#incorrect sherlock quotes

[strangesthirdeye]

Sherlock:*opens the body bag*

John: *shocked because he saw Y/n in a body bag with airpods in her ears*

also John: uhm.. Sherlock, shouldn't the clothes or items related to the corpse be separated?

Sherlock: *groan in frust* Y/n! How many times have I told you not to sleep in a body bag!

Y/n: *gets up and yawns while stretching her hands and cracking her spine* nice bed ever

John:...

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[iamreallysherlocked]

John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

John: ...

John: Fuck you.

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[whispersfrom221b]

Sherlock: Are you sure you want to wear … this?

John: What's wrong with it? Those are my normal clothes.

Sherlock: Exactly.

John: We're just going to have dinner somewhere.

Sherlock: If that's how you talk to all of your dates, it's no wonder that you're still single.

John: Date?

Sherlock: Yes, John, date.

John: We're going on a … date. You and I. Did I miss something? When did we decide to go on a date?

Sherlock: You asked me not four hours ago if we want to have dinner at Angelo's today. I agreed and you said, and I quote, "Great. It's a date."

John: That's a phrase.

Sherlock: I should have known that after your hundreds of attempts to find a wife, agreeing on a date turned into a phrase to you. Stupid, Sherlock.

John: No, I mean it. It's actually a phrase. But we could, if you like. You know, make it a real date.

Sherlock: Is that another phrase?

John: No, that's me asking you out.

Sherlock: For romantic purposes?

John: That's the general idea behind dating.

Sherlock: Fine.

John: Good. That's… good. Great, actually. Just give me a second and I will change in something different.

Sherlock: No need, the first impression is already ruined.

John: Dating you is going to be fun.

Sherlock: Of course. Everything with me is fun.

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[adumpofdumbstuff]

Because y’all liked my first one so much…

Greg: Is that a hickey?

Sherlock: What? No! It’s a mosquito bite!

John: Morning, Greg!

Greg: Morning, mosquito.

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[chuuliam]

Sherlock after the newspapers exposed Liam as the Lord of Crime:

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[sherlock-holmes-through-the-ages]

Sherlock Holmes: *About to do something incredibly stupid* John Watson: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

John: We don't want any trouble

Sherlock, under his breath: I do

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[anironnn]

Sherlock: How would you describe me, John? Resourceful? Dynamic? Enigmatic?

John: ...late?

Sherlock: A Holmes is never late, John Watson. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

John:

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[helloliriels]

Sherlock in "I just need somebody to die for"

John in "I need a hero" novelty t-shirts

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John's "His damsel in distress"

Sherlock's "His dragon slayer"

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John's "I don't understand" front of the t-shirt

And John's "I still don't understand" back of the t-shirt"

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Sherlock's "Best Man" novelty shirt

Sharpie on back scribbled ... "Best man to the kindest and wisest human being I have ever been privileged to know"

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Mary's "Not The Best Man" matching t-shirt. John's eyeroll looking at the back, also listed:

"Not the Maid of Honor, Not the Bridesmaid, Not the Groom, Not the groomsman, Too old to be the ring bearer or flower girl."

John answering out loud ... "You know Sherlock, you could've just called her the bride ...?"

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Sherlock's "William Sherlock Scott Holmes" front

Sherlock's "Sherlock is actually a girl's name" back

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John's "John Hamish Watson" front of shirt

John's "in case you're picking out baby names" back

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... just ideas 😄 ☕️✌️

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[topsyturvy-turtely]

sherlock: I KNOW!!!

john: you know what?

sherlock: i know what the H stands for!

john: *pinching the bridge of his nose* sherlock can you just dro-

sherlock: john hedgehog watson

john: ...

sherlock: ... :)

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[strangesthirdeye]

Sherlock: *makes a deduction about the characteristics of the killer*

Y/n: *looks at Sherlock with a look of love*

Sherlock: *stops when he notices Y/n is silent* What are you doing?

Y/n: *with an expression of falling in love and a sweet smile* You're smart.. I love you.

Sherlock: *stopped responding and looked at Y/n with a blank expression*

John: *sighing* I think you broke him.

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[iamreallysherlocked]

Sherlock: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

John: That's great, Sherlock. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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[whispersfrom221b]

John: Thanks for ruining another relationship.

Sherlock: Did she end it?

John: Yeah, thanks to you.

Sherlock: Great.

John: Great? Do you have any idea how hard it is to date someone when your flatmate is constantly crashing your dates?

Sherlock: And do you have any idea how hard it is to date when the person you're trying to date is already in the next relationship barely a second after the previous one ended?

John: What do you mean?

Sherlock: You understood me perfectly well.

John: Wait. Where are you going?

Sherlock: Bart's, Molly has some interesting kidneys for me. Dinner at seven at Angelo's? Try to be single when you arrive.

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[adumpofdumbstuff]

the baker street boys play scrabble

John: I will put my A down to make “A”

Mycroft: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”

Greg: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”

Sherlock: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”

John: [flips the board]

Scrabble was henceforth banned from 221B Baker Street.

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[chuuliam]

both?

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[sherlock-holmes-through-the-ages]

Mycroft: So you’re dating John/Dr. Watson? Sherlock: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has terrible fashion sense. Mycroft: That’s literally a wedding ring.

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