#incorrect eragon quotes

[glbtrx]

-Murtagh Morzansson

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[magicandmundane]

Nasuada, trying to figure out why Eragon and Saphira need to go back to Ellesmèra: Wait a minute, what kind of weapon are we talking about here?

Eragon: The Galbatorix killing kind. 

Roran, popping in: Don’t you think that we should all have a weapon like that?

Eragon: No. 

Eragon: You simply lack the strength to wield them. Your bodies would crumble as your minds collapsed into madness. 

Angela, materializing out of nowhere: Is it weird that I want to do it even more now?

Eragon: Mmm, a little bit, yeah. 

#because i’m watching infinity war rn #yeah yeah riders’ swords aren’t like that but brightsteel is rare enough that it’s funny #the inheritance cycle #christopher paolini #the world of eragon #brisingr #nasuada #eragon shadeslayer #roran stronghammer #angela the herbalist #tic incorrect quotes #incorrect eragon quotes #the inheritance cycle incorrect quites #source: avengers infinity war

[murtagh-thorn]

Eragon: we need a miracle

Murtagh: no, we need to cheat

#inheritance cycle #murtagh #murtagh morzansson #eragon #the inheritance cycle #christopher paolini #eragon shadeslayer #inheritance cycle incorrect quotes #eragon incorrect quotes #road to el dorado

[incorrectromanceclub]

Eragon: Stay calm. You already have everything you need to defeat the Horseman.

Vicky: The power to believe in myself?

Eragon: No, a SWORD! Stab him!

#romance club #incorrect romance club quotes #incorrect quotes #heaven's secret #heaven's secret 2 #vicky walker #rc eragon

[saphira-approves]

Eragon: I need a favor… I need someone I can trust.

Murtagh: *squints suspiciously*

Eragon: *completely visibly genuine*

Murtagh, grinning: Well, as your big brother—

Eragon: Half-brother!

Murtagh: —it is my pleasure to get you into the deepest shit imaginable.

#im watching bodies on netflix and this quote just came up #and IMMEDIATELY my brain was just ‘ah! i need to share this’ #so yeah. i have no big opinions on the show yet but this is a gem #incorrect inheritance cycle quotes #eragon shadeslayer #murtagh (inheritance cycle)

[northgirl09]

Morzan: What's worse than seven babies in a garbage?

Galbatorix: Hmm... Tell me.

Morzan: One baby in seven garbages.

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[chic-beyond-the-wall-oc-acct]

Eragon Hill

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[necromancers-incorporated]

Eragon: hey, Nasuada, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Nasuada, gesturing to the urgals: learn to get past your differences for the greater good

Eragon: ...

Eragon: Angela, how do I-

#inheritance cycle #eragon #angela the herbalist #nasuada #incorrect quotes

[yourlocaldragondealer]

Nasuada: whats the best way to steal a mans wallet? Arya: knife to the throat? Roran: gun to his back? Murtagh: Poison in his cup? eragon: you're all horrible

#Eragon #inheritance cycle #nasuada #arya dröttningu #roran stronghammer #Reading six of crows rn and came across this gem #i didnt even know where this came from but i had to make an incorrect quote now

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[glbtrx]

Galbatorix: You, you can't lie in the ancient language, where is Eragon?

Murtagh: Well, ah, I don't know where he's not.

Galbatorix: You don't know where Eragon is?

Murtagh: on the contrary!

Galbatorix: So you do know where he is??

Murtagh: I'm possibly more or less not rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he shan't probably be.

Murtagh: If that indeed wasn't where he isn't.

Galbatorix: *sigh*

#galbatorix #eragon #murtagh morzansson #source: shrek #the inheritance cycle #christopher paolini #eragon shadeslayer #inheritance cycle #incorrect eragon quotes

[magicandmundane]

Galbatorix: Pull the lever, Murtagh!

Murtagh: *pulls a lever*

Galbatorix, falling through a trap door: WRONG LEVEEEERRRRRRR!

Galbatorix, smacking away a crocodile: Why do I even have that lever?!

*later, during the final battle*

Eragon, smacking away a crocodile: Okay, why does he even have that lever?!

#murtagh knew EXACTLY what he was doing #and yeah this is what happened in that big hallway leading up to the throne room and you can’t change my mind lol #the inheritance cycle #christopher paolini #the world of eragon #tic memes #tic incorrect quotes #the inheritance cycle incorrect quotes #source: the emperor’s new groove #galbatorix #murtagh thornsrider #eragon shadeslayer #i’m very proud of this one ngl

[archangelsunited]

Thank you for blessing us with eragon shitposts

Atra esterni ono thelduin.

I love this fandom quite a bit and rereading the books as I grow older is leading some funnier takes than I would have made when I first read them. My younger brother (who is working on his Phd in Math) enjoys telling me how my memes are incorrect and ended up inspiring a few of them, so I'll let him know people appreciate his contribution as well.

I enjoy any and all comments made to the memes or essays or quotes that I post and the Inheritance Fandom is full of people who take interest, which is a huge blessing. I am happier with five notes from this fandom than a thousand from some of my others.

Thank you for blessing me with the affirmation. I'll be putting up more posts today.

AU

#the inheritance cycle #eragon #ask #anon

[hell-heron]

As I long into my incorrect Eragon quotes blog to clandestinely use it as an extra vote in polls, as befits my usual standard of dignity, I'm reminded that Roran/Nasuada was a really fun dynamic Paolini put a disproportionate amount of really good focus on compared to, you know, this girl's actual love interest or the actual protagonist

#op #i miss them lol

[someeragonmemes]

Nasuada: I’m going to need a human skull but you can’t ask why.

Angela: Okay as long as you don’t ask why.

Angela: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of her bag*

Nasuada:

Nasuada: I’ll take that one.

#eragon #eragon memes #christopher paolini #inheritance cycle #the inheritance cycle #incorrect eragon quotes #incorrect quotes #Angela #Nasuada

[deadly-tame]

Nobody :

Eragon :

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