The marauders as lyrics from Beer Fear:
Lily: “Las night I told you I loved you, woke up blamed it on the vodka”
Evan: “Last night I told you I need you, that’s the last time I drink tequila”
Marls: “Last night I asked you to marry me, that’s when I remembered the brandy”
Sirius: “Woke up and claimed I didn’t say it, screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas”
Barty: “Last night police had to frisk me, in a cell thanks to bells fine whiskey”
Mary: “I think I said to much like do you like my bracelets, oh wait, they’re handcuffs”
Remus: “I drink so much that I forget, whatever embarrassing thing I say next”
James: “Sailor Jerry’s rum I think I drank too much, showing randomers way to much love”
Cas: “Last night I called you a looser, I think that was after flaming sambuca”
Peter: “I shouted at you do me a favor, that’s when I fell of the pavement”
Regulus: “Cause I’d love to learn when to shut my mouth, wake up in the morning in a tie from my own house”
Panda: “Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend, but I’m only young so I’m not gonna pretend”
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my opinions on marauders era ships
wolfstar - literal perfection. would’ve been canon if JKR wasn’t a homophobe. ♾️/10
jily - he fell first and she fell harder. i love this sm. also it’s basically the only canon one here so. 10/10
dorlene - literally my second favorite ship i love them sm! 100/10
jegulus - i really like this one! but i’m also a sucker for the best friends brother trope so i might be biased. oh well. 10/10
marylily - they’re so cute together i’m sobbing! 12/10
jegulily - i don’t personally ship it but all the fanart and skits i’ve seen are so cute! 7/10
rosekiller - i love them sm it’s actually an addiction. 10/10
bartylus - i like this one! but i also really like unrequited bartylus! 8/10
pandalily - screaming bc i’m obsessed with them! they’re so underrated! 100/10
moonwater - no. 0/10 (but i adore platonic moonwater)
quilkiller - i love my toxic gfs! 9/10
nobleflower - they’re so tragic and angsty but also super fluffy at the same time? 10/10
marylene - i actually like them! i obviously prefer dorlene and marylily but they’re cute too! 7/10
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Hogwarts circa 1975 had one hell of a love dodecahedron going on, let’s see…
Evan is in love with Barty, who was in love with Regulus, who is pining in secret for James, whose pining very loudly for Lily (Pandora and, sigh, Snape are also doing it, just a lot quieter), who in turn is crushing hard on Mary, who is both crushing on Marlene (who is in a heated enemies to lovers arc with Dorcas), and also casually dating Sirius, who is having a sexuality crisis and is having a very complicated will-they-or-won’t-they going on with Remus, who had a summer fling with Grant but is right now just very in love with Sirius and but will not admit it.
The students might not be having a good time, but the teachers were having a GREAT time with the amount of beats they were taking on who would end up with who (McGonagall is all beats off on Jily and WolfStar, Dumbledore officially doesn’t join but he has a soft spot for Jegulus because y’know, Grindledore, and somehow Flitwick ends up winning the most amount of galleons and no one is quite sure how he did it)
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Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 19
chapter 33:
1. awwww being close to sirius again is the best part of reg’s life now
2. “James nearly breaks his fucking neck to do a double-take as soon as Regulus is led out again. If he was a dog, his ears would be standing straight up in intense interest. Sirius whacks him on the back of his head in what seems to be a reflex, most likely because James is doing absolutely nothing to hide the fact that he's currently undressing Regulus with his eyes.”
😭😭😭 james, keep it in your pants
3. i love that when people are jokingly mean to james, the first thing he does is call for his mum. he’s such a momma’s boy
4. james and reg being dressed up pretty <3333
5. effie and monty 💕💕🥰🥰
6. i love everyone teasing james and regulus for their crushes. they’re so funny 😭😭
7. oh. james leaving a flower at the door everyday is reg’s reason for getting up in the morning
8. their disabilities are not being ignored!!!!
9. i- they’re gonna have to visit the districts of all their friends from the arena, knowing that they walked those same streets and breathed that same air, and have to be fine
10. 😧 district twelve was where remus lived. i- sirius is not gonna do well
11. plsss lyall is so scared of why sirius would be knocking at his door
12. stop, this conversation with lyall is making me cry
13. lyall is gonna write remus a letter. i’m SOBBING
14. sirius missing remus is making me miss him too
15. “"You just found out my son is a murderer," Lyall informs him, raising his eyebrows slowly.
Sirius blinks. "Mr. Lupin, I'm also a murderer. I've killed twelve people."”
😳 they’re both on thin ice but that exchange is also unnecessarily funny
16. 😭😭😭😭 sirius, buddy, you just told lyall that you and remus had sex. my boy, pls think before speaking next time
17. 😭😭😭 he just rambled more and admitted to being in love. sir 😭😭
chapter 34:
1. DORCAS SEES MARLENE FROM THE TRAIN
2. DORLENE HUGGG!! FUCK YEAH
3. i’m so mad at the riches that victors and the hollow receive, while there are literally people in starvation
4. god, they’re so gay. dorcas just gave marlene her ring
5. i can’t fucking deal with this. james sees vanity and hodges’ families
6. i knew i couldn’t deal with it, cause james’ speech to the families is making me cry
7. 😬 shit they just did the hallow is hollow chant. shit shit shit
8. james, stop being so harsh on yourself. you deserve the same grace that you gave sirius
9. 😧 evans only friend was regulus. i- i am not okay at all
10. sobbing, shit shit shit. they’re looking at evan’s tree
11. “They talk a lot, him and Evan. Or Evan's ghost. Regulus tells him secrets that he's never told another soul. Evan is his best friend, so why shouldn't he?”
deep breath. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12. 😭😭😭 regulus deciding that he must climb the tree even tho he doesn’t really want to
13. !!!! progress!! reg wants to sleep in james’ room!
14. “He won't see Evan in his dreams again for a long, long time.” 😐 i want to stare into author’s soul cause i hate them for this line
(also, if anyone knows author’s pronouns and could let me know, that would be great. idk if it’s something they shared or not, but if it is, i’d like to know)
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