#incorrect ghostbusters quotes

[not-mary-sue]

Phoebe: Don't you hate it when the ghost you develop a crush on almost ends the world.

Trevor: That's...not a universal experience.

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[strangesthirdeye]

No one:

me: *watching Ghostbusters for the first time and laid eyes on Egon Spengler*

Also me: *new fictional character crush unlock*

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[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

(When Phoebe comes out to her family)

Gary: You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common!

#Ghostbusters #Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire #Phoebe Spengler #Gary Grooberson #Incorrect Ghostbusters Quotes #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Hazbin Hotel

[darkness-and-books]

More Egon x reader incorrect quotes

Egon: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Y/N: Marry me.

change wine to twinkies

Egon: I feel like doing something stupid. Y/N: I’m stupid, do me.

Egon: You’re not jealous, are you? Y/N: No! Egon: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

Egon: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Y/N: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Egon: I said within reason, Y/N. How about I murder that guy? Y/N: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Egon: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Egon: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Y/N: What hints have you given them? Egon: Well, I think about them a lot. Egon: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

#Ghostbuster #egon spengler #egon spengler x reader #incorrect ghostbusters quotes

[xgoddessoffandomsx]

Egon: *tapping fingers on table*

Ray: *taps fingers back furiously*

Peter: …What’s going on?

Winston: Morse code. They’re talking.

Egon: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Ray: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

#incorrect ghostbusters quotes #stantzler #egon spengler #peter venkman #winston zeddemore #ray stantz

[brokentvs]

Who wants an AU where Phoebe is trying to cling onto the memory of Melody but can’t because when she took her soul out of her body she quite literally lost a piece of herself??

#phoebe spengler #ghostbusters spoilers #ghostbusters frozen empire #angst writing #mckenna grace #melody ghostbusters frozen empire #ghostbusters frozen empire spoilers #ghostbusters #incorrect ghostbusters quotes #author #fanfiction

[incorrectghostbustersquotes189]

Some incorrect quotes with Egon in them in honor of Harold’s birthday!!!

__________

Egon: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

__________

Janine, watching Ray and Peter fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Egon, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Janine: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Ray: Egon.

Peter: Spengs.

Egon: Me.

___________

Winston: Peck ain’t the problem this year.

Egon: When are you gonna get it? Peck is ALWAYS the problem.

________

Egon: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

________

Peter: Okay, how do I look? Be honest.

Ray: There’s no critic more honest than Spengler!

Egon: Bad.

_________

Egon: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Peter: But what if something else happens just this one time.

________

Ray: Would you punch Peck-

Egon: Yes.

Ray: I didn't even finish!

Egon: Sorry, continue.

Ray: Would you slap Peck for 10 dollars?

Egon: I would do it for free.

Peck: Rude...

________

Ray: *venting endlessly to Egon about their week*

Egon, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

#ghostbusters #incorrect ghostbusters quotes #because it’s Harold Ramis’ birthday #incorrect quotes #egon spengler #peter venkman #ray stantz #janine melnitz #winston zeddemore #ghostbusters 1984

[inevitablemoment]

A little incorrect quote set after the courtroom bust. Ray is very much the Boyle to Egon and Cathleen's Peraltiago.

For reference, Cathleen is 34 weeks pregnant with Marie.

Thank you again to @lilysketchingsth for this beautiful work of art! Forever grateful that I came across your blog.

#Where The Cards May Fall #Cathleen Spengler #Cathleen Paige Spengler #Egon Spengler #Ray Stantz #Ghostbusters #Fan Art #Cathlegon #Ghostbusters II #lilysketchingsth #Cathleen Lives AU #Harold Ramis #Linda Purl #Dan Aykroyd #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Ghostbusters Quotes #Source: Brooklyn Nine Nine #OC: Cathleen Paige Spengler #OC: As Long As You're By My Side

[rig0rm0rbid]

Peter: Shit. Fuck. Damn.

Janine (sharing a look of concern with Winston): What is it?

Peter (genuinely at his wits end): I kissed Egon.

Winston: Damn. We owe Ray so much money.

#egon/peter #ghostbusters #the real ghostbusters #ghostbusters 1984 #egon x peter #peter/egon #peter x egon #janine melnitz #winston zeddemore #ray stantz #egon spengler #incorrect ghostbusters quotes #incorrect quotes

[ariel-seagull-wings]

Egon: Say my name.

Janine Egon Lehnsherr Spengler.

Egon: Not my full name.

Janine: Sorry, I had to fill out a lot of your paperwork.

#source: friends with benefits #ghostbusters #egon spengler #janine melnitz #janegon #incorrect ghostbusters quotes

[seelenpein72]

Peter: Hey Y/N, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Y/N: Yeah

Peter: And you, Egon?

Egon: umm... yes?

Peter: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Y/N: Did he just...

#egon spengler #ghostbusters #peter venkman #incorrect ghostbusters quotes #egon x reader #spengler x reader #cant remember where i saw it #thought it fit #ray stantz #winston zeddemore #egon spengler x reader

[bellamer]

Egon: I had been through some very hard times and to get through them I had to believe that someone out there had a plan for me, that my life had a purpose.

Winston: You mean like, God ?

Egon: No, not that fairytale stuff Winston. I’m talking about leprechauns.

#ghostbusters #incorrect ghostbusters quotes #egon spengler #winston zeddemore

[strangesthirdeye]

✧Masterlist✧

heh, this is my first Masterlist so I'm still trying to learn how to use Tumblr don't be mad and yeah I'll still try to add my work for the future. And I'm the type of person who doesn't take requests because I don't believe in myself to fulfill the ideas you give me to make so I only make fanfics based on my ideas only because for me it's comfortable and makes it easy for me to write.

Because I'm the type of person who is slow to update and I don't like requests that are given to wait a long time... Stay tuned eh?

-DB

⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

Sherlock Holmes (BBC)

• Forever (Sherlock x dead! Wife reader)

• Sixth Sense (Sherlock x platonic! Reader)

• Too Many Secrets (Sherlock x twin sister! Reader)

• A detective and a part time dad (Sherlock x Wife! Reader ft Baby)

• Listen Before I Go (Sherlock x Fem! Reader)

• Sherlock² ( Sherlock x Fem Sherlock! Reader)

• Being Sherlock's wife and going through the pregnancy would include

Doctor Strange (Marvel)

• Unspoken Love ⟬ series ⟭

•A Silent Voice (S.Strange x Mute! Female reader)

• Husband Material (Defender Strange x wife! Reader)

• I Can't Handle Change (S.Strange x Fem! Reader)

• No Way ( S. Strange x wife! Reader)

Doctor Who (BBC)

• Lost in Time and Space ⟬ series ⟭ ⫷ Marvel x Doctor Who ⫸

• Little Companion (10th Doctor x child! Reader)

• Adore (10th/14th Doctor x fem! Reader)

Good Omens (BBC)

• Star Mini Series ⟬ Series ⟭ ⫷ Ineffable hubbys x daughter! reader ⫸

• Being blind and dating Crowley would include:

• Human dating Aziraphale would include:

• Little Star (Ineffable Husbands x toddler! Reader)

• Being short and married to Ineffable Hubbys would include:

• Our Star (Ineffable Hubbys x baby fem! Reader)

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel)

•Under the root of Yggdrasil (Loki x Fem! Reader)

Severus Snape

•Late Night Potions (Severus Snape x wife! Reader)

• In The Afterlife (Severus Snape x Dead! Reader)

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[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

(After Dana got married to the Violinist)

Peter: I’m not jealous, I’m envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.

Egon: [checking in a dictionary] Wow, he’s right.

#Ghostbusters #Ghostbusters II #Peter Venkman #Egon Spengler #Dana Barrett #Andre Wallance #Peter x Dana #Peter Venkman x Dana Barrett #OTP: And Then She Threw Me Out Of Her Life #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Ghostbusters Quotes #Source: The Simpsons

[darkness-and-books]

Egon x reader incorrect quotes ~the saga continues or whatever~

Egon: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Y/N: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Egon: I— Egon: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Y/N: What the hell is wrong with you? Egon: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

Egon: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Y/N: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

This could really go either way

Y/N: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Egon: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Y/N: Seize the dick.

Y/N: Stay foxy. Egon: Die lonely.

#ghostbusters #incorrect ghostbusters quotes #egon spengler #egon spengler x reader

[xgoddessoffandomsx]

*The guys are playing a team sport*

Winston: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Egon?

Ray: Have you ever played a game with Egon?

Winston: No…

Ray: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Egon, chasing Peter: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

#incorrect ghostbusters quotes #ghostbusters #winston zeddemore #ray stantz #egon spengler #peter venkman