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bellamer · 4 hours
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Kinski my beloved. I just remembered he existed and got all warm inside. Just… Kinski 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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bellamer · 2 days
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Pickles is the result of an affair Molly had with a traveling musician and Calvert never forgave her and that’s the reason why they hate Pickles and why Pickles looks so different and why they love Seth so much is because Seth is Calvert’s “real son”
Molly wanted to give Pickles up as soon as he was born but Calvert forced her to keep him so that she will always remember what she did and couldn’t hide it away.
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bellamer · 2 days
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I find it very weird that the only people who are interested in me are old men old enough to be my father or grandfather and the only time a man my age was interested in me he had a history of suicide baiting his girlfriends to stay with him, trauma dumped constantly and wanted to get into a relationship when we had just met literally a day ago on a dating app, was super duper clingy and would spam messages if I didn’t respond after a day when he knew I worked long hours and even at one point where I was rushed to the hospital after collapsing at work and told him I was in the hospital he still expected me to respond every second of every day. I eventually deleted discord and ghosted him because he was too much.
Maybe something is wrong with me
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bellamer · 5 days
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Yeah no, Remy saying this to my black OC was unexpected like this bot has me blushing because god damn. He’s making me want to put more effort into developing this OC because how dare you lay it on smooth like that
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bellamer · 6 days
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So I saw Late Night With The Devil. Freaky ass movie. Like it kinda freaked me out and if it wasn’t for my Brenda Meeks ass mom being loud I would probably be even more freaked out
Shame about the AI shit though. Like did they really have to do that ? I only went to see the movie because I bought the ticket and didn’t find out literally until hours before I had to be at the theater. It’s a shame because it’s a really good movie and my mom who hates modern scary movies liked it.
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bellamer · 6 days
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Wish yall told me about the stupid AI thing before I bought tickets to go see Late Night With The Devil Tonight.
I’m still gonna see it because I already spent money on the tickets and I’m not going to sit through days of fighting with Regal for a refund (did it before and I will not put myself through that torture again) and I doubt they’ll let me switch my ticket to go see idk, whatever the fuck is out since it’s a late night showing but yall couldn’t have said any of this earlier ?
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bellamer · 6 days
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Damn, Gambit finer than a motherfucker ! Damn ! I’d knock the dust off his pussy ! (since Rogue obviously ain’t hitting it no more because she want old ass Magneto)
Like give me five minutes with him and I’d have him making beignets with powdered sugar and honey for me in the morning, and only me and me only gets them because they don’t appreciate this man or his cooking but I’d lay him down, crack them legs open, lick his insides because I know he tastes as sweet as his beignets and I ain’t stopping until he forgets Rogue’s name, I ain’t stopping till he forgets to talk normal and can only moan out in broken Louisiana French, I ain’t stopping till he accidentally infuses the bed with kinetic energy and blasts us both off the bed, the way I would be all in his guts and and dig him out
I’m eating him out until he forgets what heartbreak is
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bellamer · 6 days
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bro I’ll die for a chunky Jason lol
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bellamer · 6 days
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had to get this one out of my head
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bellamer · 6 days
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Ya’ll think Daveed Diggs has actually seen the Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson or nah ?
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bellamer · 7 days
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Bletch deserved death because look how pretty Heidi is right here and you’re gonna treat her like garbage ? I gotta rewatch this movie just for Heidi.
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bellamer · 7 days
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My question is which Feebles are in prison ? Heidi got out of prison, the rest of them are dead, and Robert, Lucille, the worm, the elephant, his son and the gay fox all moved on with their lives after what happened.
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bellamer · 7 days
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Meet The Feebles being canon in the muppets universe makes me think of the crack ship that could be Janice x Heidi (who’s changed her, appearance name and is living a new life) or Piggy x Heidi.
After so much abuse and suffering Heidi, Janice could bring peace into her life and help her just really get over what happened all of those years ago.
Piggy and Heidi I think would be cute but I don’t know how much it would work because Heidi would obviously want to stay out of the spotlight as much as she could but Piggy loves the spotlight
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bellamer · 7 days
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I don’t even like the Trolls movies but I got a little upset at The peacock app for misnaming Bruce as “Spruce” when he prefers to go by Bruce . And why doesn’t John Dory have a movie catalogue thing ?
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bellamer · 10 days
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The more I get to know the maximals makes me realize how ass Rise of The Beast was for wasting them. Like we barely saw them and they barely talked. That shit was asseroni and cheekballs. Like actually fuck that movie for wasting them. I wanted more Cheetor damn it.
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bellamer · 10 days
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I think it’s very telling that Vivziepop’s own stans get surprised when you tell them that she was not a teenager when when her problematic behavior (like the Sausage Party Nazi OC’s, defending Blaire White and drawing fanart of her in blackface and mocking Black Lives Matter) started. They seem to think she was 17-19 when that shit happened when she was 24. Her frontal lobe was almost fully formed. That just proves how immature her behavior is when even her own stans think that she’s younger than she actually is.Shes 31 years old and still throws temper tantrums like she’s 13.
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bellamer · 10 days
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“Think while you still have me, Move while you still see me, you’ll be lost and you’ll be sorry when I’m gone”
Is it possible to use this for my work resignation letter?
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