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Mr paolini you should give me exclusive rights to your work so I can write a katrina dragon rider AU we can split the profits 60/40 (I get 60)

Ya know the older I get the more I love Katrina (not that I ever didn’t but I appreciate her so much now) bc she just got thrust into a bunch of shit simply for being a loved one and like. Never really questioned it???? Like after she gets rescued from the Razac she’s like well it’s time to get married!!! Oh eragon is a dragon rider? Bitch I have a BABY to deliver get out of my way. Nothing but respect for her for simply just going with the flow constantly and also keeping everyone in line

#IMAGINE #she’d be so powerful #galby would be dead at least one book earlier

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Ya know the older I get the more I love Katrina (not that I ever didn’t but I appreciate her so much now) bc she just got thrust into a bunch of shit simply for being a loved one and like. Never really questioned it???? Like after she gets rescued from the Razac she’s like well it’s time to get married!!! Oh eragon is a dragon rider? Bitch I have a BABY to deliver get out of my way. Nothing but respect for her for simply just going with the flow constantly and also keeping everyone in line

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Quick doodle thing.

#Eragon core #q my love

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ITS TIME

#bout to make my way over to my schools bookstore in order to pick up #Murtagh #Mr emo boy I’ve missed you

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#I’d change the ages bc I think a 20 year old eragon sounds amazing #imo eragon is actually asexual so #oh and trans #def trans

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2 revelations: eragon is a horse girl and Brom was at stonewall

#my friend said I know what’s up #good god #eragon #christopher paolini #Brom #the inheritance cycle

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Roran is a lesbian

#aaaaaaaand post #gn everyone #eragon #christopher paolini #roran garrowson #the inheritance cycle

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My friend is the funniest person I know

#part 2 #like #guys this is so funny #to me #eragon #christopher paolini #the inheritance cycle

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Have you heard eragon is getting the tv treatment to replace the monstrosity of the movie ala percy jackson?

https://www.thedigitalfix.com/eragon/tv-series-release-date

YES now THAT I was aware of and I’m so so excited. I really want to audition for a background character even though that ain’t gonna happen

#I hope you all know we’re watching that shit together

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IM SORRY I haven’t been on tumblr in awhile and I just got back in and omfg😭 I’m so excited we are going to eat this up

So when we’re y’all going to tell me there’s a Murtagh centric book coming out this November

#the Rock in question I’ve been under is the United Kingdom #patently going abroad will make you go weeeeeeewwwwwww #I’m so excited for #this #y’all

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Finally got my friend to read the damn series and oh my god it’s worth it

#this is only part 1 #I will be adding more #eragon #christopher paolini #the inheritance cycle #eragon shadeslayer #Brom

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So when we’re y’all going to tell me there’s a Murtagh centric book coming out this November

#what did I ever do to y’all #I had to see a tiktok about this shit #guys #eragon #the inheritance cycle #murtagh morzansson

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#Nasuada for the WIN #maybe I’m just gay but god she was interesting to see #also wait my favorite pov is Arya- oh wait

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This has been…..mmmmmm….something, i guess

I’ve half a mind to redraw Arya but we’ll see how I feel later today

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Hi!

i have a few scenarios for you

What do you think would happen if we locked up angela, galbatorix and the oldest of the eldunari (the one who talked about the starlings) in a room for a day? Who would come out alive (cant say sane cause theyre all mad already but who would survive)?

And also what would eragon and murtagh text each other if they had phones

Galbatorix would simply not survive. Put him in a room with Angela and she WILL kill him. Like she was too powerful from the start Paolini knew what he was doing when he didn’t let her in on the final battle with Galby bc she would have destroyed his ass. I think that the Eldunari and Angela would get along great and would talk about theoretically for the rest of the day and probably become really good friends.

For the phone one: I wrote a whole fic about this! It’s called “and there are people here” and it’s on ao3! You should go check it out

#I’m still in the process of writing the second fic for that series #bc I got distracted by another fandom and and now basically writing a book seties #hubris is real and it’s name is me

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NAR GARZHVOG AND RHUNON FUCKERS ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU IN THE HOUUUUUUSE!!!