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[Before departing for a mission]
Mace Windu: One moment, Obi-Wan. Ahsoka will accompany you on your mission.
Obi-Wan: Of course! The more the merrier!
Windu: And so will Anakin.
Obi-Wan: ...Up to a point.
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tattycoram · 1 day
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Fives: Did it hurt when you fell
Fives: from that wall
Fives: and then the wall exploded
Fives: and you didn't stop screaming
Rex:
Fives: cause that was funny as shit
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padawansuggest · 3 hours
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Cody: *pinching the bridge of his nose* General, I /know/ you know how to use a blaster-
Obi-Wan: *guiltily* yes.
Cody: I have even seen you use them in practice with the men-
Obi-Wan: correct.
Cody: And yet. You threw it.
Obi-Wan: …yes.
Cody: …why did you throw it?
Obi-Wan: Well. You see-
Cody: oh god-
Obi-Wan: Palpatine was a Sith. He expected a lot of things from that fight. Maybe he expected to turn my sweet baby Anakin-
Cody: Ew-
Obi-Wan: -on us and use him, maybe he expected me to come at him with a saber, maybe he expected me to shoot him.
Cody: So you didn’t think he’d expect you to throw a blaster. You couldn’t have even chosen a granade?
Obi-Wan: Listen. He could have thrown one back at us. The force said throw the blaster and grab my sweet baby Padawan out of dodge and let Fox knife him. It worked!
Cody: Force give me patience so I don’t strangle my ven’riduur-
Obi-Wan: *perks up* So we’re still engaged?
Cody: You aren’t getting rid of me that fast, dikut.
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After lots of soul-searching I have decided I would like to have more money.
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starwarstweets · 3 days
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spider-starry · 2 days
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General Poe Dameron *pointing to Y/n’s pregnant belly*: Look what I did!
Everyone else in the resistance meeting: 😂😑😬🤦‍♂️
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Not on Ahsokas watch!
Ahsoka: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Barriss. Barriss: I hate myself. Ahsoka: Alright, square up.
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bisexualvader · 7 days
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mmelolabelle · 7 months
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obligatorytropeinsert · 8 months
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Luke Skywalker: What was it the Jedi said that got everybody so upset?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Be kind to each other
Han Solo: Oh yeah that'll do it
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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tattycoram · 10 days
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Rex: Today I realised I'm old Cody: What happened? Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok Cody: Rex: I saw fear in his eyes
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gamelpar · 18 days
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Crosshair: I hate you.
Omega: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is simply untrue.
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Corran Horn: I'm a flirting machine with no off button Ysanne Isard: Hubris will be your downfall Corran Horn: Kind of sexy of you to say that
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techfan450 · 3 months
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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