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loganslowdown4 · 2 days
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Roman: I’M TOO HOT!
Roman: *finger guns at Virgil*
Virgil:
Roman: 😄
Roman: 😀
Roman: 🙂
Virgil: *sighs*
Virgil: *completely deadpan* Hot damn.
Roman: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN!!!
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beansforwhat · 13 hours
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Remus: Oh, what's this? A comedically large lollipop-
Janus: A comically large lollipop you use to chop people's heads off?
Remus, in a high-pitched voice: It's mistew Guillotine, owo-
Janus, laughing and mortified: Dear Lord-
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Janus normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps the underprivileged poor and isn't fair. You shouldn't have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Janus, playing monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Virgil: People who celebrate holidays based on numbers are annoying, pass it on.
Logan: Fuck you and happy Pi day everyone.
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sides-of-quotes · 9 days
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Remus: Wanna fuck? Janus: You could be a bit more magical in how you've asked that. Would you like to try again? Remus: ...Alakazam, let me slam? Janus: Oh, of COURSE! Remus: Really?! Janus: No.
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loganscroftersstash · 11 months
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partners in crime
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logan was NOT in agreement to this.
i cant stop thinking abt wtit and these two. they’re on the mind. i hesrt them so MUCH. hid a little easter egg in there for you btw! (like two actually LMAO)
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based off this ^ pls reblog if u enjoy + no reuploading pls!!
( @thatsthat24 @intrulogicalweek )
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Janus: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Logan: Language.
Patton: Yeah watch your fucking language!
Roman: OKAY WHO TAUGHT PATTON THE FUCK WORD?
Logan: ‘The fuck word’.
Thomas: You guys use the f word all the time.
Virgil: Oh my god he censored it.
Roman: Say fuck Thomas.
Remus: Do it, Thomas, say fuck.
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🐸 patt-on-the-back Follow
you're so cute, janus :)
⚕️hiss-teria Follow
sounds like a whole lot of projection to me but go off
🐸 patt-on-the-back Follow
wha-
🐸 patt-on-the-back Follow
OHHHH
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Logan: Virgil, what is all this yelling about?
Virgil: Oh nothing, just confronting the asshole that ruined my life
Logan: … Virge, that is a mirror.
Virgil: Yes, your point?
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skeletinmoss · 25 days
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Inspired by @dikdikpronouncedxylophone
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poolsofabyss · 6 months
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Janus: Please don't do anything stupid. Remus: Okay. Remus: Wait, tonight or ever?
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loganslowdown4 · 13 hours
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Patton: Here’s the birthday cake for our guy!
Logan: *opens box* Patton.. it says ‘Happy 34th Birthday Tony!’
Patton: Oh no! He’s turning 35, isn’t he?
Logan: Patton, you know his name is Thomas YOU KNOW THIS! WHYYYYY 😩
Happy birthday @thatsthat24 !😄🎂🍰🧁
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beansforwhat · 3 days
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Roman: I just did that.
Janus: Yes, you just did that. Like, wow, Roman, you are so good at noticing things.
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Janus: Stupidity should be outlawed.
Virgil: Oh? What would happen to the twins?
Logan, fed up with their shit: Life sentence.
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*Roman and Remus are arguing*
Roman: I hope your sock falls off into your shoe!
Remus: I hope both sides of your pillow are warm!
Roman: I hope you get a itch on your back that you can’t reach!
Remus: *gasp*
Remus: I HOPE YOU STEP IN A WET SPOT AFTER PUTTING CLEAN SOCKS ON!
Roman: I HOPE YOUR PHONE STOPS CHARGING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
Remus: I HOPE THERE’S NO MILK WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE CEREAL!
Logan, to Janus: Should we do something?
Janus: Not yet. These are getting creative and I want to hear more.
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littlerat2 · 1 month
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Janus: I'm gonna need a human skull, and I can't have you asking any questions?
Virgil: Only if you also don't ask why.
Janus: What...? Okay.
Virgil: [pulls out seven pristine human skulls]
Janus:
Virgil:
Janus:[picks up a skull]This one's fine.
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