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Jinx: We do this the old-fashioned way.

Jinx: *pulls out a Molotov cocktail*

Vi: How did you make that so fast?!

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You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your family back to you or my mother to me?

— Caitlyn

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Vi: What a week, huh.

Caitlyn: Vi, it's Wednesday.

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Ezreal: Wow, you're so brave! You didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger!

Vi: That's because I have no regard for my own personal safety. You can ask Caitlyn.

Caitlyn: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

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Vi: I like to be creative when I fight. It gets my juices going.

Caitlyn: Can we cook with your juices?!

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Jayce: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Rifle or Vi. I give you real things I’ve heard Caitlyn say and you have to tell me if she was talking to her rifle or her girlfriend.

Vi:

Caitlyn: I don’t think I like this game.

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Caitlyn: I love you.

Vi: You literally just told me I was the bane of your existence yesterday.

Caitlyn: Two things can be true at the same time.

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Caitlyn, trying to open a door: It's locked.

Vi, rolling up her sleeves: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty.

Vi: *punches the door until it breaks*

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Caitlyn: [knocks on Jinx’s door]

Jinx: Fuck off!

Caitlyn: [knocks again, showing off her policeman badge through the door’s window]

Jinx: Fuck off, ma'am!

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Vi: So, what's for dinner?

Caitlyn, staring at the food she burnt: Regret.

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Orianna: Uh oh. I think instead of turning on my long-term memory, I just turned off my short-term memory.

Seraphine: Oh... is that bad?

Orianna: Huh? Is what bad?

Seraphine: Your memory thing getting shut off.

Orianna: Who shut off my memory?!

Seraphine: You did!

Orianna: Did what?

Seraphine: Shut off your memory!

Orianna: Why do you want me to shut off my memory?!

Seraphine: No, it's already shut off!

Orianna: What is?!

Seraphine: Your memory!

Orianna: Yeah, what about it?

Viktor: Well, this is a drastic improvement...

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Caitlyn: Do you really think thatis appropriate attire?

Ezreal, in crocs: You said dress comfortably, not fashionably.

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Caitlyn: Every time! Your big mouth gets us into trouble every time!

Vi: Not every time, only like, a third of the time.

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Jinx: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

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Cassandra: I don't want my daughter dating a screw up!

Vi: Well I don't want my favorite girlfriend daughter-ing a jerk mom! Burn on you!

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Ezreal: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this elevator.

Vi: Can anyone hear us?! Hello?!?

Ezreal: You’re just yelling? Why not use those arms and rip the doors open?

Vi: It’s not a safe idea until I know what we’re dealing with.

Ezreal: So you’re telling me those bazookas are just for show?!?

Vi: Okay, I know you’re scared, but they’re called biceps-

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[at Grayson's funeral]

Marcus: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*

Marcus: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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