#incorrect bad batch quotes
Omega: This is great
Hunger: you’ve never used a gun before, have you?
Omega, throwing another gun: I’m out of guns. I need another one.
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Me: *talking to my mom, my voice echoing*
Mom: is there in echo in here? 😏
Sister: Yes! I’m echo. *Salutes*
Me: i trained you all well. I couldn’t be prouder.
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[ On Saleucami ]
Juggernaut: I feel like I'm being stabbed.
Cut: How do you even know what it feels like to be stabbed?
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Juggernaut: Good morning, Crosshair!
Juggernaut: I believe the proper response is good morning.
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Okay I was trying to type “The Bad Batch” but instead it came out “The Bad Hatch” and now I’m thinking about the Bad Batch and duck sitting gone wrong.
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wrecker: ugh how do the imps always seem to know where we are?
hunter: did you remember to set your twitter to private?
hunter: wrecker you set it to private right
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Rafa: You're the fun police.
Hunter: Okay. Well if I'm the fun police, then your director of funland security.
Echo Omega, Wrecker and Trace: (groaning)
Cid: Oh good, more of this.
Omega: What do you think, the constant bickering. It was cute at first, but well, Tech explains it best.
Tech: To be blunt, your sexual tension and lack of chemistry are putting us all on edge, which is why ironically, and hear this on every level, you're keeping us from being friends.
Rafa: Hunter and I do not have sexual tension.
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I would like to personally apologize to Gonky for the choice I made in this
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Hunter, entering: Good God Tech what the hell are you doing?
Tech, tossing Omega around like a sack of damn potatoes: The support of Omega's vestibular response is imperative to a child's development. I am temporarily disrupting Omega's balance to better calibrate her sense of self in relation to her surroundings.
Meanwhile Omega is having the time of her goddamn life getting tossed upside down, thrown, spun, and flipped around.
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Hunter: Okay, let’s put this matter aside for the time being.
Wrecker, looking around nervously: Can only you see the time being?
Wrecker: Is it standing near me?
Wrecker, panicking: The time being!
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Wrecker: It’s just one of those things we’ll never know, like what happened to the Titanic.
Hunter: It hit an iceberg.
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Hunter: I’m what the kids call
Hunter: really exhausted. I’m so tired.
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Bad Batch episode 7
Rex: *walking in* hey, how y’all-
Wrecker: *gets a headache * *growls*
Rex: *screams* GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH!
Hunter and Tech: it don’t bite
Rex: YES IT DO *more screaming*
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Tech: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Karma (me): I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
I'm pretty sure I get on his nerves. the amount of sighs he let out in my dr-
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Omega: you have lines on your face
Rex: you'd have lines on your face if you had to put up with Anakin Skywalker everyday! I'm only 13 and I look like in in my mid 30s!
Rex: you're cute so I'll let you off but you're on thin ice
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So, are you two... Do you... Fondue ?
Hunter to Anakin and Rex, TCW season 7 episode 02.
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The Bad Batch Incorrect Canon Quotes
Tech, muttering lowly: The floor is wet.
Wrecker: What? I didn’t hear you.
Tech, not glancing up from data pad: I didn’t say anything.
(Two Minutes Later.)
Wrecker, slips and hits head on floor: Ow!
Tech, smirking: I warned you. It’s not my fault you didn’t hear me.
Tech: …Well that can’t be good.
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*walking through a scanner*
Wrecker: Wait, what if I was a robot, and I didn’t know it?
Tech: The machine would melt you from the inside out
Wrecker: Ok, I’m not a robot so I’ll be fine
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Omega: Can I please sleep in your bunk tonight?
Hunter: Sure, is everything okay?
Omega: I keep hearing this weird screeching noise through the vents.
Hunter: Yeah that’s just Wrecker singing. Don’t worry you get used to it.
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Hunter: I will never trust Tarkin. He’s a venomous snake, waiting to strike, and you know what we do to snakes?
Crosshair: Chop their heads off, remove the skin, turn them into boots!
Tech: Don’t be absurd. Who would want gremlin skin boots?
Wrecker: Hunter just said he was a snake.
Echo: The devil comes in many forms.
Omega: What’s a snake?
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