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ineffectualdemon · 2 days
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14 year old me writing in my journal: I hope future historians find my journal and see me as a beautiful if tragic figure and share my heartfelt poetry to inspire others
40 year old me writing in my journal: I'm going to make a note about how I took part with the rest of Tumblr in our annual celebration of the assassination of Julius Ceaser in the hopes it will be found by future Historians and confuse the shit out of them.
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samtheviking · 3 days
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tumbler-polls · 2 days
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hyacinthi-mortem · 3 days
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Why you need to put the knife down
Or I know I'm late but wouldn't it be so fucking funny
Like, come on. How many times can you reasonably kill a guy until the very process becomes a form of immortality. I don't think the man deserves to be jesus-on-the-cross bleeding out divinity. 
I understand your Roman Empire is the Roman Empire and coincidentally your girl dinner is also the Roman Empire. However. Please think about it. What would infuriate him more than obscurity.
 If we pretend the ides of March is just another tuesdaymondaywednesday we get so much of around here that would count as the ultimate betrayal. Knife through the matter of him if you so will. Brutal in a Brutus sort of way.
 Go forth and sow as much chaos as you see fit. Special shoutout to like half the Senate that decided to simply not show up. Outside of being a perfect microcosm of human interaction in my eyes they're also achieved timeless comedy gold. 
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ineffablelvrs · 3 days
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only 364 days left to the ides of march guys !!!
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meerkatsaddness · 3 days
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Imagine being a political and military genius who was so successful that you had a month named after you(July),companies named after you,and even a goddamn tree(caesars boom).Just for Tumblr people to randomly unnecessarily hyper fixate about the coincidence of you and a salad having identical names. and are so deep into it that they possibly might change history on its own and suddenly your "Julius ceaser who shares the same name as a salad"and make memes about you LOL 😆😆😆
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Was no one going to tell me yesterday that this year was the 100th anniversary of the Caesar salad???
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pineau-noir · 3 days
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Why was this my dasher, though? And on March 16th?
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apparently according to rumours Caesar was a bottom any thoughts on the matter?
idk, I'll ask MY MOTHER BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY'RE DATING NOW???
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i wonder how camp jupiter feels about the ides of march
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regulusrules · 2 days
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babe wake up, a julius caesar AU merlin fic just dropped, and it's the freshest sort of angst you could come across 🤩🔪✨
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street-of-mercy · 3 days
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Everybody's activity timline looks like this in March. You can't convince me otherwise.
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quasi-normalcy · 3 days
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