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ilynpilled · 2 days
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still love the way grrm decided to write this so damn much. other than the obvious romantic undertones of it all the “so he did” is so terse and simple and blunt as if it is the most straightforward and obvious thing in the world for him. jumping unarmed into a pit with a live bear to try save this woman is the most sound thing in the world. wanting her is the most sound thing in the world. doing the right thing is the most sound thing in the world. there is no justification for even a blink of hesitation. so he did.
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braime-won · 2 days
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BATTLE COUPLES + yours JAIME & BRIENNE | GAME OF THRONES (2011-2019) RICK & MICHONNE | THE WALKING DEAD: THE ONES WHO LIVE (2024)
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somethingbrightly · 2 days
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asoiaf people i have to ask at what point did everyone become so obsessed with jaime because im about 400 pages in and. is it because of his povs in the later books or did you all see him push a kid off the roof and think yeah this is the guy
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emprcaesar · 2 days
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i love how jaime and barristan are in their own way dismantling the idea of knighthood.
okay call me crazy but aerys kingsgaurd was the last good kingsguard. now i know that they blindly followed orders that hurt others and that doesn’t exempt them from being bad people just because they followed orders but take away the white cloak and those are good men. even jaime he was a cocky asshole, but i’d be too if i was him. he’s like 17 is a member of the kingsguard and one of the best fighters of the time, he was golden and beautiful. AND HE ALSO KILLED AERYS. so he isnt completely brainwashed. but barristan and jaime are both put into positions where they are no longer a white cloak/ the white cloak doesn’t matter.
barristan is kicked out of the white cloaks and has to rethink his whole life. he goes to daenerys and reflects on his past mistakes and how he can change that.
jaime is captured by the starks and his white cloak doesn’t matter. he had already been mulling over the fact that the kingsguard is a lie since he killed aerys. he is scorned and forgot what it means to be honorable and good. he see that in brienne and is reminded of the stories of honor from his childhood. he comes back to kingslanding and sees how the kingsguard lacks all honor that he was reminded of with brienne. this is of course excluding loras (i’m about to make a post about loras and jaime’s relationship).
anyways i just wanted to yap really quick.
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mormontdacey · 11 hours
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oh to be tywin lannister in agot…
your son and presumed heir what’s-his-name has been kidnapped and is still at large. last you heard he was in the vale maybe? but you haven’t checked and you’re not planning to
this is low priority because your daughter (derogatory) has launched a coup to kill her drunk husband the king and seize power. she accidentally gets a two-for-one deal when her impulsive and suspiciously blond son has the second most powerful man in the country killed for shits and giggles on the steps of the westerosi vatican. now your house is fighting a five-front war.
your favorite child—who is both the best swordsman in the realm and a national disgrace—is leading your far superior armies but he’s getting his ass kicked by a high school freshman and his pet dog, so you’ve got no choice but to head to the riverlands to clean up the mess. but zero worries because nothing EVER goes wrong in the riverlands!!!!
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knightsickness · 4 months
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robert era westeros dashboard simulation
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🫁 maidenless
JON ARRYN DEAD 🦀🦀🦀
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🐉 rhaegarsvalyria—deactivated
imagine you are lost targaryen princess danaerys marrying your dear brother, prince viserys targaryen 🤍👰🏼‍♀️
📜 citadelscribe
deactivated… king robert got them
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🐺 starkupdates
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if you don’t speak politics ned’s basically saying ‘not this time, cunt - papa wolf ned isn’t letting you fuck with his pack. while we’re at it, you’re a terrible jouster, bitch!’ to jaime lannister. who else is doing it like him!!
🥘 bowlofbrown
crying at this they’re both lords they DO NOT care if you live or die. what’s wrong with you people
🌞 bowedbentbroken
aren’t their families literally intermarrying
🪵 riverlandspussy
serfs would stan a dog if it was landed
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🐊 lizardlion
bracken dick would be good if they didn’t talk about how much better they fuck than the blackwoods the entire time
🌳 oldegodluvrr
why house blackwood stays 🔛🔝
🗝 livesbythefingers
i have terrible news about what blackwoods also talk about during sex
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🔥 melisandre
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the red represents projected support for STANNIS BARATHEON - king robert’s once and future HEIR
🦑 saltmalewife
shitting myself at this
🐦 muttonmouthed
stannis there’s doubts near the bloody gate watch out !!
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💘 luckylikestcriston
🎭 silkyourstreet
every so often someone accidentally reinvents the fourth council of baelor
🦀 celtigwhore
how is crone not sweeping do you people hate women
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🫁 maidenless
JON ARRYN STILL DEAD 🦀🦀🦀
🐴 littlestfrey
why are we celebrating? what did he do? /gen
📜 citadelscribe
known cuckold
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🌞 bowedbentbroken
do you think littlefinger and varys ever no i shan’t say
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🪸 patchpatchpatchface
on earth, the lords eat roast, and the peasants gruel !! in hell, the lords eat gruel, and the peasants roast !!
🪨 dragonstoner
another patchface banger
🦑 saltmalewife
the man cannot miss
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kudriaken · 4 months
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House Lannister. My fanart series for the Great Houses from the ASOIAF. I wanted to make this for the longest time.
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To all TV and movie producers out there, a heartfelt message to you:
STOP👏ADAPTING👏ORIGINAL👏WORKS👏IF👏YOU HATE👏THE SOURCE👏MATERIAL
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irlplasticlamb · 4 months
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“blue is a good color on you, my lady,” jaime observed. “it goes well with your eyes.” she does have astonishing eyes. brienne glanced down at herself, flustered.
prints + merch + commission info
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stileslittlebanshee · 10 months
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I think I cracked the code
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ilynpilled · 8 months
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lannister sibs
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swordmaid · 10 months
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TWOW Jaime I [real]
based on this scene from the mummy.
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the-amazing-spider-bi · 6 months
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sorry but Jaime Lannister’s characterisation is so funny to me. yes I tried to kill your eight year old but I draw the line at paying people to do my killing for me. you better believe if I want a third grader dead I will do the child murder myself. preferably with a sword so I can look him in the eye while he dies by my blade
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seethemflying · 7 months
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One thing I love about the Lannister siblings is how they are all bodyimageissues.com, and GRRM forces them to re-evaluate their relationships with their bodies over and over again in similar but different ways.
Tyrion has internalised a lot of the ableism that he has faced throughout his life, to the extent that he believes the only way he can get any semblance of love or affection is by paying for it. Since his trial, the hate he's faced has driven him to Richard III levels of "since I cannot prove a lover… I am determined to prove a villain" and throughout ADWD he journeys down a dark path. Tyrion projects his self-hate onto Penny, a dwarf just like him. In her, he sees someone who was so loved by her family even though she shares his dwarfism. He also recognises that love has made her optimistic and trusting, whereas Tyrion himself is cynical and bitter, even though Penny has had none of the societal and monetary privileges he's had in life. He resents that she isn't angry at the world in the way he is, and that she disproves the lie he has always told himself that if he had been born a peasant he would have been killed for his dwarfism. He also resents that Penny seems to care for him and he cannot cope with the fact that he receives affection from a dwarf, the very thing he has learnt to hate about himself. Penny is almost that trick that some psychologists do with people with low self-esteem – they force their patient to look at a picture of themselves as a child and get them to see if they can say the hateful things they say to themselves to that child. Tyrion is forced to play that psychological game every day in Penny's company, and it makes him deeply, deeply uncomfortable.
Cersei has been rendered an object by her father and society due her a) female and b) beautiful body. In some respects, her body is the tool she uses to obtain and wield power as it enables her to manipulate men to do her bidding. Yet while Cersei is proud of her body for these reasons, deep down she believes that a beautiful object is still nonetheless an object, and only a male body can be subject. In response to this fear, Cersei tries to mesh her identity with a person who has the body she wishes she could have, her twin brother, Jaime. In doing so, she makes Jaime her sword (ie. enacting the violence she feels alienated from by her body) and dresses him up in her image. Once complete with their matching clothes, Cersei imagines Jaime everything she would be if she had a male body: beautiful and deadly, powerful and violent. Yet that imagining is a lie. In AFFC, while Jaime takes the time to hone and train his body in response to his maiming, Cersei uses her newfound power to indulge in wine and food and sex, which has a powerful effect on her body. Her clothes suddenly don't fit, she's often drunk, she assaults Taena and her mental health deteriorates. Power reveals, and Cersei's experience as regent proves her to be much more like the drunk, whoring, hedonistic Robert that she had so hated rather than the restrained, chaste Jaime. Her Walk of Shame finally strips Cersei of the beauty that had rendered her an object and alienated from the instruments of violence forced upon those with male bodies. I wonder whether the passing of her beauty – the very symbol of her status as object – will lead Cersei more directly to engage with the levers of "male" power she has been denied so long. Violence, violence, and more violence.
On the surface, Jaime's body gives him all the privileges his siblings lack. He's a handsome, able-bodied man, and his father imagines him the glittering heir that will continue the Lannister family name. His male body enables him to usurp the claims of his older sister to Casterly Rock, to wield a sword, and to fully embody the chivalric ideals he was obsessed with as a child. However, Jaime soon discovers that his cherished knightly ideals are not all they are cracked up to be. Being a Kingsguard means living by the sword, and yet he finds that violence he is entrusted with is not always enacted justly – he is forced to stand by when his king rapes his wife, and then is roundly condemned for killing Aerys, the man who was about to destroy an entire city. After Aerys' murder, Jaime grows cynical about the ideals of chivalric violence, and to cope with the way such male violence is both fetishised and villainized by the system, he meshes his identity with his sister, retreating into the comfort of chivalric love. As his sister's lover, he commits violence for her, protects her, and is forced to love her from a distance, never getting too close... just like any good Lancelot would do for his Guinevere. However, after the loss of his hand – the very thing that allowed him to commit the violence that comes along with a male body in his society – Jaime's ideas of both chivalric violence and chivalric love are transformed. Once he has returned to King's Landing, Jaime takes a step towards his beloved and asks for genuine commitment before the world, but Cersei doesn't want that. She just wants a weapon to wield, an imagined male version of herself. The loss of Jaime's hand also means he cannot just cut through the Gordian knot with a sword anymore, and he is forced to make use of other skills like diplomacy and people management. Also, his relationship with his body is thrown into stark relief by Brienne – even though she has a female body, she is more the true chivalric knight than he has ever been. She genuinely strives to protect the innocent and does not grow cynical or deviate from her path when people mock her for her ideals. The genuine care she shows him after he loses his hand is also the complete opposite to how Cersei – the object of his chivalric love – reacts when she sees he has been maimed. Cersei recoils, disgusted that the idealised image of her perfect male body has been shattered, while Brienne bathes him, cleans him, and holds him through the worst pain. Jaime puts Cersei on a pedestal, but he knows Brienne. He also entrusts the truth of the Kingslaying to her – this innocent little knight who still holds onto the ideals he thought corrupted – and in the bath, in her arms, he is reborn.
Throughout the books, Tyrion, Cersei, and Jaime are all forced to reconceptualise their bodies in response to changing circumstances, and GRRM makes them all look at mirror images of themselves (Penny, Brienne, Robert). Tyrion struggles with what he sees, Jaime falls in love with his reflection, while Cersei looks away.
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duckytree · 6 months
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a lot of problems would’ve been avoided if cps existed in the got verse
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knightsickness · 7 months
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grrm unimaginably funny and real for hating harry potter and writing power scaling fan fiction about it. i think my awesome 35 year old morally grey knight oc would beat the shit out of hermione cringer
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