headcanons #richie tozier #stan uris #stanley uris #bill denbrough #eddie kaspbrak #beverly marsh #mike hanlon #ben hanscom #wentworth tozier #andrea james uris #henry bowers #the bowers gang

[feaincorrectquotes]

Not an incorrect quote once again but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Resplendent Morgan is coming to feh, now the whole family has a Resplendent!

(Also find it entertaining that his theme is muspell like chrom, like father like son.)

#fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #morgan #m!morgan #chrom!morgan #chrom #robin #f!robin #lucina #chrobin #f!chrobin #not incorrect quotes #will wait patiently for a resplendent f!morgan though

[incorrect-web-novels]

#not incorrect quotes #jiang cheng #y'all probably know my hypothesis but I want to see if it’s true 👀 #mdzs #mdzs polls #polls #tumblr polls #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #godc #the founder of diabolism #the untamed #cql #my posts #my polls

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

#tag everyone? do I have to? #cult of the lamb #cotl #not incorrect quotes #cult of the lamb lambert #cotl narinder #cotl bishops #cotl kallamar #cotl leshy #cotl heket #cotl shamura #cotl ratoo #cotl ratau #cotl plimbo #cotl midas #cotl sozo #cotl fox #rip everyone who couldnt fit #i considered putting local momma cat in Thank You #finding someone for Dye my Hair was hard #shitpost

[incorrect-spiderverse]

I just did a major scroll of this blog (my fault, sorry) and your Spider-Noir is so absolutely unhinged its hilarious

Thank you for the major scrolling! And yes! I try to make Noir as unhinged as possible as I believe that is truly accurate for him (he is one of my favourites, to be honest)

#not incorrect quotes #asks answered

[incorrect-dragon-age-quotes]

Dragon Age Sexyman Masterpost!

Follow the links to vote! Round 3 is currently in voting!

Note: These polls contain women, too, but fret not. Sexyman is a state of being, not gender.

Round 1:

1. Zevran Arainai vs. Oghren

2. Alistair Theirin vs. Aveline Vallen

3. Leliana vs. Carver Hawke

4. Morrigan vs. Bethany Hawke

5. Fenris vs. Briala

6. Anders vs. Gaspard de Chalons

7. Merrill Sabrae vs. Celene Valmont

8. Tallis vs. Brother Genitivi

9. Marian Hawke vs. Sigrun

10. Sebastian Vael vs. The Iron Bull

11. Cullen Rutherford vs. Loghain Mac Tir

12. Cassandra Pentaghast vs. Wynne

13. Anora Mac Tir vs. Thom Rainier

14. Solas vs. Andraste

15. Dorian Pavus vs. Raleigh Samson

16. Josephine Montilyet vs. Meredith Stannard

17. Sera vs. Ser Rylen

18. Bodhan Feddic vs. Jethann

19. Felassan vs. Corypheus

20. Varric Tethras vs. Karl Thekla

21. Abelas vs. Inquisitor Ameridan

22. Isabela vs. Delrin Barris

23. Cremisius “Krem” Aclassi vs. Orsino

24. Jowan vs. Marric Theirin

25. Flemeth (GILF) vs. The Architect

26. Flemeth (Swamp Lady) vs. Sten

27. Flemeth (Dragon) vs. Scout Lace Harding

28. Nathaniel Howe vs. Vivienne de Fer

29. The War Table vs. Tamlen Sabrae

30. Teagan Guerrin vs. Warden Duncan

31. Garrett Hawke vs. The Arishok

32. Bianca (The Dwarf) vs. Bianca (The Crossbow)

Round 2:

1. Zevran Arainai vs. Alistair Theirin

2. Leliana vs. Morrigan

3. Fenris vs. Anders

4. Merrill Sabrae vs. Tallis

5. Marian Hawke vs. The Iron Bull

6. Cullen Rutherford vs. Cassandran Pentaghast

7. Thom Rainier vs. Andraste

8. Dorian Pavus vs. Josephine Montilyet

9. Sera vs. Bodhan Feddic

10. Felassan vs. Varric Tethras

11. Inquisitor Ameridan vs. Isabela

12. Cremisius “Krem” Aclassi vs. Maric Theirin

13. Flemeth (GILF) vs. Sten

14. Scout Lace Harding vs. Vivienne de Fer

15. The War Table vs. Warden Duncan

16. Garrett Hawke vs. Bianca (The Crossbow)

Round 3:

1. Zevran Arainai vs. Morrigan

2. Fenris vs. Merrill Sabrae

3. Marian Hawke vs Cassandra Pentaghast

4. Thom Rainier vs. Dorian Pavus

5. Sera vs. Varric Tethras

6. Isabela vs. Cremisius “Krem” Aclassi

7. Flemeth (GILF) vs. Scout Lace Harding

8. Warden Duncan vs. Bianca (The Crossbow)

#dragon age sexyman #not incorrect quotes

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Spoiling You With All My Might -- Comte Collection Story Translation

I've been meaning to post this one for a while, as it's honestly in my top ten Comte events of all time. For this Collection story event, it was basically all the suitors comforting MC when she's stressed/tired/overworked. And lbr, who doesn't need that in their life?

Enjoy everyone, and just a reminder that I'm no professional--I just translate these for my own enjoyment. Without further ado:

In the early afternoon, when the hands on the clock are pointing to 3pm-- I was alone drinking tea in a quiet kitchen. (I’ve been busy lately…I think I’m a little burnt out.) My cup of tea was already empty, but somehow I didn’t have the energy to stand up-- Comte: MC, are you taking a break? Turning around revealed Comte standing in the middle of the doorway.

Okay but like. I gotta say just the thought of him peeking around the corner is killing me, he's the cutest man alive I swear

But also. Now I'm wondering if he's lowkey like IS IT MEOW MEOW TIME? MEOW MEOW T I M E!!!!!! pounces on the opportunity for quality time. Somehow that's even more adorable I'm going to explode from uwus

MC: Indeed I am. Would you like to have some tea, too? Comte: That’s an attractive invitation, but if you don’t mind, would you spend some time with me for a little while after this? MC: Go out with you…? Comte: I’m thinking of going for a walk. Would you like to join me? His hand was outstretched in a gentlemanly gesture that touched/eased my heart. MC: Haha, I’d love to.

I laughed a little at this because I'm definitely the kind of person that's like "omg pls, you are not beating the silly goose allegations!!!" over him being all suave over a walk together but. At the same time. HEART EYES M-- King of romantics everywhere. Gentleman of my heart. Mellifluous seducer have MERCY

More under the cut!

Comte’s escort led me to a forest a short walking distance from the mansion. As I walk alongside him, the sunbeams penetrate through the trees as they sway with the breeze. Comte: The weather is lovely today, making it a perfect occasion for a walk. MC: You’re right…the wind feels nice, too. As I walked slowly listening to the rustling trees, I could feel the fatigue/tension draining out of me little by little. (It feels like my heart is being cleansed. It’s so soothing…) Comte: … It was then that I noticed Comte gazing at me calmly.

As somebody who used to be plus ultra literally every minute of my life, this made me so softe inside. The way he cares so much about her ;-; he really said "I will die before I disrespect a girlboss, but also. I am here. For to help PLS. Also a crumb of attention...p l swleseskje...."

(Ah…by any chance) MC: Comte Comte: Yes? MC: …You invited me out for a change of pace, didn’t you? Comte smiled softly at my words. Comte: I just wanted to take a walk with you like this.

I do love how, especially in recent events, MC notices his gestures more and more 🥺💛💛💛💛💛💛 I think it's really cute that he wants to be sneaky sweet and supportive, and whenever she realizes it he's like. C'est moi? You're not fooling anyone pretty boy!!! I know you have brain cells up there!!! But also the sincerity in that last line, of how he really does also just want to spend some time with her. How he's always saying the most wonderful thing she can give him is her time.

Just put my body out to sea I can't do this anymore--

I was enveloped in the sound of his voice, warming my heart, and my feet stopped involuntarily. Comte: MC? MC: Every time you treat me so kindly like this…I’m so happy I could cry Jokingly, Comte turned around and spread his coat. Comte: If you want to do so, that’s okay too MC: Huh… Comte: After all, there is no one here but us. If you want to cry, you can cry. Comte wrapped me gently in his open coat and murmured in my ear. Comte: Like this, there will be no trace of tears left behind. MC: Oh… (It’s okay to cry…that’s not something you hear very often when you’re fully grown.) (Just hearing him say that in such a sweet voice makes my heart feel lighter…) (Comte really is amazing)

Honestly this part just made me melt, I have no words--I'm down bad fellas. We love a man who encourages his partner that its safe to be vulnerable 😭🙏🏼

But also I feel the need to say. Comte don't offer this to me because from that point on I will live in your coat. It will no longer be 'Comte's nice coat,' but rather:

MC: Thank you. But…Aren’t you spoiling me too much? When I looked up and asked him, he leaned over to drop a kiss to my forehead… MC: Oh… Comte: I see. I think I don’t spoil you enough. Comte’s long fingers reached out to wipe my eyes gently. Comte: MC, I love everything about you. Comte: Your fatigue and your tears, don’t forget that it’s my privilege to soothe them with these hands. He gazes deeply into my eyes, and I can’t help how my heart races in response.

So like. Do you ever just cry and die. Because.

I'm like somewhere between "WE GOT A 2319!!!!!!!!!" and inches from professing my eternal love and loyalty like some kind of lovelorn knight too afraid to even touch the radiance of their beloved. Comte how on earth am I supposed to look at you without being blinded. Sun that's too bright!!!!! That's too b r i g h t!

I just. "Your fatigue and your tears, don’t forget that it’s my privilege to soothe them with these hands." [muffled wailing noises] Did I ASK--

Mfer out here like 'oh the terrible fate of being tied to me for eternity' meanwhile every second of being with him is either dizzyingly passionate or like being wrapped up in the warmest, fluffiest blankie imaginable. I HAVE TO S T A N SIR--

MC: Ah, if you spoil me so much, I’m afraid I won’t be able to do anything on my own anymore. Comte smiled a little as I laughed deceptively in the hopes of hiding how delighted I was. Comte: That’s great. I’d love to see that, myself. The fingers that had been stroking my eyes slipped down my cheek to touch my lips. Comte: If you can’t manage to walk alone--I’ll be there to hold you up, and walk alongside you. His sweet whisper ends when his lips gently cover mine. MC: Mn… In the midst of his enveloping kiss, I gently entrusted my body to the person dearest to me--

Can I just ?????? Say????? How much I love MC being teasing/catty with him as the events go on. I LOVE it here. I think I really like how she grows into her own strength, and how she feels comfortable expressing her shyness without ceding that integrity. One thing I've noticed that I love in relationships is this ability to air grievances in a playful way, where the stakes are low--but the person can still express their feelings and be comforted. I think I like how it's not about putting pressure on the person, but getting it out in the open and resolved all the same. It just fills me with warm fuzzies c:

Also. "If you can’t manage to walk alone--I’ll be there to hold you up, and walk alongside you." Like not to beat a dead horse, but wow. Pretty sure this metaphysically changed me as a person. Thanks, I will never be the same. True love exists, [unhinged barking noises], etc etc

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #i am So Normal About Him i promise (egregious lie) #no i do not have a dragon's hoard worth of transcribed stories #look a w a y #but fr this one really just ended my life #i'm so so so weak to the idea of a couple as two people supporting each other through good and bad #like i know that's the foundational operating precept of the thing but #nothing will ever ruin me the way comte does when he gets Ride Or Die #honestly all i think of when i see comte and mc tg is that one meme of like #team/couple be like: 'fk it we ball (tank)' and 'but did you die? (healer)' #not incorrect quotes #comte propaganda #fangdad propaganda #baguettosaurus

[swirlymarimo]

Zoro: *fighting King*

Zoro's snail: *budupnudupbudupu*

Zoro: Since when did I have a snail? It's Curly.

King: *attacking*

Zoro: Dude can you stop for a minute, my husbands calling.

King: Oh, uh, sure.

#zosan #zoro x sanji #zoro and sanji #my post #zosan script #original zosan script #not incorrect quotes #married zosan #pretty much what happened #king totally let him have that call #old draft

[enigma-the-mysterious]

If someone told me that a submersible named the Titan, owned by a company called OceanGATE, carrying three billionaires, had gone missing on an expedition to the Titanic, I would think it was some pitch for a new thriller mystery novel and not something that had actually happened due to the hubris and stupidity of rich people.

#titanic #titan #oceangate #original post #not incorrect quotes #lol #submarine #the titanic #the titan #current events #james cameron

[meditando-en-paris]

Remember, remember...

#julius caesar #caesar #the ides of march #idus de marzo #julio cesar #roman empire #imperio romano #not incorrect quotes #march #rome #brutus #roma #march15 #ides of march

[ouatsqincorrect]

i don’t know what to do with this gif so have a little regina mills on your dash

#regina mills #not incorrect quotes

[incorrect-losers]

When Georgie was born Bill was absolutely obsessed with him. It was constantly,

“Mommy can I hold him” “Dad can I feed him?” “Hi Georgie I’m your big brother Bill”

This was also when he was just meeting the losers and becoming friends since they’d be pre-k/kindergartners. So he’d bring over Eddie, Richie, and eventually Stan (year younger problems) to just play with Georgie.

Bill would always call himself big brother Bill when talking to Georgie so the losers started calling him Big Bill, and that’s how he got his nickname.

(+Richie was having a play date with Bill when Georgie said his first word and brags about it/ lies about what Georgie said to the losers constantly)

#I just love the idea of Georgie being Bill’s little brother being the source of Bill’s nickname #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #not incorrect quotes #it headcanons #losers club headcanons #georgie denbrough #george denbrough #bill denbrough #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #stan uris #stanley uris