TWST incorrect quotes
Malleus: I’m confused
Yuu: About what?
Malleus: I thought you invited me over for tea, so why are we cuddling instead?
Yuu: Some people use it as an excuse to spend time with their friends or their partners
Malleus: You should invite me more often then
One of my friends do this. She’d invite us for tea, and ends up cuddling with us while watching a movie!
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*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*
Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.
Vil/Epel: Sure.
Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?
Yuu: What's uuuuu--...
Yuu: Why are you on one knee.
Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---
Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.
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Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #27
Silver:Y’know there’s a rumour going around that you’re in love with the prefect.
Mallues: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it???
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imagine if this happened during book 4
mc: *calling crowley for help* come on pick up....
crowley: headmaster dire crowley speaking!
mc: finally-
crowley: just kidding, you reached my voicemail. please redirect any concerns to my email or inbox! *ends the call*
mc:...
grim:...
------ three hours later -------
crowley relaxing on the side of the beach under his parasol: oh a message from mc! let's see...
crowley: dear headmaster crowley, i hope this message finds you before we do-
crowley: wait before they what?
mc and grim looming behind him holding their frying pans in the air:
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—Random School Game Show—
Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.
Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-
MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-
Host: CORRECT!
Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?
MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.
Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!
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Ruggie: Ass or tits?
Leona: Thighs. You can sleep on them. You can squeeze them. You can lay your head on them in public and it won't be too weird. You can also have your hair played with and get pats while you sleep on them. Big boobs will get into your face and may not be very comfortable for sleeping. Laying on them might even be painful and awkward for both people involved. Small boobs may be rough to sleep on. Ass, again, feels very awkward to sleep on, like what if they need to fart? And what if they need to move to get into a better position, but that would mean your head would fall and disturb your sleep. Thighs, in all sizes, are more comfortable for everyone involved.
Ruggie: ...did not ask for an essay but okay.
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Deuce: I’m sorry Yuu/Reader, but Ace does have better taste than you.
Yuu/Reader: What do you mean by that?
Deuce: Well, you see, he’s dating you, whilst you, on the other hand, are dating him.
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Joke
~*Crowley sends the Tsums back home*~
Crowley: Aren’t I generous? I have sent the Tsums back home like promised. Hm? Whats wrong?
Twst Boys: *backing away*
YN/MC/Yuu: *appears with a dark aura around them* Am I a joke to you, Headmaster?
Crowley: *Sweats*
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TWST incorrect quotes
Yuu: Guys, don’t forget our movie date tonight
Ace and Deuce, showing their test results:
Deuce: Not gonna happen after our housewarden sees this
Yuu, half yelling: You and Ace got a C on the History test?
Ace: Louder, prefect. I don’t think Riddle-senpai heard you over the coffee machine
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MC: *Muttering* Damn this little bird bitch...
Vil: *Appears* Are you talking about Neige?
MC, staring at the duolingo reminder that's still plaguing them from their home world*
MC:
MC: Yes.
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Malleus: Thank you for inviting me to your room, Yuu.
Yuu: No problem, Tsunotarou! I can't have you standing outside Ramshackle Dorm forever.
Malleus: That's very kind of you.
Later that night,
Malleus: *teleports into Yuu's room while they're sleeping soundly*
Malleus: Magic is the power of imagination... I can't imagine being in your room if I've never been here...
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Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #19
Reporter: What type of girls do you like,Mr draconia
Malleus: My wife (Mc)
Reporter: What type of girls do you like,Mr kingsholar
Leona: Malleus’ wife
Malleus: WHAT!?
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i like to think the world of twst has weird names for diseases / illnesses
for example:
yuu : *gets a chill up their spine*
deuce : you okay yuu?
yuu : yeah i’m fine. just got a bad case of the goose bumps - what?
adeuce staring at them horrified : how… how are you still alive???
yuu : yesh man, don’t spook up on me like that! you gave me the heebie jeebies!
azul pauses mid rant, before looking horrified : i i don’t- i don’t have
azul : *runs away*
hours late
azul : how DARE you joke about such a lethal disease that took the life of millions 200 years ago! that was a dark time in twisted wonderland where-
yuu :
ruggie : yeah leona had to go home because he got a case of brain freeze
yuu : aww could the wittle wion not handle a cold beverage 🥺
jack :… yuu, brain freeze means your entire brain function has stopped working- it has a 80% morality rate
yuu :
jack :
ruggie :
yuu :… awww could the-
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