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totallyrwbyquotes · 22 hours
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Summer: Did you sleep with her?
Qrow: No. Of course not. I was.... helping her do her taxes.
Raven: Aren't you in 8th grade algebra?
Qrow: I can't answer that because I can't read.
Summer: She asked you to your face.
Qrow: Fuck. That usually works.
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(During Team RNJR's travels in Mistral)
Jaune, standing guard outside village at night: I can hear those Grimm out there...
Ruby: Jaune?
Jaune: Yeah?
Ruby: I've received some grave news from Ren.
Jaune: Which is?
Ruby: Nora's found the napalm.
Jaune: Oh, fuck me...
(Source: Sovietwomble)
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Team STRQ is standing in the remains of a village
Raven: Think we beat our record?
One more building falls down
Qrow: Yeah, there it is! New high score!
Summer: Wait, you two thought collateral damage was, like, bonus points or something?
Qrow: Are you saying it's not?
Summer: Oh, gods, this explains so much...
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totallyrwbyquotes · 2 days
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Ironwood, disciplining one of his men: Son, your mouth is writing cheques that your butt will find UNCASHABLE! You hearing me?! Your backside will be escorted out of the bank! You will find this humiliating!
(Source: Team Fortress 2)
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totallyrwbyquotes · 2 days
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Yang: Ha! This is easy as shooting fish in a barrel.
Blake: That's just a waste of good fish.
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totallyrwbyquotes · 2 days
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Camilla: Uh, s-sir...!
Ironwood, looking at Salem's invasion: I've been told... To think about the ocean, when I'm stressed, and i look at THAT, and I'm REAL stressed. *Turns around*
Camilla: Sir, you're the General!
Ironwood: Imma go to my room, imma think about the ocean... Bye guys, I'm peacin' out. You guys can handle this. *Leaves*
Camilla: Sir, you are the RULER of this kingdom, you have to ACT!!!
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totallyrwbyquotes · 24 days
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Qrow: Hey what's up, Winter?
Winter: Why are you naked in my pool?
Qrow: I'm naked?
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totallyrwbyquotes · 28 days
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Qrow: My biggest trauma was when Raven tried to murder me during a tornado.
Raven: I didn't try to murder you. I just didn't try to save you.
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totallyrwbyquotes · 28 days
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(Sun helps Neptune in a fight)
Neptune: What, you think I can't hold my own?
Sun: We get through this, I'll hold your own.
Neptune: You had to make it weird...
(Source: Avengers Age of Ultron)
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totallyrwbyquotes · 28 days
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Oscar: This is a tricky situation to figure out. You might as well ask which came first, the chicken or the egg.
Oz: The chicken.
Oscar: How would you know that?
Oz: ...
Oscar: Oh. Right.
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totallyrwbyquotes · 29 days
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(Jaune and Pyrrha are kissing)
Jaune: ...Weird?
Pyrrha: No, it's not weird.
Jaune: Okay? Run that by me again--
(They continue kissing)
Nora, watching bemusedly: I think it was weird.
(They stop and look at her, having not noticed her sitting there)
Nora: You guys look like... two seals, fighting over a grape.
(Source: Iron Man 2)
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totallyrwbyquotes · 29 days
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Emerald: "Come to the dark side", they said. "We have cookies", they said.
Emerald: Well, these aren't the cookies I was promised!
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totallyrwbyquotes · 30 days
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Salem: How many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Tai: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my daughters. So now, I'm going to fuck you!
Everyone:...
Qrow: Well this just got interesting.
Yang: It's "fuck you up," dad.
Tai: Wait, what did I say?
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totallyrwbyquotes · 1 month
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Ruby: Weiss? Are you crying? You do have a heart!
Weiss: Yeah. That's what poor people have instead of money.
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totallyrwbyquotes · 1 month
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Yang: Just say to Weiss something that you'd like to hear yourself.
Ruby: You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day.
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totallyrwbyquotes · 2 months
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Yang: Do you guys wanna have some fun?
Ruby: Yeah
Weiss: Sure
Yang: Now are you just saying you want to have fun or do you really want to have fun?
Ruby: I really want to have fun.
Weiss: I'm just saying I want to have fun.
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totallyrwbyquotes · 2 months
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Weiss: Well this is interesting. Yang is topless.
[Everyone turns to look at Yang]
Blake: Yo-yo Ma.
Weiss: Boutros Boutros Ghali.
Nora: Nice rack.
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