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totallyrwbyquotes · 19 hours
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Team STRQ is standing in the remains of a village
Raven: Think we beat our record?
One more building falls down
Qrow: Yeah, there it is! New high score!
Summer: Wait, you two thought collateral damage was, like, bonus points or something?
Qrow: Are you saying it's not?
Summer: Oh, gods, this explains so much...
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team-iceflower · 2 days
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Weiss: If you stay here, you're all going to end up drowning with me.
Ruby: We'll learn to swim.
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willsonlmt · 5 hours
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Pyrrha fumming and explaing why shes mad at some girl that ruined a moment she was having with jaune.
Pyrrha: Ren, how do i get revenge on this girl?
Ren: The best form of revenge is letting go of your anger and finding happiness elsewhere.
Pyrrha: ...
Pyrrha: Nora, what's the best way to get revenge on this girl?
Nora: Depends on whether you want them alive or not by the end.
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desicat-writer · 2 days
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Ruby: hey Neo do you know where Roman is?
Neo: What do you expect? That I have him microchipped or something?
Ruby: um don't you?
Neo: yeah hold on, let me pull up the app
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raikugaki · 21 days
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Incorrect rwby quote requested by @dark-chocolate-fudge-sweetracer
Sorry for the wait because school is kicking my ass rn but it's gonna be fine, I hope lol (my uploads gonna be a bit slow because of this)
Also I feel like this was not in the right time to post this because of the news that rooster teeth is shutting down but I still want to post something a bit funny/positive 🥹
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hadesisqueer · 11 months
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RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)
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iamafanofcartoons · 2 months
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The full compilation of GayMaraMada VoiceOver RWBY Tweets! Original twitter account was gone, so no source link. #GreenlightRWBYVolume10
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juanarc-thethird · 2 months
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Some Faunus have a good sense of smell.
Ilia and Eve are in the library trying to kill time before their next mission.
Ilia: So Eve, what are you reading?
Eve: *Ignores her while reading her book*
Ilia: O-OK then... I'll be on the other side if you need me.
Eve: *Keeps reading*
Ilia: *Sighs* Why did they pair me with her?
Eve: *Stands up* *Sniff* Sniff*
Ilia: Eve? Are you ok?
Eve: I-Is that Jaune I smell? *Sniff* *Sniff*
Ilia: We are in a highly secured White Fang secret base, I don't think he is here.
Eve: Mmm yes~ I smell it! JAUNE'S SMELL!! I smell Jaune! W-What is he doing here?!?!
Ilia: Again, I don't think is him.
Eve: Omygosh! What am I gonna do?!?! JAUNE IS HERE!!!! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!!
Ilia: Don't you listen to me?! He is not here!! CALM DOWN!!
Eve: Yes Eve, calm down... calm down and take a nice, deep breathe... *Sniff* *Sniff*
Ilia: Stop that!!
Eve: It smells so good!~💕 I love Jaune's smell so much!! It makes me fell so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from that delicious smell! It's driving me CRAZY!!!
Ilia: Fuck it, I'm not dealing with this
Eve: Oh Jaune~💕 *Big Sniff* Onee-chan is coming for you.
Ilia: Good luck.
At that moment Que runs out of the library. Seconds later a commotion is heard in the distance.
Eve: I found you!!💕
Jaune: *Panic* What the fuck?!!
Ilia: Wait, what?! He was really here?!!
Eve: Come to Onee-chan and let her cover you with kisses.
Jaune: Get away from me you crazy bitch!
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smh0217 · 7 days
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Jaune: I found out today that Emerald is getting released from prison early.
Yang: Oh, for good behavior?
Jaune: Nah, overcrowding.
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tupayapsina · 8 months
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Vacuo's citizen: Wow, Ruby Rose! It's such an honor to meet you!
Ruby: It is?
Vacuo's citizen: I'm a huge fan!
Ruby: You are?
Vacuo's citizen: I have a poster of you on my wall!
Ruby: You do?
Yang: They sell posters?
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jayz4dayz · 3 months
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Blake: Statistics show that one in four people are gay.
Ruby: That means one of us is gay.
Yang: I really hope it's Blake.
Weiss: We're ALL gay, you morons!
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totallyrwbyquotes · 2 days
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Yang: Ha! This is easy as shooting fish in a barrel.
Blake: That's just a waste of good fish.
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team-iceflower · 3 days
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Weiss: Since when do you wear suits? You just come from a funeral?
Ruby: Funeral for all my enemies!!
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 10 months
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Door swings open to Yang and Ruby smiling awkwardly in the threshold. Ruby is standing in front of Yang in a desperate attempt to hide the lump in Yang's patrol jacket with her cape.
Yang: We're home! We're just gonna quick run upstairs and-
Blake: Yang Xiao Long, what is in your jacket?
Yang: .......Nothing.
Weiss: Ruby Rose, what is in Yang's jacket?
Ruby: *breaks under scrutiny* We've been had! Abort the mission!
Yang: Ruby, how could you?!
Blake: *unzips Yang's jacket and freezes upon seeing a little baby wrapped in a dirty blanket* Yang...why is there a baby in your jacket?
Yang: Okay, so it's like this, right? Ruby and I are on patrol. We're chatting, keeping an eye out for Grimm, and all of a sudden, we hear something crying in one of the sand dunes nearby. We go check it out, and there's a covered wicker basket half buried in the sand. We dig it up, and this little nugget was inside-
Blake: *half listening as she watches the baby squirm its head free from the blanket, revealing sand blonde hair and tiger ears. Baby's eyes open and look up at Blake with amber-orange eyes*
Baby: *coos at Blake with a smile*
Blake: 💘❤️‍🔥
Yang: -and I couldn't just leave the poor thing! There was no one around, and Oz and Theodore said it would be okay if- ..... Uh....Blake, are you okay?
Blake: Ours.
Yang: Wait. What?
Blake: *takes gurgling baby from the jacket, snuggling it into her arms and giving Yang a kiss* Ours, but now mine.
Yang: *watches Blake take the baby to the bathroom to get cleaned up* WHAT just happened?
Weiss: I think you guys just adopted a baby.
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desicat-writer · 3 days
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Ruby: I can't believe you assassinated the general!
Roman: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him
Ruby: that's not better!
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rodanhoax · 4 months
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Ruby: Ok, I get me and Jaune may be more close than regular friends normally are-
Blake: Understatement of the decade.
Ruby: But! I don't see why everyone thinks we're together! We are simply a boy and a girl who platonically enjoy being around the other.
Blake: Ruby, I literally caught you getting railed by, and riding, Jaune around the academy 5 times in less than 2 days.
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