Did the spirit extractor have any side effects? Like, are you feeling anything that may have been the result of your soul being temporarily pulled out of your body?
There seems to be points where some sort of ghostly mist starts to flicker at the corners of my mouth, and I've had increased difficulty with coordination recently - not to mention the occasional out-of-body experience.
Yeah, I should've listened to Lars when he said the machine wasn't ready to handle ghost-walking or human possession yet.
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That feeling when you temporarily turn into a ghost so you can be on the same temporal plain as your Ghost Girl Friend but then your Ghost GF is actually working for the Big Bad Guy because she thinks its the only way she can get to the otherside to be with her family (they all died, she accidentally burnt down their house) and she tricked you into becoming a ghost (temporarily) so the Big Bad Guy could control you and make you release him from his trap. He then sets out to end the world and almost kills your entire family but then Ghost GF has a change of heart and actually helps save you and your family (using the same thing that killed her family, this is her unfinished business and so she can now move on) and like you didn't even get to have your first kiss.
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una más y no jodemos más
third part of incorrect quotes of ghostbusters :)
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Trevor: You have Crayons?
Podcast: Yes, I have—
Trevor: You're— how old are you?
Podcast: YES I AM A GROWN BOY AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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Dickless: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Phoebe: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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Trevor, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?
Gary: The car takes a screenshot.
Callie: Please pull over. I’m driving now.
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Melody: Hi, who's this? Trevor changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Phoebe: What's mine?
Melody: Dwarf.
Phoebe: HE'S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Melody: Oh, hey Phoebe.
Phoebe: FUCK!
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Callie: You're alive.
Phoebe: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
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Podcast: If you water water, it grows.
Lucky: ...What.
Trevor: He's got a point.
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Gary: Say no to drugs.
Lucky: Say yes to drugs.
Callie: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.
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Lucky: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.
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Phoebe: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
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Melody: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Podcast: *watching his house burn down*
Podcast:
Podcast: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Trevor: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Melody, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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*During a game of Hangman*
Phoebe: Nope, there’s no Q. You lose.
Trevor: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something!
Phoebe: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!
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Melody: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Phoebe: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Melody: But you’re always acting stupid?
Phoebe: ...
Phoebe: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Podcast: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Gary: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Trevor: Drunk.
Phoebe: Wasted.
Callie: Dead.
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Fellas is it gay to separate from your body to impress the cute ghost girl you met three days ago
Fellas- fellas, is it gay to save the cute living girl you met three days ago by burning up the one thing keeping you on this world
Fellas is it gay to girlfailure so hard you accidentally open a crack between realities or something
Fellas fellas fellas, it is, it is gay
TL;Dr I loved the new Ghostbusters
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fortunately, ghostbusters; afterlife and ghostbusters; frozen empire are the best remakes of an intellectual property ever.
you cannot argue against me on this one. ghostbusters itself is already campy and cheesy and fucking great, obviously. it’s the perfect series for a 40 yrs later sequel.
it has the perfect amount of fan service (which i eat up every time), classic moments that i adore (oh no! i can’t hold the proton pack straight; the whole team has to grab on and help me!), and random new world lore just for the sake of lore (well the god wants to end humanity because he wants to)
plus they gave mckenna grace a lesbian ghost lover, what’s not to love
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