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aldrawss · 27 days

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Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*

Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?

Omega: *Freezes*

Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?

Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*

Crosshair: Try Again.

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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letsquestjess · 2 months

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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?

Hunter: I'm depressed.

Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.

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trylynarie · 27 days

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Omega: but Rex lost so many men. Is he okay?

Echo: not gonna lie this is an average Thursday for him

Omega:

Omega: THAT DOESNT MAKE IT ANY BETTER-

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third-generation-female-warrior · 2 months

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Spoiler-Free Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes

Hunter: Did you check your lunch? I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

Omega, opening the bag: Hunter, this is a 10-page letter.

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Phee, unbuttoning shirt: Damn, it's so hot in here!

Tech: I get that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Hunter: My daughter said she really wants to watch "Murder on the Polar Express" and shit now so do I.

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Wrecker: Can we go to Dex's? Shakes are 1.99 right now!

Echo: I thought you were lactose intolerant?

Wrecker: Not at that price!

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Omega: Crosshair, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?

Crosshair: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Omega.

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Omega: Hey, Crosshair, are you awake?

Crosshair: What?

Omega: Are you awake?

Crosshair: Who do you think said "what"?

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Echo: What is your biggest fear?

Rex: Oh, I'm incredibly arachnophobic.

Wrecker: You don't want the spiders to get married?

Rex: ......

Tech, sighing while putting his fork down: Wrecker, why-

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Crosshair: Hey, nerd!

[Echo, Tech, and Omega all turn around]

Crosshair: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.

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here-comes-the-moose · 14 days

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Crosshair, drunk af: Oh my God it’s bisexual lightning!

Hunter: Crosshair that’s the POLICE!

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nerfpuncher · 1 month

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Wrecker: I had a dream that you were a bottle of mustard, and I was ketchup. Which is weird, cause normally you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

Rex, wondering what he was thinking taking a night watch shift with Wrecker: That's something you should ask Echo.

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pensaremightierthanswords · 2 months

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Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes #9

Crosshair: Do they teach you plan 72?

Omega: Is that the one where you sing in a hula skirt so I can get by unnoticed?

Crosshair:.... Let's go with that one. That one's better.

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same-crazy-art-girl34 · 2 months

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Omega: when I am rich

*points to Hunter*: you're getting therapy

*points to Tech, Wrecker and Echo*: you're getting therapy

*points to Crosshair*: you're getting double therapy

Omega: EVERYONE'S healing

Omega: yes :)

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starwarstrashy88 · 23 days

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Wrecker: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Tech: *visibly stiffens* You’re putting it in cold water????

Echo: Wrecker?? Answer the question, Wrecker!

Wrecker: Yeah I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn’t realize that there was an actual reason

Echo: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes??

Tech: Why are you..putting it in the microwave to BOIL IT??!!

Echo: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?!

Tech: It👏🏻takes👏🏻less👏🏻than👏🏻a👏🏻minute!!

Echo: TECH is your stove powered by the KRIFFING SUN?!?!

Tech: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!?!?!?

Echo: Like seven minutes!!

Tech: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less then that and you use a sauce pan

Echo: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?! On medium heat??!! Your stove is enchanted!

Hunter: Every single person on this ship is a Kriffing lunatic

Crosshair: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A KRIFFING KETTLE?!?!?

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chickentenderx · 22 days

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Crosshair: damn girl the power of love and friendship aren’t working :/ time to kill someone or whatever

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aldrawss · 19 days

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Hunter: Omega…

Omega: Oh no, ‘Omega’ in b-flat.

Omega: You’re disappointed.

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tattycoram · 1 month

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*Hunter minding his business in his bunk* Crosshair, loudly from the next room: If you don't shut your autistic ass up I'm going to turn on the ceiling light and make it so you have to get up to turn it off! Tech: OH WE'RE DOING HATE CRIMES NOW? Hunter: Hunter: Maybe joining the empire isn't such a bad idea after all

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letsquestjess · 14 days

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Crosshair, kicks down the door to Echo's ship: Where is my hug!?

Echo: ...

Crosshair: Please hug me.

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disastertriowriting · 1 month

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Tech: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking. Crosshair: Huh? Tech: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out- Crosshair: I love you. Tech: Crosshair: Crosshair: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup. Tech: I KNEW IT!!

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third-generation-female-warrior · 25 days

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More Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes

Hemlock: "We know you're breaking the rules, Omega."

Omega, internally: "Play dumb!"

Omega, out loud: "Who's Omega?"

Omega, internally: "Not that dumb!"

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Crosshair: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Hunter: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Crosshair: I never understood why anyone would care so much about their dumb little sisters until I got one myself.

Crosshair, holding up Omega: I've only been on the run with her for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this space port and then myself.

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[Omega has locked herself in her "room"]

Emerie, banging on the door: You are SO finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in a blender, push puree, and then bake you into a pie and feed it to the doctor! And when he says "Mmm, this is great! What's your secret, I'm gonna say-

[Hemlock walks by and stops to look at him.]

Emerie: Love... a-and patience...

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[Family Game Night]

Hunter: You walk into a room and the only way to escape is by writing the name of a real person on a piece of paper, but this will kill that person.

Crosshair and Omega: [Stars writing}

Wrecker, looking at Crosshair's paper: Cross... Crosshair, you only need to write one name-

Hunter, looking at Omega's paper: Stop that! I said stop! You can't write your own name-!

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Crosshair, looking at Ventress: I could take her.

Hunter: In a fight right?

Crosshair: ...

Hunter: You mean in a fight, right?!

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Omega: Jellyfish have survived 650 million years without brains!

Ventress: A small ray of hope for your brothers...

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