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#incorrect marauders era
propussyslayer · 2 days
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wolfstar, in their breakup era post The Prank:
remus: tell sirius to shut the window
james: he is right in front of you, man
remus: i don't see no bitch in front of me
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siriuslygay1981 · 6 months
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Sirius- Am I being annoying?
Remus- Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?
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thelegitcasper · 1 month
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regulus to james
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t-thathandsomedevil · 1 month
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Regulus: if you do that again, I'll throw you out the fucking window you-
Regulus:
Regulus: what the fuck are you doing?
James: checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.
Regulus:
Regulus: you little bitch
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mydarlingdearestdead · 10 months
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@olivers-cocoapuffs 103 per request
James: Mum, I'm dating Regulus now and-
Effie: You couldn't have found anyone better?
James: But Mum! I love him!
Effie: I was talking to Regulus.
James:
Regulus: The store was sold out of everything else
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my-beloved-fandoms · 8 months
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Remus: Fuck the rich
Sirius, breathless: please do
James: What?
Remus: What?
Sirius: What?
Lily, not looking away from her book: I think he said "please do"
Remus: Wait-
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rhetorical-conscience · 4 months
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Regulus: I don't deserve your love.
James: No, Reg, don't say that! You deserve all the love in the world!
Regulus: You know that's not true, Pott-
James: You can only accept mine, though.
Regulus:
James: I get jealous easily.
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milesmoralesluvs · 5 months
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james: i didn't do it!
y/n: really? you expect me to believe that?
remus: maybe you should take his word for it
y/n: ...
james: ...
remus: ...
remus: i'm sorry, i don't know what came over me.
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poetic-gays · 9 months
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Wolfstar raising Harry
Sirius: Fuck
Remus: You can’t say fuck in front of the baby you fucking dumbass
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not-rab · 6 months
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Regulus: My friend would never! How dare you Professor!
Pandora: Actually Reg, I did set fire to the potions classroom
Regulus: …
Regulus [throwing his hands in the air]: Well what did you want her to do, not set fire to it when it's so very flammable?!
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jiangyanlissidepiece · 9 months
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Little Harry: what were you and Papa like when you first met?
James, smiling: we instantly hit it off!
Regulus: uh, no. I threatened to rip out your eyes and feed them to you.
James: ah, but that was when I knew you were the one.
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siriuslygay1981 · 2 months
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Sirius-This is my best friend
Regulus-Oh haha you should hide him from me if u don't want me to flirt with him
Sirius -He's older than you?
Regulus-He don't gotta know that
Sirius-He's literally right here listening
*James making heart eyes at reg*
Regulus- We don't gotta tell anyone bbg
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evanrosieroff · 14 days
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Sirius “i need attention, moony!” Black
Remus “i’m trying to do my homework” Lupin
James “can i bother remus with you?” Potter
Peter “poor rem'… i should bother him too!” Pettigrew
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oxydiane · 2 years
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remus, commenting quidditch: if anyone’s keeping track of how many times potter has been distracted by the slytherin seeker and missed the quaffle so far in the match my count’s eleven
remus: in other news sirius black wants me to publicly state that if gryffindor chaser potter doesn’t take his eyes off his brother and start scoring he will piss in potter’s cornflakes for the rest of the year
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loonylupinblack3 · 1 year
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James going to the astronomy tower in the middle of the night to look at the regulus star and finding remus already there looking at the sirius star
Remus:
James:
Remus:
James:
Remus: wanna join?
James: yes please
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milesmoralesluvs · 5 months
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remus: that thing, above your chin and below your nose?
sirius: yeah?
remus: fucking shut it
sirius: ...
sirius: wow
y/n: let him live, he's on his period
james: ??
y/n: full moon's nearing
james: ohhhh
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