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get-cersie-an-elephant · 3 months

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Brienne and Jaime as various tumblr quotes cause I love them

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angelofthenight · 4 months

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Rhaenyra: Hey Daemon can you do something for me?

Daemon: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame

Rhaenyra: great. Can you do the dishes for me?

Daemon: no

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2braincellslz · 1 year

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Some times a family is:

An unlikely couple

Childhood best friends couple

The two princesses who treat the other like a princess couple

A aromatic

And a asexual

All rasing dogs.

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multific · 1 year

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House of the Dragon Incorrect Quotes

Aegon, Aemond and Daemon /x You/

A/N: Wanted to try out something different. I must mention almost all are created by using a generator, some are mine tho! Enjoy!

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You: Know why I called you in here?

Aegon: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

You: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Aemond: My future wife must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

You: *steps on a butterfly and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Aemond: That one. I want that one.

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You: So, do you like cats?

Aemond: Yeah.

You: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table* *winks*

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Aegon: Can I have your number?

You, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.

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Aemond: I’m going to take you out.

You: Great, it’s a date!

Aemond: I meant that as a threat.

You: See you at six!

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Aemond: Y/N and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

You: Sentences.

Aemond: Don't interrupt me.

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You: Go to Hell

Daemon, tearing up: I wish I could

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You: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Aemond: I do have a sense of humor you know

You: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Aemond: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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You: Where are you going?

Daemon: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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You: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Daemon: Oh, you’ve been?

You: Once. In Monopoly. It was awful.

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You: How petty can you get?

Aemond: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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You: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Aemond, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

You:

You: fsh

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Aegon: I turned out perfectly fine!

You: Aegon, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Aegon: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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Aemond: Violence isn't the answer.

You: You’re right.

Aemond: Violence is the question.

You: What?

Aemond, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

You, running after them: NO-

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You: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Aegon's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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You: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Aemond: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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cambion-companion · 1 year

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Y/N: What are you in the mood for?

Aemond: World domination.

Y/N: That's a bit ambitious.

Aemond: You are my world.

Y/N: Aww...

Aemond:

Y/N:

Aemond:

Y/N: OH.

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valarmorghulisarya · 9 months

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Jon: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Arya: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Gendry, deer!"

Jon: ...And what did Gendry do?

Arya: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?"

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it-happened-once-in-a-meme · 2 months

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Game of Thrones Pick-Up Lines (Valentine Cards) (Sansa, Cersei, Margaery, Jaime) 💕😂

You know what relationships most of these are inspired by :)

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itsgameofthronesimagines · 1 year

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Robert Baratheon: I could kill you if I wanted to.

Rhaenyra Targaryen: Yeah? So could another human being. Or a dog... *smirks* or a wild boar.

Robert:

Rhaenyra: Or a dedicated duck. You're not special, Bobby.

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chic-beyond-the-wall-oc-acct · 6 months

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Osferth Hill

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gendrya-fanpage · 2 years

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Hot pie: Hey, Gendry? Can I get some dating advice?

Gendry: Just because I’m with Arya doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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get-cersie-an-elephant · 3 months

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Police: you're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle

Brienne: wait.. what do you mean three?

Police: yes... three

Jaime: what?! *turns around and checks* oh fuck!

Arya: uh oh

Police:???

Brienne: PODRICK FELL OFF!

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angelofthenight · 2 months

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*at the mall*

Alicent: Excuse me? I lost my son, Aegon. Can I please make an announcement?

Employee: Of course.

Alicent, leans into mic: Goodbye you little shit.

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2braincellslz · 1 year

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 1 year

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Ellie Williams: You expect me to trust my life with these two mercenaries? I would rather take my chances on my own than go with these hooligans. Just give me a sword, a shield, and a horse, I give you my word as a Williams that I’ll deliver the cure for humanity.

Joel Miller: Such a sharp tongue for a girl your age. Be careful that I don’t cut it out. By the way, Marlene, when you get patched up, I’d like to hear more about your Firefly stories. But obviously in a more…private setting.

Marlene: Uh…Joel, Ellie, are you two okay? It feels like you’re two different people right now. Like you’re channeling a past life or something.

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cambion-companion · 1 year

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Team Black: What's wrong with you?

Aemond, Aegon, Helaena, Daeron: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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2rats1gogh · 5 months

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Arya, describing her plan to her gang: And when the smoke clears… Wait, what’s that?

Hot Pie: That’s my chimichanga stand.

Arya: No, Hot Pie, we won’t be needing that:

Hot Pie: Trust me, Arya, y’all are gonna be really hungry after this ambush, okay? Go on, finish you lil’ speech.

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