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[xeme-starx]

James about regulus ft things I've said about my own pretty boy

A:

James ranting to anyone who will listen: he is the prettiest boy I have ever seen in my life

B:

James to Remus: he sent me a video and his hair is so poofy in it, I'm blushing

Remus: HAAAA. *starts ranting about sirius*

C:

James: I'd drink regulus up, he'd be refreshing as a beverage

D:

James: God regulus is so pretty. going to hang myself at this point

E:

James: I wish I was a teddy, so that regulus would hug me to sleep every night

*sigh*

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[whydousernamesevenexist]

Sirius: Remus-

Remus: Not now, Sirius, I'm trying to sleep.

Sirius: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Remus:

Remus: wtf-

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[the-great-1989-cheese-disaster]

James: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Peter: *looks over at Sirius and Remus*

Peter: Is it “sexual tension”?

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[rosemarilee]

Marauders raising Harry:

Lily: I have put a charm on my house and James and regulus’ house so that you won’t be able to swear in front of Harry anymore

Sirius: this is tyranny

Remus: we have rights

James: all we are asking is that you don’t swear in front of our 4 year old

Sirius: I would never-

Regulus: that’s a bold-faced lie

Sirius: how do we know this charm is real

James: try it

Sirius: Fork- god ham it

Remus: here let me try

Remus: #%#*%#*%#

Sirius: HA

Lily: *groans*

Regulus: HOW DO YOU KNOW MORE SWEARS THAN MAGIC ITSELF

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[teaformoony]

sirius: hey remus, are you awake?

remus: what

sirius: are you awake?

remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?

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[toujoursincorrect]

Remus: *sees Sirius wearing fancy clothes*

Remus, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?

Sirius: …

Sirius: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?

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[chasingthestarss]

Sirius: you know James gives Regulus flowers all the time, I think you should do that too.

Remus: …okay…

*the next day*

Remus: *gives Regulus flowers

Regulus: ???

Remus: I don’t know, I’m confused as well

Sirius: I MEANT GIVE ME FLOWERS! NOT MY BROTHER!!!

Remus: WELL THEN SAY THAT!

Regulus: They’re lovely thank you

James: Don’t steal my man Remus!

Remus: I GIVE UP!

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[marlenemckinnonslover]

Remus: You look good in that hoodie. Sirius: You know where else I'd look good? Remus, zero hesitation: My bed. Sirius, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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[my-beloved-fandoms]

Remus: Fuck the rich

Sirius, breathless: please do

James: What?

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

Lily, not looking away from her book: I think he said "please do"

Remus: Wait-

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[not-rab]

sirius: i’m rich, young and hot, what more could i want?

remus: mental stability.

sirius *breaking down*: good point-

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[faerycross]

remus: "i'm giving a chance to short men hoping to find my tom holland", i said. and here i am, married to my lord farquaad.

sirius: i want a divorce.

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[moonyspride]

sirius: bad news - reggie locked himself outside of his and james’ house.

sirius: good news - we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.

sirius: bad news - james finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too embarrassed to admit that the reason i learned it was because, at thirteen, i figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

sirius: good news- a cute guy saw me do it.

sirius: bad news - it was remus, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because i saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows i can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think i’m cool no matter what i do. it's too late. he knows.

marlene: you’re a fool.

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[moonyscane]

james: so,, moons did you get anything for valentines?

remus: yeah actually

james: what? who from?!

remus: a bunch of shit from some ‘S’ girl

james: wow i got a sweet letter from an ‘R’. wasn’t you was it moony?

(cuts to regulus and sirius struggling to understand muggle wrapping paper so their presents will look nice for their valentines but ending up tangled in tape and shreds of pink paper)

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[incorrectly-mischievous]

Sirius: *laying face down on the floor*

James: so Remus said he liked you?

Sirius: yeah

James: ...and you asked him to marry you?

Sirius: yes.

James: oh shit. Did he freak out?

Sirius: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more

*meanwhile*

Remus, walking into the library: lily holy shit I’m getting married

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[myopicmeerkat]

James: I need advice. Remus: With what? James: With love. How did you know you were in love with Sirius? Remus: ... Remus: I'm in love with Sirius?

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[toujoursincorrect]

Remus: You know what‘s funny?

Sirius: That I‘m in love with you and you still haven‘t noticed?

Remus: No, I—

Remus: WAIT, WHAT?!

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