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lavenderqwq · 44 seconds ago
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Do you ever just.. ✨step in a cactus?✨
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shelovesthepenis · 18 minutes ago
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Sooo...
I’m a the stage of the pandemic where, my 1st (& only bf) was suggested to me on IG, I haven’t spoke to him since we boke up over 10 years ago! Anyways, stalking his IG he’s very very gay and so am I so this explains the absolute awkwardness of everything of our weird arse relationship ...I really wish I had stayed in touch with him though, but it makes me unbelievably happy to see how happy seems to be!
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bjoonhodyke · 27 minutes ago
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my entire face is so sunburnt wtf it's APRIL
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slashersmasherlover · 30 minutes ago
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Stu DEFINITELY listens to and enjoys crunkcore
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okayscienceisrealhard · 34 minutes ago
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yeah this is short
one foot after the other, the darkened figure walked, walked towards man in the thrown. the man who had tormented so many souls, the man who had taken everything.
the figures fist tightened angrily around the knife that only shined for a second when the light hit it. 
murky eyes watching the man as he laughed, and pointed at the jester who danced before him. ‘Scum.’
this was the figures purpose in life, to make the people who force pain and suffering on others, feel it themselves. this figure was the reincarnation of karma.
the figures hood toppled off, revealing [Hair Length] [Hair Colour] hair that moved around like a forgotten melody. dancing for a crowd that wouldn’t even look in its direction.
you, are the reincarnation of karma.
you make sure people get whats coming to them.
after all, its not the power that corrupts people, its the people that corrupt power.
extending your arm backwards your [eye colour] eyes met his ice blue ones. you smiled, he panicked. but before anyone could do anything, the blade was stuck in his throat.
splashing blood everywhere as you backed up, hiding in the shadows as chaos broke out around you.
“don’t you dare forget the sun, love.” you mumbled, a sick and twisted smile on your face.
you dearly enjoyed this job.
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spoonscloud223 · 37 minutes ago
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Oh no, not me making an oc for a game I dont even play just to only ship said oc with a character I find really hot. Like I would never do that ^^;...........
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firstdegreeliberty · 41 minutes ago
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Those his and hers pregnancy shirts are ridiculous
They might as well read I'M THE HORSE THAT MADE THE FUCK GLUE
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ji-svngshine · 47 minutes ago
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what's up with the whole "itzy has really good title tracks but their bsides are weak" thing, like... I feel the opposite? to me their bsides are far better than their title tracks...
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kawaiibitchyfemale · 51 minutes ago
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*My bf scrolling through my tumblr*
*Scrolls past my horrible emotional posts / rants*
*Stops at random post*
'This one isn't pink'
Me: e...excuse me?
Him: all your other posts are pink or text. This one isn't pink'.
I was so afraid he would be bothered by me using tumblr as my ranting space but instead he cares about if it fits the aesthetic or not. 😂
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mangofetts · 58 minutes ago
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i'm feeling really caretaker-y/mommy-ish like rn i just want to take care of and pamper someone like 🥺 please i want a little one NOW
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thefinalzombie · 58 minutes ago
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Duck: Quack
Other duck: no no no its pronounced Qwack
Duck: oh really? sorry ive been saying your name wrong all this time
Other duck: dont worry it happens all the time
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issatheartist · 59 minutes ago
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Currently drawing anime men tiddies 😌✨
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eruanna1875 · an hour ago
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It is so much fun cleaning up when you're home alone. You can blast your music and sing it as loud as you want and dance around and be as ridiculous as you want, because nobody is gonna see it. It's a blast.
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neranova · an hour ago
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Guess who just discovered that they sat in the same spot as Sebastian Stan did in The Covenant (only 10 years after he did)?
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wysteriatheshipper · an hour ago
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so, that new episode, huh?
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a-mysteriouys-batsrard · an hour ago
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hello .
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Mildly annoying that spoken English doesn’t have blatantly non-gendered pronouns when one is explaining to ones parents the reason why you’ve suddenly decided to add red eyeshadow to your previously makeupless routine.
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