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Stiles: Derek, can you get Peter off my back? He keeps bugging me about that stupid solvent. Derek: Oh, there is no solvent. He was being such a pain that I told him water wouldn't wash it out. But it really will. Stiles: So you had Peter running all around town in gold paint? That is so wrong. Why didn't you tell me so I could enjoy it?

#teen wolf #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #derek hale #ian nelson #peter hale #ian bohen #michael fjordbak #source: just shoot me

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Stiles: Lydia, I'm sorry I can't be with you tonight. I have something I'm working on. Lydia: What? Stiles: Details are top secret, but I'm planning on having sex tonight.

#teen wolf #stydia #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #lydia martin #holland roden #source: just shoot me

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Stiles: If anyone is taking him for a walk, it'll be me. Malia: I'm his daughter. Stiles: Exactly. He chose me.

#teen wolf #stalia #steter #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #malia tate #malia hale #shelley hennig #source: just shoot me

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Malia: I am a terrible person. I just did something horrible. Don't you want to know what I did? Peter: I don't know, eat cheescake? Isn't that what you girls agonize about?

#teen wolf #malia tate #malia hale #peter hale #ian bohen #source: just shoot me #shelley hennig

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Peter: Ooh, a sex dream. How was I? Stiles: Absent.

#teen wolf #steter #peter hale #ian bohen #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #source: just shoot me

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Lydia: Oh, Peter, if your 18th birthday was 10 years ago, you'd only be 28 years old! Peter: That's right. Lydia: You look terrible for your age.

#teen wolf #pydia #lydia martin #holland roden #peter hale #ian bohen #source: golden girls

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Derek: Derek Hale doesn’t have to beg a woman to get in to bed; women come to ME! Scott: Yeah, right after they get the approval number on your MasterCard.

#teen wolf #scerek #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #scott mccall #tyler posey #source: golden girls

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Peter: *sheepishly* last night, at two in the morning, did you hear shrieking and screaming? Chris: No, but usually, if your door is closed I can’t hear anything.

#teen wolf #peter hale #ian bohen #chris argent #jr bourne #source: golden girls

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Mason: Liam, what are you listening to? Liam: A relaxation tape. The rain is supposed to relax me. Mason: Is it working? Liam: Not really. I keep worrying that I left my car windows down.

#teen wolf #lason #mason hewitt #khylin rhambo #liam dunbar #dylan sprayberry #source: golden girls

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Peter: Look, I’ll level with you. I have two tickets to the opera, and I can’t find anyone to go. Guess I don’t have many friends. Kate: Oh, who are you kidding? You don’t have ANY friends!

#teen wolf #peter hale #ian bohen #kate argent #jill wagner #source: golden girls

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Eli: Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel. Derek: I fucking guess.

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#teen wolf #eli stilinski hale #eli hale #vince mattis #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #source: incorectbatfam

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Chris: Ok, you can all come. But you have to promise me you won’t do anything to embarrass me. Allison: I promise. Kira: Promise. Isaac: Yeah, promised. Scott: I’ll try, but if they have tequila, it’s in God’s hands.

#teen wolf #chris argent #jr bourne #allison argent #crystal reed #kira yukimura #arden cho #scott mccall #tyler posey #source: golden girls

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*Eli, in full shift, accidentally runs face first into a tree*

Derek and Stiles watching: Yeah, no DNA test needed. He's ours.

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Eli: Dad, dad! Guess what just came in! Stiles: Our new targets? Eli: Your brother! Stiles: I don’t have a brother, Eli. Call grandpa. Stewart: Your twin brother, Stiles. Stiles: I’ll call your grandfather.

#teen wolf #eli hale #eli stilinski hale #vince mattis #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #stewart stilinski #source: the golden girls

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Harlan: Sorry I'm late. I didn't hear my alarm going off. Everett: Why's that? Harlan: I didn't set it.

#wolf pack #harlan briggs #tyler lawrence grey #everett lang #armani jackson #source: me

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Luna: My whole life is an open book. Blake: Your whole life is an open blouse!

#teen wolf #luna briggs #chloe rose robertson #blake navarro #balla shapard #source: golden girls

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Stiles: How can I be accused of murder!? Things like this usually happen to someone in the pack. Peter: Hey! I take offense to that. No one in my pack ever, ever left a body to be found.

#teen wolf #steter #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #peter hale #ian bohen #source: golden girls