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#incorrect marauders and co quotes
Barty: due tazze di caffè, per favore
Evan:
Barty: What?
Evan: Since when do you speak Italian?
Barty: My mom is Italian
Evan: Since when?
Barty:
Barty: Since her birth
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James, bleeding out: I’m fine :)
Regulus, with a tiny cold: IM DYING. JAMESIE I CAN SEE THE LIGHT.
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jinxwhore28 · 11 months
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regulus: what’s my name harry
baby harry: dada
regulus: what about papa?
baby harry: JAAAAAMES
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Remus: I fell-
Sirius: From heaven?
Remus: No, i literally fell-
Sirius: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Remus: I BROKE MY ARM!
Sirius: Okay, but do you think im pretty? Be honest.
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myheadisemptyffonly · 2 years
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James: I wish you were cool with me like Sirius is.
Barty: That's where you're right. You and I are not cool. Now back away from Regulus.
Regulus: Barty, it's okay. He's going to prove his feelings for me with the true love necklace.
Barty: The fuck are you talking about? Come on Reg, you're coming with me.
James: No, he's not going anywhere.
Barty: I am not leaving without my brother.
Regulus: Now both of you let go of my arm or I will crush yours.
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callmejud3 · 1 year
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Francophones marauders ! (1st year in 2009)
Sirius : eh ! Remy what’s you favourite movie ?
Remus : uhh…. Histoire de Jouets j’pense ?
Peter James and Sirius : ugh ?!
Remus : *surprised*you don’t know it ?!
The french boys : *skeptical* no !
Remus : le film with Woody and Buzz et les autre toys !?
James : Toy Story ?!
Remus : oui, whatever you guys call it
Peter : *barely contening his laugh* so you guys translate literally the titles ??
Remus : *smiling* yes ! Don’t laugh, it’s not funny !
James : *fully laughing* yes it is !!
Remus : no !
Sirius : *laughing too* it’s hilarious ! What’s next ? Don’t tell me Cars is « Voitures »
Remus : actually….
Sirius : NO ?!
Remus : it’s Les Bagnoles
The Frenchies : BAHAHAHA !!!
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ravenclaw-reblogs · 3 years
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[Lily and Remus watching their boys at Quidditch practice]
Lily: he can do anything he wants, including me
Remus: he has a free pass, straight to my ass
Lily: he has a license to rail me
Remus: he has a one-way ticket, straight to my dick-et
Lily: he has an invitation for penetration
Peter: okay I'm gonna go...
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Lily: coca cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body
Sirius: pff getting rid of dust idiot
Remus: That's not how it works!
Sirius: hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body is rust free...not sure where you're getting your facts from
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wizard-of-ozzy · 4 years
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marauders as weird ass things my friends have said, pt 56 spanish teacher edition
james: i am waiting for you to leave, please...
peter: and be back in five minutes...
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brokentoasterrr · 5 years
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hermoine: don’t do the thing harry
harry: i will do the thing
harry: *almost dies*
hermoine: you fool. you fucking walnut. you absolute bufoon. didn’t i tell you not to do the thing? and what did you do?
harry: i did the thing
hermione: YOU DID THE FUCKING THING
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Conversation
James: Plan F. We follow Plan F, right now.
Peter: Is that the one where we run away?
Sirius: Not at all. It’s the one where we beat a dignified emergency retreat.
Remus: You’re thinking of Plan G, Pete. They’re similar.
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Pandora: Glad to see so many embracing therapy. Pandora: A few of you need an exorcism as well but... Pandora: Baby steps Regulus: James: Sirius: Remus: Peter: Lily: Mary: Marlene: Dorcas: Barty: Evan: Pandora: 🫶
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jegulus-trash · 2 years
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nope no incorrect quotes here.
marauders and co as tweets i found (on pinterest)
james:
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regulus:
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remus:
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sirius:
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peter:
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marlene:
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dorcas:
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lily:
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So uh, I've seen people making pinned posts for their blogs so here's one for mine:
Call me salem or jordie
unless I specify, she/they please
previous urls: immortal-iddiot, thorns-for-the-sake-of-flowers
(more info under the cut (and side blogs list), please read if your new <3)
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general bio~
please don't include me in political rants (unless i interact first), political talk in general tend to make me uncomfortable.
if you know me irl, what happens in tumblr stays on tumblr
DNI any creeps/nsfw shit (i will report and block you), homophobes/transphobes/racists (and all that jazz), if you know me irl and don't respect my boundaries, and just generally anyone who will be mean.
i am I minor, so if that breaks your dni, then act accordingly.
just putting it out there that if you think JKR is a awesome and good author (or person, for that matter) you can kindly fuck off
i may refer to people with terms such as honey, darling, babe, love, my dear, etc. take this how you will.
i am open for tagging games as well, so have fun with that.
my ask box is currently open, so have at thee, just dont be a dick.
Fandoms I post about are dead poets society, grishaverse, lockwood & co. (book and show), percy jackson, a little bit of marauders era, and the outsiders. that's about it for now, but I come back every now and again to update this.
I did the personality test and got INFP :) do with that information what you will
i am a level two in junior roller derby. (if you see me making jokes about being dead, its because my name is ghost)
my ao3 is salemisntdead, I'm trying lmao
my writing tag is #salem writes
certified papas cheeseria rank 3: buffalo buddy
oh also, if I suddenly block you and we talk outside of tumblr, dont come at be about, I have my reasons and its (usually) nothing personal.
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sideblogs~
active:
@you-know-id-die-for-you (lockwood and co sideblog)
@hopepunkhealer (punk stuff dumpzone)
@nico-andtheangels (one of those nerdy ass character rp blogs lol)
not really active:
@carpe-godsdamned-diem (dead poets society incorrect quotes)
@solemn-oath-of-mischief (marauders headcanons & stuff)
@implicitdemandforsleep (nerdy creative stuff)
@writingpromptroulette (writing prompts)
@thg-dystopia-project (a project I started and forgot about)
last updated: 23/04/24 (23 april 2024)
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~ Marauders and co. as Nick Miller quotes ~
James: I know this isn't going to end well, but the whole middle part's gonna be awesome!
Sirius: I can't say the alphabet unless I'm singing the song. And I never learned how to love.
Remus: No. I don't dance. I'm from the town in Footloose.
Peter: I like getting older. I feel like I'm finally aging into my personality.
Lily: I've never been an inspiration before. I don't like it. It's too much responsibility.
Mary: This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.
Marlene: I believe horses are from outer space. *everyone agrees*
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~M a s t e r L I s t~
Marvel
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Karli Morgenthau~
My Girl
Not Mine, Ours
Birthday Celebrations
Breakfast Time
Knocking Me Out
Photobooth
Doing Karli's Hair
Peter Maximoff~
Conversations While/Before Dating Pt. 1 Pt.2
Arcane
Jinx~
Incorrect Quotes
Riverdale
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Betty Cooper
M orning Cuddles
Harry Potter & Co.
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The Marauders~
Spending the summer with the boys
Sirius Black~
Godmother Pt. 1
Fred Weasley~
Being Best Friends with the Weasley Twins Pt.1 Pt.2
George Weasley~
Being Best Friends with the Weasley Twins Pt.1 Pt.2
Cedric Diggory~
Being Robert's makeup artist on the set of Goblet of Fire
Stranger Things
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Robin Buckley~
Date Night
Outerbanks
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The Pogues~
Snap memories you would have if you hung out with the Pogues
Sarah Cameron~
Getting this Snap from your Girlfriend
John B~
The Crab Net
JJ Maybank~
Grabbing a drink at the Boneyard Party
Getting a snap from your friend Kieara about JJ
The Breakfast Club
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John Bender ~
Conversations While/Before Dating John Bender
My Hero Academia
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Incorrect Quotes with 1A
Toshinori Yagi~
Platonic Songfic- Iris: the Goo Goo Dolls
Shota Aizawa
Being Mr. Aizawa's not so secret favourite student
The Mighty Ducks
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Dean Portman~
New Skates
Cobra Kai
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Cast~
Working on set with the boys (Xolo, Jacob) Pt.1 Pt. 2 (Tanner, Gianni)- (Pictures)
Eli/Hawk~
Being invited on set by Jacob Bertrand (Pictures)
Snap from Eli
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
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Rodrick Heffley~
Having dinner with Rodrick (Snap)
Celebrity's
Harry Styles~
Harry asking you to join him on tour (Pictures)
Harry making you dinner (Snap)
Tom Holland~
Tom on set (Gif)
Accidentally texting him while he's in an interview (Gif)
Morning Snaps
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