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yourgalgremlin · 2 months

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Trans Regulus who has always had a raspy voice, even as a child, that becomes more prominent when he starts T at Hogwarts.

His voice always takes people by surprise because he’s so painfully quiet. The reason why he barely speaks is a tightly held secret between the Black brothers until James earns his trust & he tells him how (even now) Walburga would try to punish his “boyish voice out of him.”

A few days later Regulus receives a frantic owl about his mother’s mysterious “sudden illness” that has taken her voice entirely; leaving her irreversibly mute.

His eyes snap to the Gryffindor table to find James Potter, looking down at his breakfast with an impossibly smug smile.

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my-castles-crumbling · 4 months

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James Potter, who gets so excited when Regulus Black laughs at one of his jokes that he accidentally spills water down himself.

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jiangyanlissidepiece · 9 months

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Little Harry: what were you and Papa like when you first met?

James, smiling: we instantly hit it off!

Regulus: uh, no. I threatened to rip out your eyes and feed them to you.

James: ah, but that was when I knew you were the one.

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jrhostile · 1 year

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James: I think you’re pretty

Regulus: you are hiding behind the door, you obviously find me terrifying

James: you are many things

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myheadisemptyffonly · 1 year

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Regulus: No, don't start with the family stuff. Like your family's so perfect. Your brother's a pervert!

James: Don't talk to me about the sexual habits of family members.

James: What about your brother?

Regulus: My brother's been through a lot.

James: ...

James: Of dick.

Sirius: ....

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marauderstars · 2 years

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James: WHOEVER MADE THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Regulus: It was me.

James: …be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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y0url0verb0y · 3 months

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James & Sirius

(ik this isn't how the meme goes but i think it's halirous)

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tokyodriftin · 2 years

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man i’m so happy that regulus is alive and being hugged by james potter right now

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adharastarlight · 5 months

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Reg, scowling at James over his textbook because he's been staring at him for almost an hour and it's honestly very distracting and he's struggling to not blush: what do you want Potter?

James: a chance

Reg raises an eyebrow but doesn't reply

James: a chance to get to know you properly

Reg: you won't like what you find

James: maybe, or maybe I'll love what i find. Give me a chance. Just one chance, Regulus, please?

Reg: ...just one.

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maiiefizz · 22 days

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Jegulus Prompt: Heart

09.04.24, @jegulus-microfic

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James drives after the ambulance at the speed of light.

After Regulus suddenly collapsed while cooking and James could do nothing more than wait for the ambulance, it now feels like an eternity until he arrives at the hospital.

There he has to wait what feels like years until a doctor speaks to him.

"So you're Mr Black's flatmate?"

"Yes... So no, so yes, but I'm his friend. So his... we're engaged."

"I see, okay. So Mr Black is stable at the moment, but we're still keeping him here to find out what happened."

James jumps up from his chair and replies, almost shouting:

"So he's conscious again? Is he asleep? Can I see him? Oh God, I have to call Sirius!"

The doctor smiles slightly: "He's in room 59"

James runs off in the direction of the room in question and rushes straight in.

There he sits.

Regulus with a glass of water in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other.

He immediately looks towards the door and smiles as soon as he recognises him. James immediately runs to him, puts both hands in Regulus' face and looks him up and down. Regulus immediately sees the tears in his eyes.

"Are you okay? You feel good? Hello Love!"

Regulus smiles: "I'm fine James"

"You just... Collapsed. In the middle of the kitchen. You didn't wake up. Oh, I thought you were having a heart attack or a stroke or a seizure! Did they say anything?"

Regulus puts the glass down and puts his hands on James, which are still on his face.

"Im fine, James. I told you my circulation isn't good sometimes. I'll just eat some chocolate now and then I'll be fine."

James exhales with relief.

"Are you sure? Just circulation problems? Because... I... I don't know what would have happened if you...if you hadn't woken up. My heart wouldn't have made it. I can't do any of this without you, love." He presses a kiss to Regulus' forehead.

"You don't have to, Jamie. I'm here. I'll always be here. As long as you let me."

The tears flow from James' eyes, he leans forward and buries his face in the crook of Regulus' neck. They stay like that for a while. Regulus runs his fingers through James' hair as he clings to him. Later the doctor arrives, says that it was really just the circulation and they go home, but James doesn't let go of Regulus for a second. He wants to savour every moment with him, to feel, see, sense and hear him for as long as he can. Once again, this fear has shown him that everything he needs is already in his arms, sleeping peacefully.

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veesstar0555 · 6 months

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more morally gray james

james: *captured by death eaters*

james: where is he.

regulus: *coming into this line of sight* hello jamie, needy much?

james: for you, stop ignoring me.

regulus: normally people dont allow themselves to be captured just to speak to someone.

james: normally people dont enamour me quite like you do, reggie.

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yourgalgremlin · 4 months

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James: “Are we soulmates in every timeline?”

Regulus:

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my-castles-crumbling · 5 months

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James rambling about who he's falling for, and everyone thinks it's Lily until he slips up and says "he" and Regulus, who had been desperately ignoring it looks up at him. Just in time to see James go crimson and run away

"-just so fucking perfect, you know?"

James Potter's voice carried through the stacks of the library as Regulus paused, listening intently from his now-hiding space, staring at the words on his open book but not taking in a single syllable.

"I just...I feel like I'm invisible. Like no matter what I do, I'll never be worthy. Like, why is it the one person I fancy just thinks nothing of me, Moony? Like...just looks right through me?"

Regulus snorted a bit, unable to hear Remus Lupin's much quieter response. Of course Potter was still waxing poetic about Evans. of course he couldn't let her go. Of course.

"I know, but I just- there's nobody more amazing! So...smart, and...and gorgeous!"

More murmuring, then some shuffling as Potter and Lupin sat at a table nearby, now within Regulus's line of sight. He stared more intensely at his book, still listening closely.

"No, I...Moony, it's not just a crush. I can't even describe how I feel. Like, whenever we look at each other...I'm just...I just feel better, you know? Like I'm like light or something. It's so stupid and cheesy, I know, but I just..."

Potter's voice trailed off and Regulus chanced a glance up to see the taller boy also looking at him. Feeling himself go red all over, he quickly looked back at his book, feigning indifference.

But then Potter continued, his voice airy and distracted, as if he was almost drunk.

"Merlin, he's just so beautiful."

And at that, Regulus' couldn't help but glance's eyes snapped back up to meet James's. Because the words seemed to come from James's mouth quite without his permission. And both of them seemed to realize at the same time that James had said 'he.'

And then, before Regulus could react, James turned bright red and stuttered something about Quidditch practice before running off, leaving Regulus to stare incredulously at Remus.

"....Well. He's clearly not talking about Lily," Remus grinned, smirking at Regulus and walking away.

Omg this was such a good idea thank you for letting me write it! Keep sending ideas guys! Love you all!

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t-thathandsomedevil · 22 days

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Regulus: forgive my bluntness, but I don't believe you know exactly who your dealing with

James: your a criminal.

Regulus: an intelligent one

James:

James: and a hot one

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jrhostile · 2 years

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James: *says something dumb*

Regulus: I swear to Merlin, you are so much like Sirius. Sometimes, I think im fucking my brother. Are you finally proud mother? Keeping up the family tradition.

James: I just wanted to know whether ice cream is a soup, not that you are the result of incest

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myheadisemptyffonly · 1 year

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Jegulus completely drunk at a party:

Regulus: What's your type?

James: I have a boyfriend.

Regulus: So what's your type then?

James: My boyfriend.

Regulus: And what does he looks like?

James: He looks like my boyfriend.

Regulus: So what would you rate me out of ten?

James: Um, i can't do that.

Regulus: Can't rate me at all?

James: Can't rate you at all.

Regulus: What would you rate your boyfriend out of ten?

James: He broke my scale, cause he's so beautiful.

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