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queensharotto · 2 days

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TWST Incorrect Quotes #3

Yuu, Lilia, Silver and Sebek are lost in a sea of people, trying to find Malleus.

Sebek: WAKA SAMA!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Silver: Shouting that won’t solve our problem…

Yuu: I’ve got a better idea!

*Yuu proceeds to inhale and then exhale. They then shout at the top of their lungs*

Yuu: YUU SUCKS!!!!!!

Malleus then comes rushing up to them

Malleus: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DEAR-?!?

Malleus: Oh! Hello Child of Man 🙂

Lilia: *Smiling*

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 3 days

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Yuu: (eating ice cream)

Malleus: (glaring)

Lilia: do you want me to get you some?

Malleus: no, I wanted to share with the child of man

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overheardbyvarioustherapists · 2 days

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Ortho: I think I just saw the smallest living baby…. They were like 3 iPhones long 1 iPhone wide. Idia: Which model? Ortho: iPhone 6 with a case on it.

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chenya-my-love · 2 days

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Cater: *Talking to Trey* "No yeah totally, she was cunt."

Riddle: "Gasp She was what!?"

Riddle: "Why would you say that?

Cater: *Trying to intersect* "Wait. No it's-"

Riddle: "What an awful thing to call a woman."

Cater: "It-. I-. It's a compliment! I promise!"

Heard this on TikTok and was stuck with who this could apply to. Than I remembered Riddle and his Mom and just went

"Yup. She would teach him that cunt in the worst thing you could say. And Riddle likely rarely goes online enough to learn it's become slang."

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twisted-dork · 2 days

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #41 Hashira!Douma is Lucifer Coded

*Hashira!Douma drinking tea as he looks at the…empty afterlife, (ghost realm?) either or and sighs, taking out from his sleeve a photo of him and Kotoha, with all the young Yuu’s*...

*Hashira!Douma phone starts to ring and spits out his tea as he sees its SwapGyutaro!Yuu*

Hashira!Douma Kid? Kid! Kid calling?! OH! Uhm uh, uh hello, SwapGyutaro!Yuu. He-ey, hey, hey Taro-Taro. No, no!

Hashira!Douma: That's not good!-Oh, this is the first time they called you! Yes, this has to be perfect-

*Hashira!Douma picks up phone* Hey, bitch-

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: "Hi, daaad... *Sighs* I've got kind of a big ask...I like for you to perhaps...come to the Ramshackle I need your hel-"

Hashira!Douma: Wait, you're...inviting me over?! Absolutely! Oh, I'll be there in an hour*hangs up*

Hashira!Douma: My child wants to see me~ Take that, depression!

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moonlit-midnight · 2 months

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TWST incorrect quotes

Malleus: I’m confused

Yuu: About what?

Malleus: I thought you invited me over for tea, so why are we cuddling instead?

Yuu: Some people use it as an excuse to spend time with their friends or their partners

Malleus: You should invite me more often then

One of my friends do this. She’d invite us for tea, and ends up cuddling with us while watching a movie!

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mrsrookhunt · 6 months

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*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*

Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.

Vil/Epel: Sure.

Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?

Yuu: What's uuuuu--...

Yuu: Why are you on one knee.

Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---

Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.

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demon-lover-669 · 2 months

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Leona likes thick partners

Y/n: *straightening their their pants in place while explaining something* and so~

Leona: *whistles at them*

Y/n: stop fucking whistling at me!

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faeryarchives · 3 months

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imagine if this happened during book 4

mc: *calling crowley for help* come on pick up....

crowley: headmaster dire crowley speaking!

mc: finally-

crowley: just kidding, you reached my voicemail. please redirect any concerns to my email or inbox! *ends the call*

mc:...

grim:...

------ three hours later -------

crowley relaxing on the side of the beach under his parasol: oh a message from mc! let's see...

crowley: dear headmaster crowley, i hope this message finds you before we do-

crowley: wait before they what?

mc and grim looming behind him holding their frying pans in the air:

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blackopals-world · 10 months

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Vet!Yuu:(shakes bag of treats)

Ruggie:(running at mock speed to get there first)

Vet!Yuu:(pulls Churus out of fridge)

Leona:(suddenly appears and grabs Yuu from behind) That's mine right?

Vet!Yuu: (puts pear yogurt in a bowl)

Jack: (waits patiently for snack like a good boy)

Vet!Yuu:(pulls leftover BBQ out of fridge)

Epel: (staring like a unfed ferel chihuahua waiting for food bowl to be put down)

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rae-pss · 8 months

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yuu: nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love, not free pizza, nothing!

idia: i’m sorry, have you tried pizza?

yuu: yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.

azul:

azul: i like you.

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married-to-google-translater · 4 months

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 19 hours

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Yuu: (pinned under a cauldron) Deuce what the fuck man?

Deuce: you tried to stab me!

Yuu: it was just a funny thing I wanted to do, a little prank of you will

Deuce: murder is not a prank!

#anyway I'm bored and to lazy to pull up my notes app #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland shitpost #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes

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overheardbyvarioustherapists · 2 days

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Ace: What do you call a driver that doesn't need a licence? Riddle: You don't seem to need a licence to drive me crazy. Ace:

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equestriagirl16 · 1 year

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—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

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moonlit-midnight · 2 months

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TWST incorrect quotes

Yuu: Guys, don’t forget our movie date tonight

Ace and Deuce, showing their test results:

Deuce: Not gonna happen after our housewarden sees this

Yuu, half yelling: You and Ace got a C on the History test?

Ace: Louder, prefect. I don’t think Riddle-senpai heard you over the coffee machine

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