James: We have a problem.
Remus: No you have a problem. I have a bunch of idiots who keep creating them.
Sirius: If the problem is the water in the hallways that is actually a solution to the problem we had last week.
Remus: How is flooding the school a solution?!?!
Sirius: I don’t make the rules.
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regulus: honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into-
remus: you sleep with a teddybear.
regulus: he’s sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Humbly requesting James and Sirius doing some silly platonic soulmate shit like karaoke or something
Idk why but I imagine the "OH F- ITS IN KOREAN" "oh my god same" "외로운-" tiktok audio
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james being hospitalised: I've seen an angel
sirius: woah! how was he look?
james: *turns to regulus* curly and grumpy
regulus: *blushes*
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support - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 242
James entered the common room with a frown on his face, a loudly laughing Remus behind him. He dejectedly threw himself onto the couch and sighed, looking at Sirius. "I fucked up, Pads," he murmured.
Remus, meanwhile, was now laughing even more, holding his stomach dramatically.
"What? How?" Sirius asked, confused, looking up from his chess game with Peter.
"I- I tried to compliment Reg, right?" James said, eyes wide and cheeks pink.
Remus laughed harder, tears starting to stream down his face.
"Yes?" Sirius nodded, shooting a guffawing Remus a look. Remus, meanwhile, was holding onto the couch for support, in a complete laughing fit, now.
"But I- shut it, Moony- I said he was as beautiful as his star in the sky," James muttered, gesturing upward and then smacking his own face with his hand.
Peter looked confused. "So?" he asked, turning to Remus who was all-but rolling on the ground.
"He-" Remus said through chuckles, "Reg looked up and back down and goes, with the straightest face in the world" another bout of laughter, "its cloudy, Potter," more laughs, "and then just walked away." So much laughter.
Sirius stared at James for a long time before bursting into laughter as well, Peter and Remus laughing right alongside him, howls of entertainment at James's expense filling the entire room. "Yeah, that sounds like our Regulus."
Sighing again, James just closed his eyes and wished the couch would swallow him whole.
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Sirius, holding a door open: After you
James: No, after you.
Sirius: I insist, after you
Regulus, shoves them both: After me
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sirius: bad news - reggie locked himself outside of his and james’ house.
sirius: good news - we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.
sirius: bad news - james finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too embarrassed to admit that the reason i learned it was because, at thirteen, i figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.
sirius: good news- a cute guy saw me do it.
sirius: bad news - it was remus, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because i saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows i can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think i’m cool no matter what i do. it's too late. he knows.
marlene: you’re a fool.
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